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Old 07-09-2011, 08:32 PM
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MOVIES FROM HELL - THE BANNED LIST!!!
(Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!)

Friends,

I am always being asked which films are safe, and which films NO Christian should even have a copy of. It's a well known FACT™ that some movies, which may be certificated as 'family-friendly', can turn your children gay, while others can leave your child mentally disturbed, and in need of serious psychiatric treatment. While other movies, which may have a child-friendly rating, may contain serious Satanic influence, that could lead to demonic possession if viewed by a minor!

So with that in mind, I thought I would start THIS thread, so we can make a list of ALL the movies we feel that NO Christian should own!

Movie No. 1 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Have a look at the trailer for this Satanic piece of garbage! Please remember, this movie was actually made for children!!



Disgusting! It's enough to make Jesus puke! And they let kids watch this trash?? Parents, waken up here! This film NEEDS to be BANNED from EVERY Christian home!!!

Please post OTHER movies HERE that you wish to add to the BANNED list! We must do ALL in our power to protect our children from the Devil's work.

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THIS movie made by a wetback communist is about as blasphemic as they come.

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Christians are under a universal mandate to respect and obey the laws of the land.

Ecclesiastes 8:2-52

I counsel thee to keep the king's commandment, and that in regard of the oath of God.
3Be not hasty to go out of his sight: stand not in an evil thing; for he doeth whatsoever pleaseth him.
4Where the word of a king is, there is power: and who may say unto him, What doest thou?
5Whoso keepeth the commandment shall feel no evil thing: and a wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgment.






Jonny Depp this movie is your ticket to the fires of Hell. Jesus is your last chance.
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Well! Here are a film I see recently because I think I saw it here or at least a part of the most the fim and I were intrigue and then like last week, no it were two weeks ago, no last week, cos I remember it were my sister Paqui who comed up to Alcoy for vist and she comed whit her friend Mireyam and they bringed this DVD of this film they say were so funny but IS NO FUNNY ! It is soooooo shockful and I were so shock I had to watch it a other 2 times the next day and I'm jus so glad I have watch it whit subtitles and whit Montse (she's my other sister - she's lovely, even Pastor Ezekiel would like her, cos she's just so sweet, she's like my best sister, cos we're very similars etc etc, but that's no so important, the important is she help me a lot whit my english cos her english is so good) and I'm glad I don't understood it all in the origianl version whit all the bad langiage cos I would have been shock totally you know?


Anyway, I insist NOBODY must watch this no only for the bad languages but for the moral or inmoral containings inside it cos is about a pick of guitar maked of the devil tooth and is all like promoting rock music for a tool to defeat the devil and we KNOw that is just pure fantasies because only Bible can do this. ¿Yes?

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I do not know how to post videos, but they are so awful that I do not know if I would even be able to post them. So I will just list two that I remember as being especially awful
Those 'twilite' films Teaching children about those dirty 'vampires" (and)
Prayers for boby Teaching them that it's ok and acceptable (and in God's eyes even!) to be a fag.
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Are the transformers movies ungodly?
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Are the transformers movies ungodly?
There was a time in my life when I did not think twice about watching these kinds of moves. I saw the first Transformers movie. But, then, I was born again, and there was born in me a hatred for ungodly media that was sensual, immoral, blasphemous, etc. My flesh may be tempted to watch such a movie, but the Spirit in me tells me that God hates this stuff and won’t let me watch it. Why watch something that is not edifying? Why watch something that obviously does not bring glory to God.
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These trailers I see on this particular post are disgusting!
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MOVIES FROM HELL - THE BANNED LIST!!!
(Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!)

Friends,

I am always being asked which films are safe, and which films NO Christian should even have a copy of. It's a well known FACT™ that some movies, which may be certificated as 'family-friendly', can turn your children gay, while others can leave your child mentally disturbed, and in need of serious psychiatric treatment. While other movies, which may have a child-friendly rating, may contain serious Satanic influence, that could lead to demonic possession if viewed by a minor!

So with that in mind, I thought I would start THIS thread, so we can make a list of ALL the movies we feel that NO Christian should own!

Movie No. 1 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Have a look at the trailer for this Satanic piece of garbage! Please remember, this movie was actually made for children!!



Disgusting! It's enough to make Jesus puke! And they let kids watch this trash?? Parents, waken up here! This film NEEDS to be BANNED from EVERY Christian home!!!

Please post OTHER movies HERE that you wish to add to the BANNED list! We must do ALL in our power to protect our children from the Devil's work.

Amen!


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You do know that...that trailer was actually fan made and it was intentionally made to make the film scary...right?
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You do know that...that trailer was actually fan made and it was intentionally made to make the film scary...right?
So are you trying to say those bits aren't in the film?
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You do know that...that trailer was actually fan made and it was intentionally made to make the film scary...right?
So you are really saying that the original trailer was made to be child-friendly, hiding the true nature of this movie? The scenes do not lie, this movie is terrifying! A madman (who is probably a pedophile) invites 5 children to come into his sick candy factory filled with dwarfs, where they are dispatched one by one until only one child remains... disturbing!

