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Old 02-20-2012, 06:46 PM
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not think they were not meant to be a part of the content, as such. Please do remind yourselves, this is a real universe, not a real world
I meant to say real, sorry for the spelling error, y'all.
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We are not satanists, some of us are christians, some atheists, some of another religion, but we treat each other equally, embracing the message of happiness, cute ponies and tolerance towards all but intolerance.
Have you not ever read the bible? There are 2 ways in the end, heaven or hell. Only if you are a Christian, you get to heaven. Everyone else are thrown to hell. Only following entire KJV bible makes you a Christian. So as I said before, if you do not follow Jesus, you are following Satan. That makes you very much Satanists.
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Have you not ever read the bible? There are 2 ways in the end, heaven or hell. Only if you are a Christian, you get to heaven. Every one else are thrown to hell. Only following entire KJV bible makes you Christian. So as I said before, if you do not follow Jesus, you are following Satan. That makes you very much Satanists.
Please do not judge us like that. We do not follow satan. We are not evil or cultists. We want everpony in the world to be happy, to love each other. There's really nothing to do with religion. Also the stance of "If you do not support the lord, you support satan". We have a similar thing with haters. Some of us think the same way, example "If you do not watch the show, you are a hater of it." I tend to take it this way- "Watches the show, is a brony", "Does not watch the show, but does not judge us for watching the show, is neutral about it." "Does not watch the show, hates us for doing so, is a hater." If you do think we are satanists, then we do not want to be ones. We like cute ponies, for god's sake. Everything is not evil. You spend your lives preparing for an AFTER-life, not a new life. Why not just live your life, not worry about what comes after? Nopony knows. The fact that it is called an afterlife, is because it comes after your real life. Is that not the most important? And, no sorry, i lost my faith in God a long time ago, and have forgotten The Bible.
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Please do not judge us like that. We do not follow satan. We are not evil or cultists.
I do not Judge you, Jesus does. If you are not with Jesus, you are against Him. That is interesting that you do not know anything about bible or Christianity, yet you come here pointing your finger and trying to say we are somehow wrong. That is not only very rude, but also very intolerant.

Even for heathen, you must know John 3:16. That and following verses are perfect example of God's infinite love for Christians and hatred for all the others. That is a good place to start for misguided heathen like you to open their black hearts for love of Jesus.

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Also, PLEASE do watch the show before calling us satanists.
Please do read the Bible before pretending to know what we're talking about. This is your everlasting soul we're talking about, not some abstract rainbow that was defecated on your furry-loving chest.

The amount of irony in your post is colossal, so I won't even bother addressing it all.
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The main brony motto is to love and tolerate, to forgive and forget. Not to hate things we dislike, and share our happiness with the non-bronies and haters.
And that fuzzy, hippie communist garbage has no place on God's favorite forum. This is a warning thread, not a place for you find an animal to spread your beast-loving seed on.

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...But not a innocent, happy, utopistic children's show such as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Just reading this sentence brought bile to the tip of my tongue.
We should be raising our children to be Soldiers of Christ, not marxist terrorists.

2 Corinthians 10:3-5
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4 (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds
5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;

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We are not satanists, some of us are christians, some atheists, some of another religion
But you are all going to hell.

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but we treat each other equally, embracing the message of happiness, cute ponies and tolerance towards all but intolerance. Yours truly, Pinkamena Diane Pie. SMILE!
I've seen some oxymormons in my time, but this one may take the cake. How can you go to sleep at night if you can't even tolerate yourself? In fact, this is the first step into realizing that you're not one with God. You can't tolerate yourself because you are not following the Word of God!

I didn't bother reading your posts after this one, and I will continue to not bother until you learn to accept Jesus and at least attempt to try and get into Heaven.

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I do not Judge you, Jesus does. If you are not with Jesus, you are against Him. That is interesting that you do not know anything about bible or Christianity, yet you come here pointing your finger and trying to say we are somehow wrong. That is not only very rude, but also very intolerant.

Even for heathen, you must know John 3:16. That and following verses are perfect example of God's infinite love for Christians and hatred for all the others. That is a good place to start for misguided heathen like you to open their black hearts for love of Jesus.

