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Old 02-25-2007, 07:50 AM
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Where were these folks back when my son was a baby?

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Thank GOD I found this thread Momma G. I was looking for it for a while.

This weekend I have to babysit my nephew Timmy and I was needing a toddler cage.

He is quite the handfull and I will be busy having Bible Study and shouting PRAISE with Pastor Zeke this weekend. I get so worked up and excited I might forget to check on Timmy for a while and this is just what I was looking for! It's PERFECT! I think I will also order the bottled water for the cage in case he get thristy.

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I just bought the teen cage for my new wife. Teach her to want to go out with her old friends.
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I just bought the teen cage for my new wife. Teach her to want to go out with her old friends.
How loving and thoughtful of you Brother!

I'm going to email the owners of that site and ask them if they can make a cage for elderly folks.

They can be a real pain in the butt to care for sometimes and there are times when you need to get out of the house and get away from their constant needs and demands. What better way to care for them, than to stick them in a cage where they are safe and sound, cannot wander aimlessly about the house and fall and break a hip.

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Some of those readily available cans of pet food tuna fish might provide a convenient nutritious meal in a pinch.
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wow...okay if i find out that anyone around me is trying to put me in a teenager cage...ima kill them
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teenager... it figures...

In that case a barrel would be nice, and in your case I'd close it myself with the sturdiest cap I could find.

So this is the reason for starting that thread of yours?

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What are you, another gothfag? Are you gonna get your guns and run to the nearest shopping mall and commit suicide by cop?

Stop being so hateful and threatening. Ask Jesus to cure you of your faggorty, and He may do it for you, boy.
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iam worried i can't find a hint of sarcasm on this thread!
I love sarcasm. Sarcasm is great. Let's all be sarcastic. The world needs more sarcasm. Sarcasm isn't for intellectually cowardly losers.

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I love sarcasm. Sarcasm is great. Let's all be sarcastic. The world needs more sarcasm. Sarcasm isn't for intellectually cowardly losers.

Happy now?
Happy? its seem happiness dererted you a while ago!

Keeping babies in cages is it wrong i thought this was a joke?

serious dude try some booze you might relax a lil more at the end of the day life is for living STOP LIVING FOR A JEWISH ZOMBIE!!!. Jesus was a cool dude the fact is people have written about him and has been twisted by bad men a the shit that is carried out in his name is terrible and you should all be ashamed that you are besmearching his name by acting the way you do!
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Yipee!

The adult sized cage I ordered came last Wednesday. I was more than pleased at how sturdy it was.

Last night we locked my elderly Grandmother in it so Pastor Zeke and I could attend the Iowa Caucus. When we arrived home, she was safe and sound curled up in a blanket, sitting in the corner of the cage. I did notice it left a few bar indents on her cheeks, so I am going to have Pastor Zeke hot glue some padding on some areas.

These things are a GODsend! If it weren't for the cage, Grams would have had to come with us. She would have been very high maintenance with her wheelchair and constant complaining.

I highly recommend these!

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P/S: Brother WilliamsJenningsBryan, I put a can of catfood in there. She thought it was delicious and compared it to Deviled Ham. Thanks for the handy tip.
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Toddler cage?!
It's a human being, not a dog.
Event hen, don't put any animal into cages.
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Toddler cage?!
It's a human being, not a dog.
Event hen, don't put any animal into cages.
I'm sure that in your fantasy world, humans and animals would be living happily side-by-side, eating nothing but sprouts and hay and copulating with each other when the mood arises.
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What on the Earth are you people doing?!
You can't lock people in cages!It's not right!

Feeding them cat food?Good lord, if your going to lock them in a cage leave them a HUMAN meal.Cat food.Let's focus on the main word.CAT.Not HUMAN,CAT!
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What on the Earth are you people doing?!
You can't lock people in cages!It's not right!

Feeding them cat food?Good lord, if your going to lock them in a cage leave them a HUMAN meal.Cat food.Let's focus on the main word.CAT.Not HUMAN,CAT!
Friend, I'm not sure what you're getting so worked up about. I'm sure BibleThumpinBlonde gave her grandmother a quality brand, such as 9 Lives or Friskies. With someone so old, does it really make a difference?
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Just bumping to remind all the fine parents out there that this week there is a mighty GODLY sale at BabyCage.net.

I've had my baby cage for years and it has held up excellent. I've had to replace to mat a few times because of accidents (from my grandma - not sloppy kids).

The smaller cages hold kids from about 0 through 12. The larger cages hold teens and the elderly.
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Just bumping to remind all the fine parents out there that this week there is a mighty GODLY sale at BabyCage.net.

I've had my baby cage for years and it has held up excellent. I've had to replace to mat a few times because of accidents (from my grandma - not sloppy kids).

The smaller cages hold kids from about 0 through 8. The larger cages hold teens and the elderly.

This is beautiful, Daisy! A great way to read them KJV Bible verses too, since they won't be able to do much in there but listen up in a Godly manner! I will definitely purchase one of these for my son!

My elderly Father is going to stay with us, too. If he gets out of line, against our beliefs, I'm believing it would be fitting to get him the cage for the elderly. When he dies, my son can take over the cage as an inheritance.
Actually, I think we will just keep him in there! Show my son some role modeling from his Grandfather who he should revere for staying in the cage!
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