Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Joseph, unfortunately, is burning in Hell even as we speak. He was a Jew.
Not to mention a cuckold. Even if he was cuckolded by the
. It's hard not to imagine Joseph hiding in the bushes outside the window, spilling his seed in a wanton act of onanism, while he watches
pump his virginal childbride full of Holy Seed. Sadly, this is what some men are into. Some cuckolds even go so far as to find a colored gentleman (referred to colloquially as a "BBC") to fornicate with their wife, on the condition that the colored gentleman pull out at the moment of climax and spill seed on the cuckold's face. I'm not saying Joseph was one of these, since his virgin childbride obviously conceived, but this is the sort of thing that goes on when one wanders down such paths of perversion.
Or so I hear.
Although the Word does not mention exactly when Joseph died, it is widely held that he was already an old man at the time of Jesus' birth. Jesus did not die (temporarily) for another 33 years, so it's fairly safe to say that Joseph did not make the cut, even if he would have mustered a heart of repentance for being a masturbatory Peeping Tom who gets his cheap thrills in perverse fashion.
Everyone born prior to 33 A.D. burns eternally, since the opportunity to have one's sins washed away was not available at that time. But I've got mine, so it's all good! Thanks be to God.