What matter in this forum is word of God. If you think we have been biblically incorrect in God's word, please show us where.
I come here to defend one of the things i love in my life. To make you understand, that we as well are people, and simply wish to be in peace with you. Sorry, but this whole thread seems like flamebait, and should be deleted, for the sake of not wasting your time on it. Also, i do not have a "black heart", as such. I forgot Jesus, when i had a really hard time in my life, and nopony would come to help me, even not the one you call "Jesus". I am not misguided, as such. I come here, spreading the message of love and tolerance, only to be judged by YOU. Yes, you, not Jesus, he would'nt spend his time on this. I care for my friends, help them in need, have a girlfriend, and am very happy. There was no jesus for me, since i was 12. And i manage to be perfectly fine. I seem to be moving near atheism, even. We dont have a problem with Christians, or Baptists, as such. Many of us, the Brony herd are Christians. I seem to be having an hard time smiling, thanks for ruining the mood.
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judged by YOU. Yes, you, not Jesus, he would'nt spend his time on this.
Did you even read the post behind that link in my reply? Anyway, again you judge me and claim that I am wrong. Plese, provide the scipture saying that Jesus does not judge all non-Christians to hell.
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Please do read the Bible before pretending to know what we're talking about. This is your everlasting soul we're talking about, not some abstract rainbow that was defecated on your furry-loving chest.

The amount of irony in your post is colossal, so I won't even bother addressing it all.
And that fuzzy, hippie communist garbage has no place on God's favorite forum. This is a warning thread, not a place for you find an animal to spread your beast-loving seed on.

Just reading this sentence brought bile to the tip of my tongue.
We should be raising our children to be Soldiers of Christ, not marxist terrorists.

2 Corinthians 10:3-5
3 For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
4 (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds
5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;

But you are all going to hell.

John 14:6
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 3:18
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
I've seen some oxymormons in my time, but this one may take the cake. How can you go to sleep at night if you can't even tolerate yourself? In fact, this is the first step into realizing that you're not one with God. You can't tolerate yourself because you are not following the Word of God!

I didn't bother reading your posts after this one, and I will continue to not bother until you learn to accept Jesus and at least attempt to try and get into Heaven.

Praise Him! Glory to GOD!!
You dare to call me a furry... YOU DARE TO CALL ME A FURRY? THESE BUCKING PERVERTS? THANKS, YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. JESUS? F*** Jesus. He was never there, when i needed him. Thanks to this show, i got my anger under control, rid of my depression, and my shyness. And you call me a furry- Seriously, go buck some apples. I do not mastrubate to this show. That is disgusting. Much as you care, everything is satanic. How do you know, what i tolerate, what not? Yeah, you are the intolerators. And i simply cannot tolerate you, scum. I feel like im dealing with a bunch of trolls here. I have not felt such anger in ages. Im sorry to put it this way, but: "This is a innocent, goodly animated, children's show. We just like it. We do not worship satan, neither do we quote the bible everywhere. piffle off." (I hate furries. Go rant over them, not a children's show. Also, this might seem like a salad of sentences, but it all shows my anger towards you.) Also, piffle heaven. I dont care for it. If heaven is filled with such retards, as you, I'd rather go to hell. At least i get to meet Nikola Tesla. One more regard towards tolerance: You do not seem to know anything about it. You hate homosexuals, i still consider them normal humans, Science. REALLY? SCIENCE? Without science at all, we'd be in the stone age. NO. Not the stone age, but even backwards. You also seem to have a problem with muslims, thinking that they are all terrorists. And black people. SERIOUSLY? What is this, 1500? You are worse then trolls. I am shamed of you. Yeah, go on quoting the Bible as a response, or how i am going to burn in hell. I like fire.
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...YOU DARE TO CALL ME A FURRY? THESE BUCKING PERVERTS? THANKS, YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. JESUS? F*** Jesus. He was never there, when i needed him. Thanks to this show, i got my anger under control...
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You dare to call me a furry... YOU DARE TO CALL ME A FURRY? THESE BUCKING PERVERTS? THANKS, YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. JESUS? F*** Jesus.
Please, mind your tongue, missy. I know heathens don't have much manners, but you are now in the most Godliest forum in Internet. Try to behave or your time with us will be a short one. It is not our fault that you are on your way to hell, it's your own doings. It's still not too late for you to be saved. You must let all that hate go and accept love of Jesus and accept Him as your personal saviour.
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Uh, good job?
Yeah, i get anger outbursts when im pissed of enough. Happens rarely. Very rarely. I got my friends to support me, when that happens. My whole class in school is bronies, they'll always support me.
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My whole class in school is bronies, they'll always support me.
Do your parents know you watch this filth? Does your family have any pets?

