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You beat your wives becuase they add too much starch? oh my piffleing god, you guys are bigger assholes than i thought
Look, none of the women here are interested in you. And I'm pretty sure with the uncontrolled emotions that you show, you'd be an abuser. I have found, in my experience, most abusers are pretty much adults with the mentality of 2-year-olds.

And there is a huge difference between correction and abuse. Maybe before you tackle the Bible, you should attempt a dictionary.
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Old 12-02-2013, 08:53 AM
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We all know the only reason God will allow a divorce is if adultery is committed, there is NO other reason.

Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Well one such Godly Republican has been reading his King James version of the Bible too!!

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Look, a True Christian™ husband doesn't just smack his wife around for no reason, that would be wrong. The only reason we physically punish our wives is because they did something incredibly stupid (burned the pie, used too much starch, accidentally flashed an ankle, etc). As with any sub-intelligent species, they need a physical reminder in order for it to truly sink in (unlike a male who just needs to be told once). I do the same thing with my dog.

So ladies, next time you are enduring your husbands blows, remember the things you love about your husband (think positive) and the reasons you two fell in love.

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So you beat the shit out of your dog to train him/her?

Say hi to the RSPCA.
Did you miss the part where Brother Creeser states that he does not 'beat the shit out of his dog', as you so crudely put it: he is teaching it not to pee inside the house?

Or do you think it is okay for a wife to hitch her skirt and urinate on the floor? Just what goes through you atheist's heads?

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Did you miss the part where Brother Creeser states that he does not 'beat the shit out of his dog', as you so crudely put it: he is teaching it not to pee inside the house?

Or do you think it is okay for a wife to hitch her skirt and urinate on the floor? Just what goes through you atheist's heads?

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If the bible preaches to not only accept but embrace violence in the name if The Lord, then there's no surprise that all of yous are so messed up. If I ever get married and my husband hits me, I would not stand it. I would hit him back and leave him. No women should be a slave to their husband, and Christians should not encourage or promote domestic abuse In the name of god. It's sick.
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If the bible preaches to not only accept but embrace violence in the name if The Lord, then there's no surprise that all of yous are so messed up. If I ever get married and my husband hits me, I would not stand it. I would hit him back and leave him. No women should be a slave to their husband, and Christians should not encourage or promote domestic abuse In the name of god. It's sick.
What do you suggest, honey? That we throw away our Bibles and become atheists? If we do that, God will sends us to Hell. What do you think is worse - to suffer, shut up, and obey Godly men during our short lives, or to suffer eternal punishment in Hell?
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