A boy almost drown in a river of what looks like human excrement?? Before being sucked up a huge tube leading to a machine that will apparently slice in into bars of gory human fudge? Another boy is shrunk to the size of a dwarf's hand, before being put of a torturer's rack to stretch him back to normal size? A girl is thrown into a garbage pit by a bunch of evil dwarves, which leads to a giant furnace, to be burned alive, and her father is sent to join her! Another girl eats a stick of gum, which makes her whole body swell up to gigantic proportions, before she bursts open and dies. Does this sound like a movie for children? NO, it does NOT!
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I know one you can add to the list:

Machete:
An incredebly racist, communist, anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-Capitalist propaganda movie about an messican, catlic, anarchist, terrorist illegal immigrant who brutally kills Godly American Republicans just because they defend their country, and he is portrayed as the hero of this movie, now it WOULD be a good movie if he was portrayed as the villain, that would show us who messicans really are and what they think of us, but he is portrayed as the hero, thereby brainwashing American teenagers into becoming Godless Obongo-worshipping demoncrats who thinks its okay to kill Godly American Republicans. This movie should be banned for racism and political communist propaganda, NOW!!!
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You brother percy have the sickest mindset i have ever seen, your views on religion are completely warped. Ive fanned through this forum and ive spotted Racism and poor ethics. You are all ridiculous finatics i dont see how you can even call yourself Brothers of a faith. Willy Wonka is a child's movie, it is not what you are making it out to be, go rent it and see for yourself. If you all continue on this way you are all damned to an eternity in Hell, and that is rightly where you all belong, it is people like you brother percy that give religion a bad name. Pastor Ezekiel You racist peice of trash, why don't you crawl back into the whole from wherest you came? This entire webpage is an absolute mockery, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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We don't call ourselves Brothers of a Faith. We call ourselves True Christians (well, the True Christians do. I call myself an incredibly small step up from unsaved trash).

Brothers of a Faith is what you call yourself. If it helps, look at the name in the top right corner of the forum. Thats you.
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We don't call ourselves Brothers of a Faith. We call ourselves True Christians (well, the True Christians do. I call myself an incredibly small step up from unsaved trash).

Brothers of a Faith is what you call yourself. If it helps, look at the name in the top right corner of the forum. Thats you.
Correct, i am a brother of the Christian faith, but that is beside the point, why don't you address my point "incredibly small step up from unsaved trash"?
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My apologies, I thought I had. I thought your point was "how do you call yourselves Brothers of a faith when, etc." I pointed out we didn't.

Racism is strictly not tolerated on this forum. God has a plan for everyone and we're in no position to argue with that. While God himself, as Jesus, was unquestionably white with blue eyes that doesn't mean we hate the other races, simply that we accept the place God has given them. Why, we even have several ex-Negros on the forums.

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Oh yes. Why don't we rent the movie? Well, I haven't because Brother Percy has been kind enough to point out what a satanic piece of trash it is. The Lord tells us to let nothing unclean come before our eyes Psalm 101:3 Thanks to Brother Percy, I can follow that command with respect to this disturbing piece of sick fantasy.

Or was your point wondering why Pastor Ezekiel doesn't crawl back into the whole wherest he came? Well, I can't speak for him but I simply don't understand what you mean there. Of course, Pastor Ezekiel is not only a male but a True Christian so his understanding will be greater than mine.

What precisely was your point?

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Please clarify for me the definition of an "ex-Negro"?
Brother Percy has blinded you, go to youtube and look up Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (the original) and see if you find ANYTHING satanic, the trailer which brother percy presented is a fan made trailer.
Pastor Ezekiels post which reads "a wetback communist" is considered non racist? Any man whom is a "pastor" does not speak this way. A man is a man, despite the color of his skin, This man Pastor Ezekiel does not belong being the leader of ANY congregation. You poor misguided young women.....I will pray for you. I hope you open your eyes my dear, this is not right, this webpage, these people, they're not right.
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I don't use youtube I'm afraid. Psalm 101:3 again. I visited once and was assaulted by images of make up tips (see 1 Timothy 2:9), cats in unnatural poses (see Proverbs 12:10) and material that infringes copyright (see Luke 10:7). I haven't been back since.

But, as mentioned above, all the scenes appear in the film don't they? So while you can say "it's fan made" they haven't actually added anything?

An Ex-Negro is one who has abandoned his Negro ways and turned to the Lord. One who will do an honest days work and has done what he can to mitigate the curse on his race (Genesis 9:20-27)

I didn't notice Pastor Ezekiel's comment. But he is a Godly man and I'm sure that anyone he refers to as a wetback communist is not only a communist but also a wetback. A simple statement of fact is hardly racism.

Thank you for your prayers though. God will not hear them (John 9:31) but I appreciate the thought.
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Please clarify for me the definition of an "ex-Negro"?
Brother Percy has blinded you, go to youtube and look up Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (the original) and see if you find ANYTHING satanic, the trailer which brother percy presented is a fan made trailer.
Pastor Ezekiels post which reads "a wetback communist" is considered non racist? Any man whom is a "pastor" does not speak this way. A man is a man, despite the color of his skin, This man Pastor Ezekiel does not belong being the leader of ANY congregation. You poor misguided young women.....I will pray for you. I hope you open your eyes my dear, this is not right, this webpage, these people, they're not right.
Our Pastor speaks that way how much he wants, he has Jesus on his side so he knows what he's doing, are you against free speech or something? Ezekiel Flint is one of the Pastors of Landover Baptist Church, please do not insult him, he is one of the friendliest people in the world.
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Please clarify for me the definition of an "ex-Negro"?
A dark-skinned individual who has given up the Negro lifestyle and been purified by Christ. See: Alan West
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I've seen it. The movie is filled with little orange demons who so enjoy cruelly tormenting the children on the tour.

The "chocolate factory" is nothing but a Dantean vision of Hell. (Unfortunately, Dante never read the Bible, which is why the "chocolate factory" does not include God's Lake of Fire.)
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