I almost feel the need to request your parents contact information to lecture them on allowing you to attend public schools and not raise you in the Light of Christ. I would also be obligated to tell them to keep you away from any domestic animal that resides in your house. I am beside myself, where are you from? I may need to get the local authorities involved in this disturbing matter.

You say your whole class does this to animals? At the same time?
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Do your parents know you watch this filth? Does your family have any pets?

I almost feel the need to request your parents contact information to lecture them on allowing you to attend public schools and not raise you in the Light of Christ. I would also be obligated to tell them to keep you away from any domestic animal that resides in your house. I am beside myself, where are you from? I may need to get the local authorities involved in this disturbing matter.

You say your whole class does this to animals? At the same time?
We dont molest animals, why in Equestria would you think we'd do that? Hahahah. Not raising me in the light of the christ. Pfft. My parents are atheists and artists. Yes. They do. They approve of it. Local authorities? What would they do? Arrest me for liking something that's cute and innocent? I am proud to be an brony. So are my best friends. No, no pets. The apartment owner cant allow pets. I live alone, my parents just visit me. And im underage, but our law system allows me to live alone. You call mlp filth. Typical hater. Wait... Haters. This makes you easy to deal with! I feel like smiling again!
BTW, much as i have done some analyisis, hating the show is stage 1 of bronyism. I used to hate it. So did my friends, and my whole class. I have a feeling you'll be all right, my friend. (I sound like you now, look at me )
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We dont molest animals, why in Equestria would you think we'd do that? Hahahah. Not raising me in the light of the christ. Pfft. My parents are atheists and artists. Yes. They do. They approve of it. Local authorities? What would they do? Arrest me for liking something that's cute and innocent? I am proud to be an brony. So are my best friends. No, no pets. The apartment owner cant allow pets. I live alone, my parents just visit me. And im underage, but our law system allows me to live alone. You call mlp filth. Typical hater. Wait... Haters. This makes you easy to deal with! I feel like smiling again!
BTW, much as i have done some analyisis, hating the show is stage 1 of bronyism. I used to hate it. So did my friends, and my whole class. I have a feeling you'll be all right, my friend. (I sound like you now, look at me )
I didn't expect you to tell me where you are from, but that is OK. I will just pass this information on to our Pastors and they can ping you using the JesOS.

I was assuming you lived stateside, but it appears as though you may live in godless Europistan, which would explain an awful lot. I'll just go ahead and remind you that what you are doing is an abomination to God, even if your backwards country deems it legal to make bedmates out of soulless critters.

Leviticus 18:23-24
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

You don't have to come clean with me, I'm not the one damning you for all eternity. I pray you heed our advice and abandon your ways of confusion and perversion. Jesus is the only answer, and the only way to Jesus is to live by the Word of Him.
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Transcript of an epi... Hahahahaha. You silly. That's not an episode, that's an fanfiction. The most horrible, bloodiest, goriest fanfiction of MLP made. I do not recommend it. Also, PLEASE do watch the show before calling us satanists. Something gory written by a sick and twisted fan is not in a children's show. The main brony motto is to love and tolerate, to forgive and forget. Not to hate things we dislike, and share our happiness with the non-bronies and haters. Also, if you do see satanic messages in the show (Somehow, you manage to find them everywhere), I do not think they were not meant to be a part of the content, as such. Please do remind yourselves, this is a real universe, not a real world. I'd understand if you were ranting on something like Fallout 3 (Nuclear Warfare, LOTS of gore, Ingame Cults and Occultism) or Happy Tree Friends (Dont even talk about this, it is horrible), But not a innocent, happy, utopistic children's show such as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. We are not satanists, some of us are christians, some atheists, some of another religion, but we treat each other equally, embracing the message of happiness, cute ponies and tolerance towards all but intolerance. Yours truly, Pinkamena Diane Pie. SMILE!
Hmmm? What's a "fanfiction"? Is it a kind of off-spin of the main series?
I assume the original author is still involved in this off-spin, or at least condones it, right? Otherwise it would be copyright infringement, and he would have removed it already from the Internet.

