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Default What is the WORST SIN?? Homosexuality, Beastiality or Pedophilia?

Friends, what is the most disgusting sin? This is a no-brainer, and yet the answer we find in today's society goes against EVERYTHING we learn in the Bible KJV1611.

The answer of course is Homosexuality.

No other sin is as loathesome and repulsive in the eyes of God than for a man to dump his baby-making seed, that gift of life God has given him, into another man's filthy bowels. It is an abomination, friends! And one that, even up until 1962, a mere 40 years ago, was STILL a felony in EVERY STATE!

It's actually mind-blowing to me that in today's Godless society, they have gone and legalised being a fag, while child-rape and animal molestation still remain illegal? What, did they just pick the WORST SIN, and say "Hey, I know it's mentally ill for a man to want to rape another man in his fat sweaty hairy anus, but what the Hell, lets just legalise it!" Were they all on drugs?

So let's look at all 3 of those sins, and see what the Bible says about them -


1. HOMOSEXUALITY

Friends, God cannot be clearer here, Being a Homosexual is an ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!

Leviticus 20:13
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

Deuteronomy 23:17-18
“There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

1 Kings 14:24
“And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.”

Romans 1:27-32
“And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”



2. BEASTIALITY

This is an interesting one in the Bible, because God clearly forbids it, which is clear from these passages.

Exodus 22:19:
"Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

Levitius 20:15:
"And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast."

Yet, didn't God offer Adam all the animals in Eden, to choose his wife from? (Genesis 2:20) Only when Adam wasnt attracted to any of the animals, God then relented and tore one of Adam's own ribs out, and made Eve for him. But what if Adam HAD chose an animal as his mate, as God clearly offered him? The human race might look VERY different today if he had.

So why does God forbid sex with animals? We already know why he forbids gay-sex - because it is an ABOMINATION! But what does he have to say about why he is so against sex with animals? Well, the answer can be found in Leviticus 18:23.

Leviticus 18:23
""Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

And there we have it! The reason God doesnt want us fornicating with beasts - it causes confusion!

Of course it does, friends! We can't have a whole mess of half man-half horse/cat/dog/donkey people running around, or babies born with a pig's tail, or a giraffes head. That would just be ridiculous! How would we know which ones we should 'classify' as humans? It brings to the table all sorts of ethical rights, class and race issues. Would you say a white man with donkey-ears is worth more than a negro in the eyes of God? Who would know?

But when we take this sin, and look at it next to Homosexuality, it’s pretty clear to be it’s nowhere near as bad. Think about it, friends. God DID offer Adam all the animals in Eden to choose his wife, he didn’t offer him some fat gay man! And with all these faggy Gay-marriage laws coming in, I am pretty sure God would rather a man marry a female animal, rather than marry another gay man.

Remember, marriage is about one male and one female, being united by God through love, for the rest of their lives. If a human male were to a female animal, I think that should be far more acceptable than him marrying a man. Though I am in no-way defending perverts raping animals. If a man wants to fornicate with a female animal then he has to make it right through God, and that means Marriage. Though I am against it, just as God is, but it is less repulsive that being a married to a fag!


3. PEDOPHILIA.

The Bible says NOTHING about Pedophilia! This is one I’m not even sure is a sin, yet for some reason it is widely considered a crime throughout the western world. If you marry the girl, who cares how young she is? God certainly doesn’t. Let no man come in between a husband and his wife. In fact, The Bible actually APPROVES of child-rape in some places.

It’s ok to have sex with female children obtained in war –

Numbers 31:1-18
“And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites ... And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males ... And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones ... And Moses was wroth with the officers ... And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. “

Deuteronomy 20:10-14
“When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it ... And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself.

Judges 21:7-11
“How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing we have sworn by the LORD that we will not give them of our daughters to wives? ... And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh.”

It's OK to sell your daughter (no mention is made of age) to a man for him to use as a sex slave.

Exodus 21:7-10
“if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ... If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed ... If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.”

And if a man rapes a girl (Again, no mention of age) he has to marry her.

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


So I think we can all agree here, out of child-rape, animal-rape and Homosexuality, it is Homosexuality that is the WORST of these sins! It is a disgusting ABOMINATION to God! Amen!
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It's actually mind-blowing to me that in today's Godless society, they have gone and legalised being a fag, while child-rape and animal molestation still remain illegal? What, did they just pick the WORST SIN, and say "Hey, I know it's mentally ill for a man to want to rape another man in his fat sweaty hairy anus, but what the Hell, lets just legalise it!" Were they all on drugs?
Like so many others issues, it was solely an economic decision. Prison was like a veritable Valhalla for the poofsters and incarceration was a continuing drain on societal coffers.

