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Old 08-14-2014, 03:20 AM
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Default Eurotrash Perverts Want Legalized Bestiality

THIS makes me sick, but thanks to Obama I guess it's all we can expect. Eurotrash nazi krauts wanting to legally marry their dogs.


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Oliver Burdinski is Fighting for the Right to Have a Sexual Relationship With his Dog, Joey

Oliver Burdinski, a zoophile, is in a relationship with his 11-year-old dog, Joey. The German man is now fighting against a 2012 law that made bestiality illegal in 2012, which overturned a 1969 law that legalized sex between a human and animal.

“I think I was 13 or 14 when I had my first experiences with the family dog,” Burdinski said during an interview with Vocativ. “I wasn’t sure what I had done was right, or what had happened so I tried also to get human partners… I tried to be normal, or what is seen as normal.”

Before settling down with his canine lover Burdinski had dated both men and women. When he got an internet connection Burdinski soon discovered an entire community of zoophiles and saw the this an opportunity to take a new direction in his life.

“Zoophile people don’t only think about sex with animals but also about relationships. The relationship to animals, to dogs, is more wholeness [sic]. Humans they also lie to the partner in their relationship. That’s normal, not in the bad meaning, that’s normal. a dog can’t lie,” says Burdinski.

While a dog, or any animal for that matter, cannot lie there is much debate over whether an animal can give consent to a sexual act with a human. Burdinski claims that they can, insisting that he is the passive partner. He also feels that penetrating an animal is cruel and does not engage in the activity.

In the video, Dr. Edmund Haferbeck, the head of science and law for PETA Germany, says that consent to sexual acts cannot be given between an animal and a man. He claims that the act is inherently based on coercion of the animal saying, “a part of zoophilia is conditioning of the animal for the purpose of sexual satisfaction. And there are documented cases, where for instance, dogs get excited and lick a woman’s genital area to cause them to orgasm. Obviously if you grease the area with cocoa butter, the dog is immediately willing to lick it off.

Another zoophile interviewed in the video also claims that it is possible for an animal to give consent. He claims that it is easy to know with a male dog who is acting as a top whether he wants it or not.

Speaking about the criminalization of bestiality, which if convicted of in Germany a person can be fined up to $35,000, Burdinski says that raping an animal is something he is completely against and someone who rapes an animal should be punished. He wants consenting sexual relations between humans and animals to be legal again though.

You can watch the full video interview with Burdinski below:

Jesus is doubtlessly preparing a special place in hell for this dog-buggering kraut, even as you read this. Hitler didn't fight the war for this, did he?
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Pastor, did I understand correctly, not only is the man engaging in bestiality but with a male dog? Sodomy combined? He'll receive double punushment in Hell!

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


As of Hitler. I know some of his actions could be taken as controversial by a few, but he loved his dog Blondie in a manly manner, non-fornicatory but firm and appreciating. Blondie was a dog committed to her master and followed Hitler into death when times became desperate. While dogs are unsavable Creations, it is good to keep that in mind.



Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


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