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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Old 02-19-2012, 11:13 PM
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Default A Poem Based on John 1:1-18

With beginning there was a word, as for word there was with a God, word was God.
As for the same to it started in God.
All things it was released, it entered to existence through him; And without he there was no one thing which was released and occurs.
Everything word, it caused what which it occurs,/without word it caused with /and. There was a life with word
As for the light/write with the darkness which continues to shine, and as for the darkness that it does not have under any condition you understand.
There was that first-rate John of the person who sends from God.
As for this person, giving the proof of the light/write perhaps for the witness, it believes all people through him it came.
John was not the light/write. But he came concerning the light/write saying the people.
The true light/write which gives the light/write to everyone had entered to the world.
As for him there was a world, it could do the world through him, however the world did not know him.
He went to his himself people, his himself people did not accept him.
But part being able to believe him, receives him; So he in those God' The right to become was given; The child of s.
Someone was born, the blood which is not, or will of [borishiyon] of the meat or the human, but God.
Therefore word of God matched to the human, had lived in us. We elegance and truth perfection that are splendid, (the only son present time of the father splendidly) you saw. And that is concerning him, John stands, proving shouts: Him after always being, him come “I before me, but when called I, me you spoke as for one which concerning there is here; As for him I was born for the sake of!”It existed before, really, our lives anyone for that elegance that affluence there it shared elegantly. For the sake of law while being given by Moses, love and truth passed by yes Christ. That no one directly having met to God with anytime is true. However as for God and the only son who have lived intimately the father is closest you having known him, it did.
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You went to a lot of trouble to offend Jesus there, nancy.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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A poem based on the Beatitudes
The poor who is to spirit blesses: Respects their things is the kingdom of heaven.
They whom feels sad bless, because means they will be comforted.
" You' At thetime blesses you' Only re-contents you who have who being more this, more wrote. That' s instantaneous you can' The owner who is haughty all seeks; t is sold.
" Respects the justice to bless thirst will be satisfactory is the people who starves, because.
They show mercy who bless person is different, will put on and respects will show that (thing) field mercy.
They where his heart is pure bless. They will see the shoes.
The peacemaker blesses, respects them will soak in the providence children.
The people who is oppressed because of justice blesses, respects their things is the kingdom of heaven.
When the people insults you, you oppress and you negate about you the evil which makes say because of that all you bless you.
Was serious respected the unit only [ppu] ten:00 five, your honorarium which is in the heaven which is to please, because so they rise oppressed the prophet on the front of you.
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