I really do not understand why we have not outsourced detention to India or China. At a US cost approaching $50k per criminal per annum--the savings would be considerable!
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Homosexuality is a gateway sin to bestiality, pedophilia and necrophilia.

Rick Santorum said it best
In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality
You let two men get married, just because they love each other, then you mine as well let men marry dogs. After that it is an easy slippery slope to murdering small children and violating their corpses.
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Like so many others issues, it was solely an economic decision. Prison was like a veritable Valhalla for the poofsters and incarceration was a continuing drain on societal coffers.

I really do not understand why we have not outsourced detention to India or China. At a US cost approaching $50k per criminal per annum--the savings would be considerable!
And if you agree to pay the cost you could choose the prison of your choice in sunny Costa Rica or maybe the Seychelles.
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You let two men get married, just because they love each other, then you mine as well let men marry dogs. After that it is an easy slippery slope to murdering small children and violating their corpses.
I hear ya, brother. But society just seems to be going backwards. I mean, they're letting men marry men, and they're worried about men raping animals or small children? What's wrong with these people????? It's a well known fact that animals have no feeling anyways, and a young girl will at least get a husband out the deal. What do men get when they rape other men? AIDS, that's what!

If we were discussing this just now, and we were talking about men marrying horses or dogs or whatever being made legal, and someone said "Hey, its a slippery slope. If we let men marry animals, next they'll be killing small kids and raping their corpses, and who knows what next? Maybe they'll turn into queers, and start raping other men in their fat hairy bowels!" then it would make more sense to me.

I just dont see why men are allowed to marry other men, but not allowed to marry children or animals? Seems backwards, dont it? I dont think it's right, but i'd rather a man marry an 8 year old girl, or a female dog, than marry another man! It's just sick!
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Homosexuality is the worst of sins, I agree with you. But does the Bible say anything about necrophilia? Would it be the 4th worst sin?
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Homosexuality is the worst of sins, I agree with you. But does the Bible say anything about necrophilia? Would it be the 4th worst sin?

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Hmm you could do all of them at the same time... such as:

A guy raping a 5 year old dead donkey which is also a boy... so is that like worst case scenario then?
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Excuse me Pastor Ezekiel, but I already made one. I really didn't mean to offend anyone. I'm also not godless, I believe in God, Jesus, and the Bible. (KJV, of course.)
And I am also not gay. I have a loving wife with 2 boys and 1 daughter.
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...I have a loving wife with 2 boys and 1 daughter.
Used goods, huh? Couldn't afford a virgin?
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Used goods, huh? Couldn't afford a virgin?
Sorry if I didn't make my previous post clear, but my children are OUR children. My wife gave birth to them. She was a virgin, but not after our wedding.
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...She was a virgin, but not after our wedding.
You gave it to her while you were still at the altar? You dog!
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Therefor, It would be much appreciated if you removed my current location, because I am not a fag, I am married to a woman.
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You gave it to her while you were still at the altar? You dog!
I would NEVER do that at the altar! It was 3 days after the wedding! Please keep your dirty thoughts to yourself.
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...She was a virgin, but not after our wedding.
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...It was 3 days after the wedding!...
One of these statements is a lie.

If an atheist can catch you out this easily, what do you think God is going to do with you?
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One of these statements is a lie.

If an atheist can catch you out this easily, what do you think God is going to do with you?
Please... She wasn't a virgin 3 days after the wedding. I was just saying that she didn't have sex before the wedding. 3 days after we did
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Please... She wasn't a virgin 3 days after the wedding...
You just said she was. 3 days later, the situation changed, but that doesn't change the fact that, by your own testimony, she was a virgin (for three whole days) after your wedding, putting the lie to your "she wasn't a virgin after our wedding" statement.

How do you think God will feel about your lying?

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all"
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So what were you doing for those 3 days after the wedding when she was a virgin - you should have been fulfilling Gods will and making Soldiers for Christ! Either you don't like her much or you are a fag. Which is it?

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So what were you doing for those 3 days after the wedding when she was a virgin - you should have been fulfilling Gods will and making Soldiers for Christ! Either you don't like her much or you are a fag. Which is it?

All the best
Just didn't know the right time for it...
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