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Old 09-23-2011, 03:38 AM
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Self-diagnosing after reading wikipedia doesn't count.

Seriously, I've never even heard of this condition throughout 90% of my life. Growing up, we didn't have "aspbergers". Suddenly, the internet happens and now 90% of people on here have it.

I think it's probably invented by Hollywood. Movies like "Rain Man" and "Sling Blade" made it "cool" to be retarded.
No, I've had multiple tests done since I was four, all are conclusive. I'm an inbred too.
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I apologize for hatemongering, and for having a medical condition since before i was born.
Our Creator cannot stand the sight of hellbound retardeds and cripples! Genesis 1:27 tells us that we were created in the Image of God. However, retardeds are something entirely different - the children of hell itself! Since God is perfect, he would not create a retarded, crippled mongrel who is repulsive in His own Sight. Retardeds are obviously the spawn of demons! This is why women who have abortions are cursed with retarded babies when they finally decide it's "convenient" to have a baby. Abortion opens the womb to demonic possession, plain and simple.

God sends these trollops wicked, retarded demon babies who have no chance at finding Salvation™.

Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

So it's not so much that God hates people who are crippled and retarded; God makes people crippled and retarded because He hates them! They are not even human.

God cannot stand the sight of your kind.

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For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

You have no business in the House of the LORD. Frankly, I'm not even sure you should be posting on a Christian message board. Perhaps a Senior Pastor could weigh in on whether it is even appropriate for this retarded mongoloid to have posting privileges?
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Hello Christians , I am a person with aspergers *snip*
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Well, I think non-malignant cases of Asperger is quite simple to cure, given enough parenting or will-power (depending of age). The main danger of Asperger is the elevated interest in fantasy and science fiction, which is pretty bad when combined with elevated interest in reading.

What a parent can do is to burn books like Lord of the Ring, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy etc, and make your kid read the KJV Bible instead. If you have Asperger, you can if you want burn all your satanic fantasy books and get a KJV Bible.

But if you get malignant Asperger (think Simple Simon), you need immediate professional exorcist attention. I perform exorcism for all ages, and have reasonable rates. I offer 30% discount for families that parent their kids in accordance to Prov 13:24
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No, I've had multiple tests done since I was four, all are conclusive. I'm an inbred too.


Gross.

Also, doctors work for an agenda (mostly the gay one). They cannot be trusted.
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I just wanted to start out by wishing everyone a good morning with the hopes that you all have what ever stimulant you need to get you going on your day. No doubt that you lot have little use for such delightful things as coffee or sweets but prefer to start you day off with some misguided and poorly understood meaning from the bible. And now that I have made pleasantries, its time to move on to more distressing matters. By the way, this is going to be on the long side, so if you have the attention span of a slug be warned. However, it is shorter than the bible so you may be in luck of making it through it.

This 'lovely' forum was brought to my attention via twitter; you know, that evil place on the internet where we atheists spread hate and discontent in 140 characters or less. And while I am against all forms of organized religion that does not mean that I have not read the KJV bible, gone to a church, been a member of a church or at one point in my life did believe in your God. Things change, people change. It is called free will and it is granted to us in the bible. Without free will, there would be little use in the grand scheme of things for both a heaven and a hell.

I have ASD. ASD is Autism Spectrum Disorder also know as Asperger's Syndrome and even some times associated with PDD/NOS. And for the record, I am not the retarded one on this forum. You all have taken sound reasoning from the words of your bible and twisted them into words of hate. What ever happened to "christian compassion"? You are meant to spread Love, Understanding, and Life Eternal not hypocrisy and hate. Yes, I said it. You all are hypocrites. I guess the passages in the bible about "love they neighbour as thyself" meant little to nothing you guys. Also, while man WAS created (according to the bible) in God's own image, the bible also goes on to say that ONLY Moses ever laid eyes on God and that "when we are with him, we will be like him". Do you really, really believe that your God is prancing around heaven in the flesh not spirit?

I have no doubt that some of you are intelligent people, brainwashed but intelligent. The mere fact that you use the bible as a tool of hate versus the tool of love and understanding it is meant to be should shame you all to your very core! Jesus preached love, you lot go completely down the other path and blame people who were created in the same manner you were (down to the miracle of birth from fertilization of an egg with a sperm) for your own stupidity. If you lot can read a bible surely you could look up valid medical fact about diseases and the like. Did it escape your notice that even the God you "claim" to worship murdered, maimed and killed? Oh, let me guess... It was 'for the greater good', right? And people wonder why I follow Absurdism! It is because of the likes of you! At least I make NO assumptions about people and judge them not and above all, I am not a hypocrite.

For the record, I love animals (all animals) and especially love penguins more than people. Why? Because they mate for life, live socially without judging and help out their fellow penguins. Its the ideal society. If I am lucky enough to come back to earth when I do die, I want to come back as a penguin. You, all of you, could learn a lot from penguins. You all are really nothing more than mindless 'zombie' sheep being herded by nothing more than a bunch of bigots. While you are learning a thing or two from the penguins in the world, you should take the time to learn some valuable life lessons. J.K. Rowling did a bang up job in tackling life lessons in the Harry Potter books she wrote. It is also written for young adults so you should be able to comprehend it easily enough. It teaches that love conquers all evil. Good triumphs over bad. And Hate leads to evil.

Before you lot have a go at me and damn me to hell and into the arms of Satan himself, let me point out to you that there are MANY so called christians who will join me there. I am going to take a stab in the dark and say that there is a HIGH probability that all of you will join me there!

