is satan gay?

[Proud Faroese]

We all know that satan rapes male sinners in hell, which would make him gay, but does he also rape female sinners? If so, that would make him a biesexual

[Voll_EQ]

Re: is satan gay?

This can be somewhat a problem to answer, the easy answer is: Yes, he also rape women.

However it is also well known that more than one woman found theirs husbond after they was raped, and that they are now happy.

So for a man that get raped, we for sure know that this is a 100% punishment
However is rape for woman alwayes a punishment? Here on earth a rape can turn out to be a blessing.

Now can a rape turn out to be a blessing in hell? In my opinion not, as i think when you are en hell theres no way back, theres no way there can be a blessing, and if this is true then satan can use rape of women as punishment.

Beside when fags go to hell, i guess satan refuse to rape them, and that will be their punishment?

On the otherhand can the rape be a blessing then it will be hard to use it as a blessing.

This is just my thoughts, but one of the Pastors for sure will have a correct answer for us.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: is satan gay?

This can be somewhat a problem to answer, the easy answer is: Yes, he also rape women.

Please provide the appropriate Scripture to support your assertion that Satan rapes male and female sinners in Hell.

Note: Dante is not Scripture.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: is satan gay?

According to Brother Billy Bob Jenkins, a person whom i trust, satan rapes male sinners in hell

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: is satan gay?

According to Brother Billy Bob Jenkins, a person whom i trust, satan rapes male sinners in hell

My reasoning is this:

Hell is eternal. There will be plenty of time for any sort of torment that one can imagine. Therefore Satan will eventually get around to raping one rectally with his intumescent and serrated tallywacker, deep frying one's intestines in six hundred degree demon semen.

In any case, I am going to play it safe.

[Georgina]

Re: is satan gay?

satan is the centre of evil, therefor he is everything bad. we can assume he is a muslim, Negro, hippy, atheist, homosexual etc.

on an unrelated note can anyone recommend a good straight camp? I suspect my 4 year old son is gay because his favourite shirt is bright yellow.

[Georgina]

Re: is satan gay?

My reasoning is this:

Hell is eternal. There will be plenty of time for any sort of torment that one can imagine. Therefore Satan will eventually get around to raping one rectally with his intumescent and serrated tallywacker, deep frying one's intestines in six hundred degree demon semen.

In any case, I am going to play it safe.

pretty flawless reasoning, but what about the sick homosexuals in hell who like that kind of stuff?

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: is satan gay?

Tender Lesbo gay or dirt-pipe, burn in hell gay?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: is satan gay?

pretty flawless reasoning, but what about the sick homosexuals in hell who like that kind of stuff?

The Word says they will suffer too! Oh glorrryy! How they'll be in agony!

And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.