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Old 11-06-2011, 04:50 AM
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Actually you can see them clearly, I think its in the spring when you can see mars and even as far as jupiter.

And no you're dead wrong, the planets were named after greek gods, not pagan.

Mars, the god of war.

Neptune, God of the sea

these are all greek gods.

you can easily see the planets, Galileo did it with a telescope in his day, you can easily do with with a pair of binoculars
These false gods of yours will only ensure that you spend eternity in hell.

I urge you to repent now. God has forbidden us from worshiping any gods but Him. In fact, He has promised not to hurt us if we don't serve them.

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And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt.
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Old 11-06-2011, 04:56 AM
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These false gods of yours will only ensure that you spend eternity in hell.

I urge you to repent now. God has forbidden us from worshiping any gods but Him. In fact, He has promised not to hurt us if we don't serve them.
I never said those were my gods, stop putting words in my mouth

I said those are the Gods of the Greeks, not pagans, the planets were named after the greeks

how do you skew this so badly?

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Here are some pagan gods
1 - Mars [ROMAN]
2 - Neptune [ROMAN]
3 - [3 is quite a big number so I'll stop at 2]
Those are not Roman gods, those are greeks, and greeks are not pagans, and neither are romans.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:50 AM
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Those are not Roman gods, those are greeks, and greeks are not pagans, and neither are romans.
Do you know what a hyperlink is?

I posted one.

It looked like this:

Here are some pagan gods

put the cursor over the blue words and you may read:

A SMALL DICTIONARY OF
PAGAN GODS & GODDESSES


GREEK
ADONIS
APHRODITE
APOLLO
ARES [Mars is a ROMAN god]
ARTEMIS
ASCLEPIUS
ATHENE
CHARON
CRONUS
DEMETER
DIONYSIUS
ERIS
GAIA
HADES .
HEBE
HECATE
HELIOS
HEPHAESTUS
HERA
HERMES
HYPNOS
IRIS
MOROS
MORPHEUS
NEMESIS
NIKE
OCEANUS
PAN
PERSEPHONE
POSEIDON [Neptune is a ROMAN god]
THANATOS
URANUS
ZEUS
That is probably meaningless to you, so I checked out what THE PAGANS THEMSELVES have to say:

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The problem for these science geeks when they come and try to bash scripture is that there are so many different possible interpretations for their horribly scattered reference materials. They are struggling to understand God by measuring Him, which is never going to work.
Job 26:14 Lo, these are parts of his ways: but how little a portion is heard of him? but the thunder of his power who can understand?
Small wonder then that they shoot off at the mouth trying to sound knowledgeable and trip themselves up constantly.

You won't catch Christians getting confused over what things in the Bible mean or contradicting each other.
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You won't catch Christians getting confused over what things in the Bible mean or contradicting each other.
That is so true. God tells us that it is impossible for The Bible to contradict itself, because it is The Word Of God.

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pifflewow, I was hoping you guys are just trolling, cause otherwise this is asininity of the highest degree.
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pifflewow, I was hoping you guys are just trolling, cause otherwise this is asininity of the highest degree.
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Nevermind that, I've only been given insight to this wonderfully preposterous topic and just craved to find out how reason can simply stop working altogether.

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Nevermind that, I've only been given insight to this wonderfully preposterous topic and just craved to find out how reason can simply stop working altogether.

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Quoting balding pop singers is neither funny nor going to get you into Heaven, friend.

Why do you want to make baby Jesus vomit?
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Why is baby Jesus vomiting because of something one would say a more palpable concept than astral objects being what they are?
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Why is baby Jesus vomiting because of something one would say a more palpable concept than astral objects being what they are?
Astral objects are lights in the firmament.
Genesis 1:14-19
14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. 16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, 18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. 19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
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A most praiseworthy metaphor offered by the text and "mot-a-mot" quotation on your behalf, but not an answer (to what I asked, that is).
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Nevermind that, I've only been given insight to this wonderfully preposterous topic and just craved to find out how reason can simply stop working altogether.

Phil 92:2 I've been talking to jesus all my life, Oh yes he knows me, And he knows I'm right, And he's been telling me, Everything is alright
No friend, you are wrong about the scripture. In order to stand fast in the Lord you must first know him, and everything, for sinners, is not alright.


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4:1 Therefore, my brethren dearly beloved and longed for, my joy and crown, so stand fast in the Lord, my dearly beloved.

You must know him before you can stand fast in him.

Also, the future for sinners is pain and eternal sodomy in hell.

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5 I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not.
6 And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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pifflewow, I was hoping you guys are just trolling, cause otherwise this is asininity of the highest degree.
I'm sorry to say that the atheists and other God-mockers are quite real.
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I'm sorry to say that the atheists and other God-mockers are quite real.
Oh sure, I suppose hallucinatory deducation of His words or missing their context by miiiiiles*, like this jellybean-minded here

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Genesis 1:1

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

Message is clear; there are no other planets.
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* oh, do you accept distances here? I'm just asking out of a caution, since you lot do find it difficult to go past the second dimension, when it comes to physics.
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...* oh, do you accept distances here? I'm just asking out of a caution, since you lot do find it difficult to go past the second dimension, when it comes to physics.
I'd have thought that someone who purports to know physics would know that distances are a measure of ONE dimension.
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Context mangling seems to go on.
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Context mangling seems to go on.
Blasphemy seems to go on.

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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Yes, to some extent, you all are proving quite good at that, too.
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Yes, to some extent, you all are proving quite good at that, too.
Who are you talking to and what are you responding to?

If you hit the quote button what just happened to your post will happen to the post you are replying to so your posts make some sort of sense. Or at least we can see the target for your nonsense.
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