I have read (with much distress and agony) every post on this thread. I love how it was you lot that brought up the insulting name of assburgers (by the way, ass means donkey so the word you are actually looking for there is arse) and claimed that we suffers of medical conditions are a 'cult'. Ironic really. Many of us that are not christians would say the same about you. Christianity is more of a cult than suffering from a neurodevelopmental disorder, such as autism. We 'gather' together to spread knowledge of how to live, cope and survive being unique. We don't gather to spread lies and hate. We leave that to you. It is actually quite interesting that you mentioned the serial killers that are supposed to have Asperger's Syndrome. It is also quite entertaining that you failed to realize the key differences between sociopath, pyschopath and those of us with Asperger's. I could point them out but I believe that if you look up things yourself you are more likely to remember them than if you had them point blank told to you. I suggest using sources other than wikipedia for accurate information. Also, a good place for definitions would be a dictionary as you haven't the slightest idea of what several words mean. Words like: love, hate, ass, cult ... the list really goes on.

After much thought, I am going to just come right out and say this. Hurtful and harsh as it may seem to you. But you all are no better than Adolf Hitler. The key difference being that what he did to his fellow humans physically, you lot do verbally. I am not even sure which is the worse of the two. Out of curiosity, did you lot just not bother reading the New Testament of the bible? Where Jesus fed the hungry, raised the dead and cured the sick and ailing? At what point in the New Testament did Jesus ever look at his fellow humans and say "you are a retard" with a sucks to be you attitude? He didn't. Plain out and out didn't. He went over to them, taught them right from wrong. He spread love and understanding. He welcomed them ALL like brothers and sisters. He loved everyone.

Final thought from me is this: If THIS is what you people took from the bible, YOU are the sick, demented, damned and lost souls of the earth. Remember humility, remember compassion, and above all learn how to love your fellow man as you would yourself. It is what the bible is all about. Keep in mind, the bible has two parts. The Old Testament and the New Testament. I think you all REALLY need to read the New Testament. From what I have read, you never got that far in your beliefs.
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Sooo...you're retarded? What did you (or your ancestors) do to anger God that He would smite you so?

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I’m glad that somebody started outing these outists, assburgers, ASD-ers or whatever the politically correct name for these creeps is trendy nowadays.

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For the record, I love animals (all animals) and especially love penguins MORE THAN PEOPLE.
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The people you describe are known as 'assburgers', a term very popular on the internet. Do not mix it with Asperger's syndrome.

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You are meant to spread Love, Understanding, and Life Eternal not hypocrisy and hate.

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The mere fact that you use the bible as a tool of hate versus the tool of love and understanding it is meant to be should shame you all to your very core!

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It IS hate though! That's like saying that Harry Potter is about the 'totally normal and functual lives of people'!


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For the record, I love animals (all animals) and especially love penguins more than people. Why? Because they mate for life, live socially without judging and help out their fellow penguins. Its the ideal society. If I am lucky enough to come back to earth when I do die, I want to come back as a penguin.
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But you all are no better than Adolf Hitler.

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He wasn't that bad.
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YOU are the sick, demented, damned and lost souls of the earth.
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Wow! This guy REALLY IS retarded - and from the looks of the above statement he fornicates with animals too! Dis-gusting!
Just to let you know, I am not male. I do not fornicate with animals either. I just think that penguins are smarter than 99.99% of the human population.

Thank you for the compliment though. For in the penguin world, the males are the one that nurtures and cares for the young.
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Loner type, no friends, keep to themselves, indulge in ritualistic behavior, prone to extreme violence and aggressive outbursts, stunted, don't feel pain like normal people, a lack of empathy.
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Please quote the verse.

It IS hate though! That's like saying that Harry Potter is about the 'totally normal and functual lives of people'!

That's sad.

He wasn't that bad.

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1) THE verse? Have you even read your bible? Or is it just a paperweight on your table, a mere decoration and conversation piece? How many verses would you like? Remember, am a firm believer in atheist absurdism so make it at least challenging!

2) Harry Potter IS about the "totally normal and functional lives of people". So with being wrong about Harry Potter, I will just be confident in my knowledge that your first thought of the bible being hate is wicked and more over quite wrong, even by christian beliefs.

3) Define sad? Because THIS is the face of happy... Oh, the irony!

4) Right! Of course he wasn't THAT bad. He did have enough sense to kill himself in the end. THAT is something! Because owning up to and paying back society for his crimes would be totally unreasonable.

5) If that is the case, I personally can't wait to make it to hell! I have a better chance of being accepted as a complete person there...
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At least I make NO assumptions about people and judge them not and above all, I am not a hypocrite.
Let met get this straight: I'm the judgmental and hypocritical one?
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Yes, Yes you are. I am actually impressed you managed to find that bit in there.
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I am glad you found time in your busy schedule to visit a True Christian forum and tell us the Bible has two parts.
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What's Ass Pie? And then you've got Elf? Are you a queer that dresses up like a forest elf in a miniskirt in one of those online games?
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Am not entirely sure what Ass Pie is, although am thinking from the name it is a savoury dish made of donkey. I am an elf, complete with pointed little ears and of avg elven height of 5'5". I do wear skirts but not the mini kind due to not wanting to share THAT with just anyone. I also play online games but prefer to play things like Mafia Wars so that I may kill people without actually doing it. Its quite good fun actually.
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