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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:58 PM
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
While, yes, this makes sense, but "pans"? We have all kinds of pans in our house and I can assure you my wife is no damned emo!!.
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I regret adding you MourningStar. Apparently you're not very smart are you?

1. What does make up have anything to do with being "emo"? I wear eyeliner or dark make up, but I'm not emo, far from it.
2. Haha. Pedo band, BOTDF. HAHA. F*cking losers. Black Veil Brides. I have nothing to say about them. If you want to list emo bands I suggest you do some reading. But start with this good list of real emo bands:

A Day In Black And White
Angel Hair
Antioch Arrow
Christie Front Drive
Dag Nasty
Embrace
Fire Party
Gray Matter
Heroin
Hoover
Hot Cross
Ignition
Indian Summer
Jawbreaker
Lifetime
Marginal Man
Mineral
Mohinder
Moss Icon
Nation of Ulysses
Natire Nod
Navio Forge
Portraits of Past
Rites of Spring
Saetia
Shudder to Think
Soulside
Still Life
Sunny Day Real Estate
Swing Kids
Turning Point
Trophy Scars
Universal Order of Armageddon.

Oh let me show you a picture of one of them while I'm at it and post lyrics too.


Jawbreaker:
They look nothing like what you think emo is. Now for their lyrics.

Jinx Removing

Talked out and now I'm feeling crowded.
All the errands in the world won't save us now.
Rained in and I won't come unclouded.
There's a stillness in the air.
I pray for sound.
We're too smart to watch TV.
We're too dumb to make believe
this is all we want from life.
And I'm too dumb to talk to you.
You're so quick to listen to me.
I'm saying nothing you don't know.
Nothing you don't know.
Walked out and I won't be rerouted.
If I don't go outside today, I never will.
Too old not to get excited
about rain and roads,
Egyptian ruins, our first kiss.
I love you more than I ever loved
Anyone before, or anyone to come.
Someone said your name, I thought of you alone.
I was just the same, twenty blocks away.
Blew twelve and kissed the thirteenth finger.
"Rabbit, rabbit," on the first.
I hold my breath.
Did tricks I hoped you wouldn't notice.
A superstitious hyperrealist.
I'll make you mine.

There you go.

3. Oh here we go again with this stupid stereotype! So you must think Princess Diana, Brody Dalle, Colin Farrell, Megan Fox, Vincent Van Gogh, Darrell Hammond, Kelly Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Alfred Kinsey, Courtney Love, Christina Ricci, Amy Studt, Mia Tyler, Sid Vicious & Nancy Spungen, Amy Winehouse, Per Yngve Ohlin aka Dead, or anyone who is not even close to emo, is emo?? Braindead much?

4 & 5. Ugh. You see a lot of people with tattoos and facial piercings who are not even emo.

6. No.

7 & 8. Your sexuality and being feminist have nothing at all to do with emo.


Anyways, have fun being stupid for the rest of your pathetic life.
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.

1. Ew.
2. Dangerous, destructive, satan worshipers bent on killing our children.
3. Attention whores
4. Anyone who would pierce their face to stick diaper pins in is clearly insane.
5. Ew.
6. What is this, dear?
7. An excuse to terrorize Christian Americans and lead children into the open arms of Big Sodomy.
8. What is a "Pans"? Is that a pagan/goat thing?

You seem to be pretty well acquainted with this stuff. Perhaps you would do well to spy out the emo land like Joshua and Caleb. if you have the same spirit as Caleb, you know can overcome them (Numbers 13:30). I don't know if there are any giants among the emo (Numbers 13:33), but if you have faith, the LORD will keep you safe. If it is His Will.
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
What is merch??? Also, I cook with pans all the time, and I am not an Emo!
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This 'pans' means pansexual someone who is attracted to all genders/whatever.. Band merch means any bands shirts/bracelets/posters/etc.
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This one's easy: wears two or more belts.
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Mourining Star,

Thank you for confessing your deviant lifestyle. I can assure you the fine people of Landover will certainly help you find God. However, you must be completely honest about you "experiences". Sweetie we all have heard this before.

" I was in a play once and had ________!"

Do you honestly think we will fall for this line?? You could have been completely honest with us all from the beginning. Here how you should have wrote it.

1. I like older men!
2. I like to crossdress!
3. I listen to punk rock.
4. I wear woman's make up.
5. I like to mutilate my body.
6. I wear clothes that glorify Satan.
7. My friends are gay Fem-Nazis.


There is hope for you and I am sure of two things. You can be cured and the fine people of Landover can help you. Maybe one of the strong men of Freehold can help you. I blame your parents for not displining you at an early age.

