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View Poll Results: Should I bash them with rocks or drown them slowly?
Bash their skulls! 34 21.25%
Drown them slowly! 94 58.75%
Other - Please explain 32 20.00%
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Old 02-17-2014, 02:10 AM
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Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?
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Every single one of the millions who exist today and have done throughout history? And I mean all of them?
Yes. All Catholics know that their church has organized and executed genocides in at least four of the five continents. All Catholics know that all their priests rape and abuse children. The only reason that anyone chooses to be a catholic is because they support this behavior. They donate money to their false church to pay for the genocides and child rape to happen, so yes, they are all active participants in genocide and pedosexuality.

We on the other hand follow God. We don't wear mixed fabrics or ever work on a Sunday. We are good people, as good as the Bible requires us to be.
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wow, thanks a lot for all this information!

Your witchcraft rituals are on a higher level!
You drowned a dozen of innocent baby creatures into a sacrifice to the god of the sea!
That's bruthal!

Also thoose tips about spirits and criatures and all that... Thoose was a high dominance of black magic!! I never though someone would reach that fearsome level!

Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?

(this one)



Moloch, maybe?




Oh, no, I know!



It's Bephomet, right?

I never though I would acquire so much knowledge of witchcraft as in this webside. You are truly fearsome warlocks
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Who do you pray to? the God of the Cross?
We pray to and receive grace from Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God.

Your silly rant is a day late and a dollar short. We are quite familiar with such false gods.
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Jesus Christ? Oh you reffer to Tamuth, right? the god of the cross!



And don't tell me this isn't sorcery, because you bringed me back to the 1600's!
You can't say otherwise!
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I got a litter of kittens for my children a few months ago...However, they have recently started becoming willful and mischievous. One of the even scratched one of my sons and pushed my little girl, Anabella, in the face.


Can the pelts be used for anything?

The white one might make a really cute mini "bearskin rug" for a dollhouse...or just a conversation piece.

If they bleed, it could stain the fur....and they might scratch each other in a sack. So I would put them in a cozy box in a closed garage and let the car run for a while. That way, nothing's damaged if you want to make them into a crafts project.
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I find that .40cal aluminum hollow points get the job done quite nicely. If you set the kitten on a tree branch and walk about 75 feet away, you can really improve your marksmanship. Since god loves good marksmanship, you can honor him by improving yours... God made aluminum a frangible metal, therefore, aluminum hollow points make the kittens explode, which keeps the mess to a minimum.


(We all know the story of David and Goliath right? Where would David be without good aim and faith in God? Squashed under Goliath's foot!) Proof enough.


The same thing applies to mooslims, although it sure is fun to pack the hollow points with bacon first. They really seem to hate that.
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