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Old 01-29-2012, 08:44 AM
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When I was a kid I didn't give a second though about playing those classic Nintendo games and my parents were atheists so they didn't care either. I was going to buy my kids a nes forgetting how bad they were. Here's some games I was going to get until I tested them out at the game shop to make sure that they worked. Also I ended up not getting any games all together.

As you will see all these games are very evil and don't even hide the fact that they try to teach kids about sexual activities like games today do. Not all the games are from the NES console. Some are from the super nes and sega genesis but most of them are from nes.

This is from Ring King. As you can see they are opening having gay sex and the crowed is cheering them on.


This game even gets worse and shows a kid giving a blow job.



There's even more from this game but I think you've seen enough and we need to get to the next game.

Allthough I didn't test this one I saw someone else playing it and it shows the player jacking off another guy. This game was Bad Street Brawler.



Now we all know a game about baseball should be clean. Well not this one. In Baseball Stars II it shows a lady getting herself off. And the guy just behind her has a demons horn and is gladly watching her.



Streets of rage 3 isn't all bad as you can beat some girls into their place but I still wouldn't play it as this lady in almost move she does shows everything up her skirt as bright as day.

And to make everything worse they got a gay guy jacking himself off in the game.



In the game Vendetta they got the same guy from Streets of Rage 3 in a different costume but this time doing another guy.



And this game even has bestiality...



Lets not forget where all this started. With the classin NES game Super Mario Bros. Every kid that had a NES had the game as it came with it when you bought it. In this image you can see that it makes kids think doing drugs, especially mushrooms are fun.

The image is kinda big so I just put a link to it.
http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots...eensaver_3.png

I was going to also post images of super mario having sex a vine (plant) and sucking himself off but it seems that the ahtiests somehow got all the images and hidden them from the net.

There are a lot more games I haven't covered here and if you want to see more just go to this link. Sexual Moments in Video Game History.

As you can see all these games break just about every rule in the bible. Here's some bible verses for all of you in case you forget why any of this is wrong.

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Exodus 28:42 And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:

I wonder how many video games that are even worse than these ones that came out before the NES?
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Back in the day I remember my first encounter with whoredom: Leisure Suit Larry.

Just take a look at the kind of images they used to hav:!

http://www.gamershell.com/pc/leisure....html?id=18860.

You'll note that this pic is at a site called gamershell.... No surprises there.

This whole game revolves around liberal atheist fashist whores trying to temp the protagonist into lewd behaviour. Larry himself seemed to be besieged my evil liberal whores at every juncture. His mission in this communist lezbeen fantasy is to avoid being seduced by strutting whores.

Fair enough.

The despicable part (dreamed up by creator Al Lowe who is a proven liar - He liked to call himself "the world's oldest game designer" when there many games older) is that it is impossible to win and only serves to train future whores in how to better tempt God fearing men into having whore sex.

When I found Christ I wrote to the makers of this perverted whoredom (Al Lowe and Sierra Software) quoting the following scripture I felt was apropos:

Rev 2:20:" Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols."

And

Ezekiel 23:13 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.

I await his reply.

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That's a terrifying site I found this horrible image on there

I don't even wanna know what shes gonna do next...
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That's a terrifying site I found this horrible image on there

I don't even wanna know what shes gonna do next...
What game is THAT?

Martina Navratilova's Tennis Fetish?
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This type of perversion dates even further back to the Atari. When my oldest nephew was young, I caught him playing a video game abomination called Bachelor Party. Here is an image from the game that I found on the internets. (Pastors, feel free to delete this image if you find it too disgusting.)



I was quite angry when I caught him playing this filth. This was in my younger days, before the wheelchair and carpal tunnel problems, so I smacked him in the face as hard as I could. He dropped the controller, so I whacked him good with that too.

I've never been so DISGUSTED and OUTRAGED over a family member in my life. Needless to say, the Atari and the filthy game cartridge went straight into the garbage can.
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Well if two homersexshuls dancing in a gay field does not cause Atari's financial fortune hit rock bottom I don't know what will.

Burn in hell, Atari.

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The figure on the left seems to be female with her chest area exposed. The figure on the right is a man, as you can clearly see his erect member. The two are obviously primed for action. Even though the game depicts the right kind of intimate relations, the kind that happens between a man and a woman, it shouldn't depict intimate relations at all!

Why won't Atari think of the children?
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Why won't Atari think of the children?
They do. But not in a good way

“He had an Atari and worked for a candy company and his cupboard was full of candy,” said Jason Davies, one of his victims. “This is where we wanted to go after Scouts"

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/10/20/scouts-turley-pedophile-list.html

Any company that would make games machine purely to aid pedofiles in their Cathlic ways should be smoted by God (in his mercy).

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well maybe if you people actually bought games that are rated E we wouldnt have this problem (common sense) No one uses an atari anymore. This is what they use
Ps3,Xbox360, nintendo DSs( so many to name) or wii or even playstation portable. Or their texting or on a computer or an Ipod
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well maybe if you people actually bought games that are rated E we wouldnt have this problem (common sense) No one uses an atari anymore. This is what they use
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Hi, Retard!