I have to say, when I browse the web for "My Little Pony Fanfiction Series" the only thing I get are transcripts, but boy, am I glad I don't get videos of them.
For example, "Sweet Apple Massacre", what in Jesus name do you furries want to do to fillies?!
I knew you atheists have no moral compass, but please, pretend to have it.
I'm sick of this show
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I didn't expect you to tell me where you are from, but that is OK. I will just pass this information on to our Pastors and they can ping you using the JesOS.

I was assuming you lived stateside, but it appears as though you may live in godless Europistan, which would explain an awful lot. I'll just go ahead and remind you that what you are doing is an abomination to God, even if your backwards country deems it legal to make bedmates out of soulless critters.

Leviticus 18:23-24
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

You don't have to come clean with me, I'm not the one damning you for all eternity. I pray you heed our advice and abandon your ways of confusion and perversion. Jesus is the only answer, and the only way to Jesus is to live by the Word of Him.
Praise GOD!
As a brony once said, all shall be assimilated to the herd. Hahaha. JesOS, what a bad name for an operating system. I bet it has Linux Fedora 0.4 standards, and all the sound effects are differient pitches of the sentence "PRAISE DA LAWD",
Also, regarding my country, it is one of the most atheist countries in the world. We do have beautyful churches and religious landmarks.
Warn me if you will, for a dumb reason such as: Sexing it up for Satan
Please note, i am asexual. Also, anything that is an living etnity has a soul, is capable of experiencing feelings, such as anger, sadness and pain, so i do not think "Souless Critters" applies to anything.

Please do embrace the cuteness!
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regarding my country, it is one of the most atheist countries in the world.
We are well aware that as communist you Russians hate Jesus.
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Hmmm? What's a "fanfiction"? Is it a kind of off-spin of the main series?
I assume the original author is still involved in this off-spin, or at least condones it, right? Otherwise it would be copyright infringement, and he would have removed it already from the Internet.

I have to say, when I browse the web for "My Little Pony Fanfiction Series" the only thing I get are transcripts, but boy, am I glad I don't get videos of them.
For example, "Sweet Apple Massacre", what in Jesus name do you furries want to do to fillies?!
I knew you atheists have no moral compass, but please, pretend to have it.
I'm sick of this show
Why do you consider us furries? I do not enjoy pornography, mastrubation or explict art of or at the show. Sweet Apple Massacre is a Gore-Fiction, also a sort of fanfiction, more popularily known to the internet as a creepypasta. I do not like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre or Rainbow Factory. I like to read shipping stories, or sad ones. The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them. No, the original author, or the copyright holder, Hasbro, does not remove them, due to the simple fact of just not caring. They do take down the uploaded pirate episodes of the series but do not care for all the fanfictions or fanart. I'd like to remind you, that in the internet, each fandom has its weirdos, and the whole making innocent stuff into rule 34's or gory fan stories, is natural to the internet. Sadly, to say so.
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Why do you consider us furries? I do not enjoy pornography, mastrubation or explict art of or at the show. Sweet Apple Massacre is a Gore-Fiction, also a sort of fanfiction, more popularily known to the internet as a creepypasta. I do not like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre or Rainbow Factory. I like to read shipping stories, or sad ones. The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them. No, the original author, or the copyright holder, Hasbro, does not remove them, due to the simple fact of just not caring. They do take down the uploaded pirate episodes of the series but do not care for all the fanfictions or fanart. I'd like to remind you, that in the internet, each fandom has its weirdos, and the whole making innocent stuff into rule 34's or gory fan stories, is natural to the internet. Sadly, to say so.
All this babble doesn't bring you one step closer to Heaven, you know.
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