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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Old 11-22-2011, 08:08 AM
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There's a limerick I was taught, and I thought it had a corollary. Anyone know?

Here's what I know -

When in trouble,
fear or doubt;
Yell & Scream
and dash about.

Or maybe's it's a haiku.
CAN Haiku's have a corollary?
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:34 AM
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Are you on the corn whiskey?
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:44 AM
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Are you on the corn whiskey?
Yup. But I sure ai'm talk'in funny, or least was.

Sorry folks. Just a little artistic revelry.
You can go back to your poetry reading.
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:51 AM
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O.K.
Now I remember. Winston Churchill wrote the corollary: "Nothing to fear, but fear itself".
NOW, if I considered Winston a poet, the maybe Mama did give me the jug alittle early tonite.
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O.K. I'm on a role.
A Winston Churcill Hiaku about Japan (circa 1938)

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Been there, done that.
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