The point of this thread is that NOT ONLY the new games, but ALSO the old classic games, are full of sex and perversion.

You might have figured that out, say, by the TITLE: "Classic NES games are just as bad as todays games"
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Wrong.

I have an Atari Jaguar and I play Tempest 2000 and think of Jeremiah 30:23, Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.

I imagine I'm throwing stones at mediums as per Leviticus 20:27 ‘A man or a woman who is a medium, or who has familiar spirits, shall surely be put to death; they shall stone them with stones. Their blood shall be upon them.

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When I was a kid I didn't give a second though about playing those classic Nintendo games and my parents were atheists so they didn't care either. I was going to buy my kids a nes forgetting how bad they were. Here's some games I was going to get until I tested them out at the game shop to make sure that they worked. Also I ended up not getting any games all together.

As you will see all these games are very evil and don't even hide the fact that they try to teach kids about sexual activities like games today do. Not all the games are from the NES console. Some are from the super nes and sega genesis but most of them are from nes.

This is from Ring King. As you can see they are opening having gay sex and the crowed is cheering them on.


This game even gets worse and shows a kid giving a blow job.



There's even more from this game but I think you've seen enough and we need to get to the next game.

Allthough I didn't test this one I saw someone else playing it and it shows the player jacking off another guy. This game was Bad Street Brawler.



Now we all know a game about baseball should be clean. Well not this one. In Baseball Stars II it shows a lady getting herself off. And the guy just behind her has a demons horn and is gladly watching her.




In the game Vendetta they got the same guy from Streets of Rage 3 in a different costume but this time doing another guy.



And this game even has bestiality...



Lets not forget where all this started. With the classin NES game Super Mario Bros. Every kid that had a NES had the game as it came with it when you bought it. In this image you can see that it makes kids think doing drugs, especially mushrooms are fun.

The image is kinda big so I just put a link to it.
http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots...eensaver_3.png

I was going to also post images of super mario having sex a vine (plant) and sucking himself off but it seems that the ahtiests somehow got all the images and hidden them from the net.

There are a lot more games I haven't covered here and if you want to see more just go to this link. Sexual Moments in Video Game History.

As you can see all these games break just about every rule in the bible. Here's some bible verses for all of you in case you forget why any of this is wrong.

I wonder how many video games that are even worse than these ones that came out before the NES?



Ok, now you will hear a gamer's opinion... And you might be surprised...


For the first two images, yes, those things happen in the game, and it is joked about in the gaming community.

For the second one... I can see by the cathegory in link of your image "minimocks", that it mock something in the game. The game doesn't feature any ejaculations or sex. ... But the game does have a strange attack (go see on Youtube "Bad Street Brawler").

The fourth image... It's a confetti.

The fifth and sixth images... Those do not happen in the game. Enemies hit you, and there aren't any "humoristic" death scenes.
Get your fact straight.
Go watch a bit of footage on Youtube. You'll nothing of that happens.

Yes, we all know about the mushrooms in Mario Bros. It ain't new.


But you know what games Are really travesties (not the sexual term)?
NES Bible games.

(hmmm... "For play"... "for-e-play"... "foreplay"? ... If you (general) do those kind sense twisting things, why shouldn't I?)

On the fun factor of the game... It's pretty terrible, and you never buy this.
If you seem intrigued by the game, download a NES (the game was also published on the Sega mega drive(Genesis) and on PC) emulator, and a Bible Adventure ROM. ... Try to play the game and have fun (you wont be able to, because the game broken (the programming wasn't well made)).
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Why won't Atari think of the children?
hey, don't blame Atari. Blame the unofficial publisher that publish their games without a liscence.
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Ok, now you will hear a gamer's opinion... And you might be surprised...
We're not surprised at all, dear, and I say this in Christian Love. An unregenerated heart can no more discern good from bad than a cockroach can. Your opinions are only good for rationalizing sin. That does you no good in the long run (and eternity is a run that never ends).
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We're not surprised at all, dear, and I say this in Christian Love. An unregenerated heart can no more discern good from bad than a cockroach can. Your opinions are only good for rationalizing sin. That does you no good in the long run (and eternity is a run that never ends).
So, you are disregarding someone with a greater knowledge in video games than you?
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So, you are disregarding someone with a greater knowledge in video games than you?
I am disregarding the opinion of an unsaved soul, regardless of how well they know video games or any other field of science.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God:
for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

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So, you are disregarding someone with a greater knowledge in video games than you?
"I knoze moar bout video gamez then u cuz I sez I duz".
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I'm wondering what NES stands for. It sounds like some Nazi-Squad.
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"I knoze moar bout video gamez then u cuz I sez I duz".
... Erm, no.
I really do know a lot about video games.
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I'm wondering what NES stands for. It sounds like some Nazi-Squad.
NES stands for "Nintedo Entertainment System".
The NES is also called the Famicom. Famicom was the release name of the console, in Japan.

SNES stands for "Super Nintendo Entertainment System"
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