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Old 01-28-2012, 07:27 PM
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No, acne is the way to identify teenagers. If you didnt have acne as a teenager, that means you dont have enough testosterone, identifying you as a faggot
So girls with acne either have high levels of testosterone or are homosexuals?

Why not just admit that you are a depraved and dull-witted bigot?
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is it awkward that i have perfect skin and always have yet nowhere in the bible does it say acne is a mark of the devil.
the images originally posted were of boils which are completely different.
it is a worry to me that a 17 year old girl can see errors in molesting ,abusive , hill Billy's so called religion.

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is it awkward that i have perfect skin and always have yet nowhere in the bible does it say acne is a mark of the devil.
the images originally posted were of boils which are completely different.
it is a worry to me that a 17 year old girl can see errors in molesting ,abusive , hill Billy's so called religion.

An abo's idea of "perfect skin" is not the same as God's.

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if by abo you mean having darker skin im white and have not a blemish on my face
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if by abo you mean having darker skin im white and have not a blemish on my face
Do you have a photo to share? It's always much more pleasant to converse when we can see each other.

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Acne has always been associated with Devil worship. From the first image we see as a child of a witch; that haggard old crone, ugly as the pits of Hell, with bad skin conditions, warts, scabs and puss-filled ugly boils on her repulsive face...


To the image of demon possessed child, who’s faces and bodies are awash with putrid bursting pussy lesions, blemishes, festering sores, pock marks and ugly yellow spots...
Oh, wonderful, a stereotype. So you're saying that the people who first chose to associate warts with witches knew what they were talking about? Are you saying that those people were God? What people choose to associate warts and acne with doesn't have any correlation to what God thinks.


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We have always associated bad skin with pure evil, and with good reason. Because acne, boils, spots, ugly weeping sores, and other bad skin conditions are usually either caused by the Devil, or are a result of thinking sinful, wicked or Satanic thoughts.


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The Bible even gives us an example of Satan giving someone acne -
Boils =/= acne. Even if it was acne, just because Satan could give someone acne wouldn't necessarily mean that every case of acne was given by Satan.


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Just LOOK at what happened with the kids from those evil “Harry Potter” movies -
Or they could have just gotten acne because they were growing up. Like I said before, just because someone has acne doesn't been it was from Satan.


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the ONLY way they can be 'cured' from this disgusting skin condition is through the love of Jesus Christ! Amen!
That's odd. Because I used to have acne, then it cleared up as soon as I started washing my face more. And seeing that I've been told many times here that God hates me and that I'm going to hell, I can't really see Jesus doing that anytime soon.
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Oh, wonderful, a stereotype.
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I'd be interested to see your research behind this. I'm willing to bet you pulled that out of thin air to give your argument more support.
No research needed, the Bible explains why those of us without acne are blessed.

Job 11:15
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No research needed, the Bible explains why those of us without acne are blessed.

Job 11:15
For then shalt thou lift up thy face without spot; yea, thou shalt be stedfast, and shalt not fear:
"Spots?" What makes you so sure this refers to acne? Your eyes are spots, they could be talking about them for all you know.

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Oh really? Including stereotypes about you people as well? Are those also true?
Stereotyping is an important facet of human psychology. Otherwise we would have to identify every object in the world individually.

If I see a four legged stationary waist height flat topped object I stereotype it as a stool. If I see a winged beaked animal I stereotype it as a bird. If I see a man comming towards my in the night time and he looks like he will accost me I stereotype him as a darkie.

Stereotyping saves time. If I jump to the conclusion the man approaching me is a darkie I can assume a proactive defensive position to protect myself.

Just like Geoge Zimmerman (a national hero, if ther ever was one).

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"Spots?" What makes you so sure this refers to acne? Your eyes are spots, they could be talking about them for all you know.

Oh really? Including stereotypes about you people as well? Are those also true?

Your constant attempts to engage us in debate are growing tedious. Why don't you go read the Bible and come back once the Holy Spirit has entered you?
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Stereotyping saves time. If I jump to the conclusion the man approaching me is a darkie I can assume a proactive defensive position to protect myself.
But that's not what people stereotype nowadays, so how do you know which one is right? (that was a rhetorical question, no need to answer it).

The point is, I could create a stereotype about anything, but that wouldn't mean that it's true. When someone had the genius idea to stereotype witches as old women covered in boils, how do you know that they had it right?
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People that wear New Era hats scare me. Is that stereotyping?
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"Spots?" What makes you so sure this refers to acne? Your eyes are spots, they could be talking about them for all you know.
Now you really are talking drivel, replace the word spot with eye in the following verse and ask yourself does it makes sense? No it doesn't. Clearly it refers to acne. You are deluded and obviously attempting to lead us astray.

Job 11:15
For then shalt thou lift up thy face without spot; yea, thou shalt be stedfast, and shalt not fear:
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The point is, I could create a stereotype about anything, but that wouldn't mean that it's true. When someone had the genius idea to stereotype witches as old women covered in boils, how do you know that they had it right?
Because that is what witches look like. If I see woman who wears black (and may or may not have a pet) who knows more than she should it is logical to assume she is a witch and treat her accordingly.

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So you're saying that the people who first chose to associate warts with witches knew what they were talking about?
Warts are Gods way of identifying witches so that we may follow his command.

Exodus 22:18
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Lawl, one of my friends is probably one of the biggest god/religion hater that I know. And in the 4/5 years that I know him he never got ay acne or spots etc. Now you guys are only looking or a reason to hate or judge more people because of their looks. x.x
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Lawl, one of my friends is probably one of the biggest god/religion hater that I know. And in the 4/5 years that I know him he never got ay acne or spots etc. Now you guys are only looking or a reason to hate or judge more people because of their looks. x.x
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And judging someone because of their acne is righteous? No, it isn't. If you judge them for their acne then you're judging them because of their appearance. So you're basicly ignoring what the bible says.
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And judging someone because of their acne is righteous? No, it isn't. If you judge them for their acne then you're judging them because of their appearance. So you're basicly ignoring what the bible says.
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