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Old 12-28-2011, 03:32 PM
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This so called "Christian" reviewing My Little Pony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIBXumi6ul8
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I mean in no way to be mean sir. I do in fact follow God's Commands, I have IN FACT been saved (maybe if you read better, you would've noticed) and I consider and have been considered (by a preacher at a BAPTIST church) a saved Christian. You are not racist, etc. by reading the Bible, I've looked at those 'badges' of yours, wife beating, killing (well, Witch Hunt SOUNDS like killing, but I don't know) racism, you can show teach others of the Christian ways, but enforcing it is not your right, only God's.
All of the so called 'subliminal messages' i the show can be found anywhere, look at the vines, they spell bad words! A rainbow, oh no, a homo! It's just someone's creativity and opinion, which OF COURSE is frowned upon by people who live by the Bible (which I don't, but I do follow the rules.)
And how DARE YOU, say I am not a Christian, I am deeply offended, have you ever met me? No. Now I'm sure everyone here is as kind as the person next to them, but at least have some respect to human rights.
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And I didn't read the introduction, because, once again, I have to retype something, I'm just here to post, ON THIS ONE THREAD. I don't really care, but I would be more than happy to post an introduction, so you can know my opinion on other things besides ponies, (but why would you?).
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I mean in no way to be mean sir. I do in fact follow God's Commands, I have IN FACT been saved (maybe if you read better, you would've noticed) and I consider and have been considered (by a preacher at a BAPTIST church) a saved Christian. You are not racist, etc. by reading the Bible, I've looked at those 'badges' of yours, wife beating, killing (well, Witch Hunt SOUNDS like killing, but I don't know) racism, you can show teach others of the Christian ways, but enforcing it is not your right, only God's.
All of the so called 'subliminal messages' i the show can be found anywhere, look at the vines, they spell bad words! A rainbow, oh no, a homo! It's just someone's creativity and opinion, which OF COURSE is frowned upon by people who live by the Bible (which I don't, but I do follow the rules.)
And how DARE YOU, say I am not a Christian, I am deeply offended, have you ever met me? No. Now I'm sure everyone here is as kind as the person next to them, but at least have some respect to human rights.
You are the worst sort of "christian" there is. Your "christianity" is half-assed. You follow the parts of the Bible that conform to your secular worldview, and discard the parts that illustrate the depravity and sickness of your revolting fetishes.

With ONE VERSE I can destroy the foundation of lies upon which you've built your false sense salvation:

(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."


Shame on you for thinking your furry lifestyle is condoned by God. SHAME.



Come back when you are ready to accept ALL of God's Word so lovingly gathered in the KJV Bible.

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...which OF COURSE is frowned upon by people who live by the Bible (which I don't, but I do follow the rules.)...
So which is it? Do you follow the 600+ rules set down in the Bible, or not?

Which ones do you feel safe ignoring? What justification do you have for throwing parts of God's Word in the trashbin?

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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So which is it? Do you follow the 600+ rules set down in the Bible, or not?

Which ones do you feel safe ignoring? What justification do you have for throwing parts of God's Word in the trashbin?

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
I'd like to hear his response to this, as well.

Spastic, why do you think you only have to follow the parts of God's Word that you like? Where does the Bible say it's OK to ignore parts of it?
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And I didn't read the introduction, because, once again, I have to retype something, I'm just here to post, ON THIS ONE THREAD. I don't really care, but I would be more than happy to post an introduction, so you can know my opinion on other things besides ponies, (but why would you?).
Please, stop posting links to kiddie porn. I have removed the last set of them and reported you to the authorities. You people are sick!
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Please, stop posting links to kiddie porn. I have removed the last set of them and reported you to the authorities. You people are sick!
Brother James, thank you for removing that filth.

It truly is a slippery slope for these people. They start off watching kid shows, then they start paying a little extra attention to the children's clothing section of the Sears catalog, then they start doing image searches for "lolicon" and "shota" and next thing you know BAM! they are joining the catlick "church" and exposing themselves at playgrounds and abducting and murdering young runaways.

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You so called men sound like homophobes and unwashed trash. Shame on you all, SHAME ON YOU. God was said to accept everyone, getting frightened by the sight of a rainbow, you all make me lol beyond belief.
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You so called men sound like homophobes and unwashed trash. Shame on you all, SHAME ON YOU. God was said to accept everyone, getting frightened by the sight of a rainbow, you all make me lol beyond belief.
Oh, I bet you loves yourself some John 3:16, huh?

Now look just a little further down that same page:

John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

So much for accepting everyone.
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You so called men sound like homophobes and unwashed trash. Shame on you all, SHAME ON YOU. God was said to accept everyone, getting frightened by the sight of a rainbow, you all make me lol beyond belief.
I see. So you see no problem with going against Our Creators Holy Word? I personally, have no problem with you gay people. You make great cooks. Terrific party planners and marvelous interior designers, not to mention giving haircuts to die for. But God says you are an abomination and should be cast out.
1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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God was said to accept everyone,
Chapter and verse, please.
That would be why He directed us to execute them, or to commit genocide, yes. Congratulations on your grasp of the obvious!
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Lol you guys are a bunch of ignorant niggers.

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Lol you guys are a bunch of i<bleepers>.

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Racist pig. Enjoy Hell.

And that whole "posting porn on the Christian church's discussion forum" didn't work out so good for ya, did it?
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That's an IDOL! For idol worshipers!
Remember what happened to the people of Moses when they carved a golden idol to worship it, and sodomize it in the sight of God! God laid waste on them, and sent them straight to Hell!

You don't want that to happen to you, so stay away from that satanic horse idol!
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Racist pig. Enjoy Hell.

And that whole "posting porn on the Christian church's discussion forum" didn't work out so good for ya, did it?
Whats not working out so well? And whats wrong with hating <bleepers>?


Have some more pron!

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Lol you guys are a bunch of ignorant <bleepers>.

Enjoy this porn.
May God lay waste on you and your sodomite monkey worshiper kind! You don't deserve to be under the sight of Christians.
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Whats not working out so well? And whats wrong with hating niggers?

Niggers piffleing suck. I have no problem with black people that help society.

Have some more pron!

What kind of idiot are you? The one who has never read the Bible? Or the one thinking he can lie with mankind in the sight of God, and not go to Hell for it? Blasphemer...idolater...you shall drink bitter waters, and consume your soul...in Hell.
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Whats not working out so well? And whats wrong with hating niggers?



Have some more pron!

Them's some lovely red X's there, dimwit.

You can't post from your gay porn collection here. The JesOS filter doesn't allow it.

Enjoy Hell.
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I can guarantee you've never read the full Bible either. Anyone with half a brain wouldn't.

And I love the taste of biter water, and I will enjoy my stay in hell. Because like it or not you're all coming with me. And the best part is I'll laugh at your torment with the devil at my side.


Having anal sex might seem fun right now, but you'll laugh less when the devil's reaper will do it, in a river of flame, and with a barbed wire rod, for eternity. Then you shall realize how costly your life of sin and blasphemy was on Earth, and too late it will be, for, you shall remain in Hell. While true Christians will rise, you shall fall and be forgotten, in the depths of the abyss, where your sodomite kind lies.
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