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Old 02-24-2015, 10:42 PM
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Florida Mom Arrested After Child Wears Shameful Shirt & Bruises to School

I offer you proof of how the state is unconstitutionally limiting freedoms, oppressing Christians and subverting the Word of God. Big government knows best - you will obey them. You will ignore the Bible AND YOUR SOUL WILL WITHER!

Imagine that you walk into your son's bedroom and see him masturbating furiously to a picture of several young naked men... what are you going to do? Beat those demons out of him and allow him to lead a good life, or are you going to say, "Do you want some drugs with that?"

You are the parent, the state is not. As God made us in His image, so we make our children in our image. We are not the creation of Big Government.

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A Florida woman is accused of beating her daughter, then sending her to middle school wearing a T-shirt that said, in handwritten text, that she had gotten a "good woopin" for getting bad grades, police said.

Melany Joyce Alexander, 31, is facing child abuse charges after authorities say she beat her daughter with a belt and then publicly shamed her, according to the Hernando County sheriff's office.

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Old 02-24-2015, 10:58 PM
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I don't understand. So she does the right thing, and is now facing criminal charges? Jesus weeps. Also, there is nothing wrong with a public shaming. My Landover Shut Shaming Initiative® was a huge success.

I don't imagine it was much of a whooping considering she was able to attend school the next day. I remember when my son failed to recite all the verses of Revelations in reverse - now that was a "whoopin" (the boy could hardly sit for a week). However, guess what? He never failed that task again.

Now that her grammatically accurate mother is in jail, she'll go back to doing what she wasn't aloud to do.
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Old 02-25-2015, 12:07 AM
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A thoroughly deserved punishment, too.
Until the brat decides to learn to spell, use correct grammar, and capitalise, why should she have any privileges?
As for "boyfriends", what on earth is she thinking? I am sure her father has already chosen her future husband.
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What a fine Christian family with core values.

Isn't that the lady from the Cosby show?
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We all know what this young lady's punishment would have been if the liberals had their way.

First she would have been labeled ADD or ADHD or ADGLBD or whatever they call it these days. Then they would have liberal doctors prescribe her medication which would dull her senses and leave her susceptible to the brainwashing techniques of her television set. This would leave her feeling more loose with her morals, dressing in ever skimpier clothing until she's leaving the house each day practically in her bra and panties. Then she will be both more enticing to the bucks and more lenient towards their advances. Before you know it she's pregnant with a half-breed, furthering the mongrelization campaign of the left.

Obviously, most of the blame can go to the media. They never think of the children.

ETA - Sorry for the rant. I just had a Dr Pepper and a Butterfinger.
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I just had a Dr Pepper and a Butterfinger.
Ohhhh! Have you tried dipping the Butterfinger in butter? I did, but it works better if you roll it in graham cracker crumbs first, deep fry it, then dip it in butter.
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Ohhhh! Have you tried dipping the Butterfinger in butter? I did, but it works better if you roll it in graham cracker crumbs first, deep fry it, then dip it in butter.
Don't give her any ideas. Her last three potluck dishes featured Butterfingers, one of them was just crumbled up Butterfingers in a jelly-roll sheet with caramel sauce poured on top, sprinkled with mini marshmallows.

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What really testifies to God's Glory is that this wrongly persecuted mother is racially challenged, yet Jesus has given her the gumption to transcend her handicap and do the right thing in spite of her stupidity. Praise!!
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This woman is an excellent paragon of virtues. My father beat me if I got anything less than an A, and when I go to an online Christian college this fall, my husband has promised me the same! I'm such a blessed woman that the men in my life care for me so deeply!
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Sister, please don't take this the wrong way, but if you were my wife, I'd bludgeon you mercilessly for anything less than an A+.
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Sister, please don't take this the wrong way, but if you were my wife, I'd bludgeon you mercilessly for anything less than an A+.
Of course sir, I understand! As a mere woman, my husband has lower expectations for what I can do, after all, women are stupid! Our feeble-minded brains. My husband has your expectations for our hopefully-a-son child to be perfect in all ways and to grow in wisdom, just like Jesus. "And Jesus increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with God and man." Luke 2:52
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What a wonderful woman! You don't often see a negress with such determination to raise a well-adjusted, respectful, productive child. Most of them just think of their kids as welfare meal tickets.

Shaming and beatings are two of God's favorite tools for getting people to straighten up and fly right:

The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame. Proverbs 29:15

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