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Old 06-03-2012, 10:07 PM
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Well, I don't believe in the bible so I don't see it as evidence.
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... How does anyone know anything about God if not for the Bible (KJV1611)?...
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Old 06-04-2012, 12:52 AM
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Well, I don't believe in the bible so I don't see it as evidence.
Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome!
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Then why are you here? Unsaved NOT welcome!
Mainly to argue with people, why
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:00 AM
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Mainly to argue with people, why
There are no arguments here, friend. There is simply the Truth as outlined in the KJV Bible.

(2 Timothy 2:25-26) "In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will."

Basically we're trying to save dumbasses from the Devil.



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Old 06-04-2012, 07:02 AM
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This is just an argument from incredulity: not understanding the evidence does not mean the evidence does not exist.

Perfect example of a logical fallacy.
I'm not saying its not evidence, I'm just saying I don't SEE it as evidence.
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There are no arguments here, friend. There is simply the Truth as outlined in the KJV Bible.

(2 Timothy 2:25-26) "In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will."

Basically we're trying to save dumbasses from the Devil.



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Ok then let me put it like this, I'm here to debate with people.
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:58 AM
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Ok then let me put it like this, I'm here to debate with people.
We're here to praise Jesus son, and live a Holy life based on the Bible (KJV1611). I fail to see any other way to live your life. Without Jesus you seem to be advancing the idea that atheists should just go around "debating". What kind of calling is that?
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Atheists are parasites. They benefit from everything that Christian culture has built in America, but they do nothing to add energy into the system. Let's put together a list of the facts we've covered so far. The following can be said of atheists:
  • They are idiots.
  • They are as untrustworthy as rapists.
  • They are sad human beings.
  • They suffer because of the Jesus-shaped hole in their hearts.
  • They are parasites who add nothing to society.
The founding fathers were atheist/deist. They were not Christian. Time to get rid of the constitution and rewrite it for a Christian America!
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I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

I no longer wish to be an atheist I want to be a Christian and I am deeply sorry if I have offended anyone on this forum.
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I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

I no longer wish to be an atheist I want to be a Christian and I am deeply sorry if I have offended anyone on this forum.
Oh really?
So what's your favourite Bible verse then?
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The founding fathers were atheist/deist. They were not Christian. Time to get rid of the constitution and rewrite it for a Christian America!
So I get a 42 point penalty for pointing out the truth. None of the founding fathers were inherently Christian in their belief system. Please do some research on this. I'll start you with this.

http://www.britannica.com/blogs/2007...gious-beliefs/
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So I get a 42 point penalty for pointing out the truth. None of the founding fathers were inherently Christian in their belief system. Please do some research on this. I'll start you with this.

http://www.britannica.com/blogs/2007...gious-beliefs/
Who wrote this? Atheists.

What group always lies about what they believe? Atheists.

The Founding Fathers were all good Bible Based Christians. The only reason they claimed to be Atheists was they were being persecuted by the English.
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Ok, I'm just going to say one thing, quoting scripture isn't going to work with atheists because they don't believe in the bible so theirs really no point in trying to use scripture as evidence for them.
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Well, I don't believe in the bible so I don't see it as evidence.
So you're an atheist. No point in you being on a Christian church's discussion forum, is there?
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The founding fathers were atheist/deist. They were not Christian.
Please start by learning the difference between atheism and deism. They are vastly different. A Deist, for example, would support the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools; it's the foundation of their belief system.

Then, provide documentation that any one of the Founding Fathers was an atheist.

From blog post you cited:

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Franklin and Jefferson were deists, Washington harbored a pantheistic sense of providential destiny, John Adams began a Congregationalist and ended a Unitarian, Hamilton was a lukewarm Anglican.
No atheists. Not one.
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Oh really?
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Are you a lesbian pervert?
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How are you sure that the Bible is correct. If the bible is 100% correct, women are forced to marry their rapist.
Well done!

By invoking Nile's Law (the longer the interweb discussion goes on the probability of an atheist asking for 'proof' of the Bible approaches one), you have just done so and effectively lost the argument.

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Forced? ..what Christian woman would be anything other than EAGER to comply with God's Loving Commandment?

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I have to chuckle any time I hear someone claim to not believe in the LORD. The verses cited in this anointed teaching clearly indicate that disbelief in God is an impossibility. And yet "atheists" think they're the smart ones, for believing that which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. I often wonder what possible role such SUPERFLUOUS, NONSENSICAL IMBECILES could play in God's Divine Plan? My guess is that he just wants to give us someone to look down upon and feel reassured in our SPIRITUAL SUPERIORITY. Praise and hosanna!
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