Let this be a lesson to all young married couple's when they have children.

1. Home schooling is a must.
2. Beat your children so they do not become this person.
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This 'pans' means pansexual someone who is attracted to all genders/whatever.. Band merch means any bands shirts/bracelets/posters/etc.
Bisexual means you are attracted to both female and male. So this makes me think the definition of pansexual is the same as bisexual, and whatever else their perverted minds can think to have sexual relations with (meaning animals).


Well, Mourning Star Emo Hippie, God told us not to do that. Why are you posting perverted things on a Christian website?


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Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Mourining Star,

Thank you for confessing your deviant lifestyle. I can assure you the fine people of Landover will certainly help you find God. However, you must be completely honest about you "experiences". Sweetie we all have heard this before.

" I was in a play once and had ________!"

Do you honestly think we will fall for this line?? You could have been completely honest with us all from the beginning. Here how you should have wrote it.

1. I like older men!
2. I like to crossdress!
3. I listen to punk rock.
4. I wear woman's make up.
5. I like to mutilate my body.
6. I wear clothes that glorify Satan.
7. My friends are gay Fem-Nazis.


There is hope for you and I am sure of two things. You can be cured and the fine people of Landover can help you. Maybe one of the strong men of Freehold can help you. I blame your parents for not displining you at an early age.

Let this be a lesson to all young married couple's when they have children.

1. Home schooling is a must.
2. Beat your children so they do not become this person.
Now I do none of these things. My boyfriend is 19 as well. I do wear makeup because I am a girl. I don't cut or anything else. And I don't really socialize with other people. Because look at society. I don't want in on that. My parents did discipline me. And the men of Freehold can kindly stay away because I'm in a relationship. And my boyfriend wouldn't like it. I wear normal clothing. This is to tell how to distinguish an emo. Ok?
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Hmmmm you have boyfriend??? Why are you not married??? Sorry I find your whole post a little odd. First, you say you had to be an Emo in a play, then you are telling us how to spot one. Now you are a girl living in sin with a boy. Either I am highly confused or you need to clear somethings up.
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Hmmmm you have boyfriend??? Why are you not married??? Sorry I find your whole post a little odd. First, you say you had to be an Emo in a play, then you are telling us how to spot one. Now you are a girl living in sin with a boy. Either I am highly confused or you need to clear somethings up.
My father wants to make sure he is a good husband before I get married. I'm a virgin so no 'living in sin'. When you have to be an emo you can spot an emo. So I think you may just be confused.
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I regret adding you MourningStar. Apparently you're not very smart are you?

Blah, blah, etc. etc.
Obviously The Lord guided this young lady to Landover for some spiritual counsel and not an emo music promotion.

I suggest she (and you too) immediately procures Charlie Daniels "How Sweet The Sound - 25 Favorite Hymns And Gospel Greats."

You can take pick up a copy at your local Cracker Barrel. And if you are a typical emo, one or two of those Grandpa's Country Fried Breakfasts should do you right.
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Hmmmm you have boyfriend??? Why are you not married??? Sorry I find your whole post a little odd. First, you say you had to be an Emo in a play, then you are telling us how to spot one. Now you are a girl living in sin with a boy. Either I am highly confused or you need to clear somethings up.
TaraAnne, I agree with you. Something is not right about this girl. Why is she so obsessed with Emos??? (I hope that is the correct plural of Emo).
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.

9. Guzzle blood
10. Eat babies
11. Finger paint with feces
12. Etc.
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My father wants to make sure he is a good husband before I get married. I'm a virgin so no 'living in sin'. When you have to be an emo you can spot an emo. So I think you may just be confused.
My dear a father should already know he will make a good husband before he sets eyes on you. I am not confused. You need to come clean about your heathen ways. Stop acting like a whore and start acting like a young Christian lady.
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Emi? I'm not well versed in the vernacular of the hell-bound, either...
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...To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
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This one's easy: wears two or more belts.


Cyndi Lauper was emo? Wow.
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
Having read your Introduction it occurred to me if this post also contains an unfortunate spelling error?! I found no data on "emos" on KJB but - regarding created kinds - I began to wonder if you meant emus, those Austrian flightless fowl? They entered the Ark provided by our LORD (Genesis 6:20) and have inhabited the deserts of Austria ever thereafter.

I have here a picture of a typical Austrian emu:

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...2c/Emo_emu.jpg

Exactly as you depicted in your list.

Was the play you participated in some rousing Austrian play such as "The Sound of Music". I suppose you played the part of one of these emus?

Acts 19:31 shows you the only kind of theatre you are supposed to be involved in (by listening as a female).

Yours in Christ,

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