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Old 08-27-2012, 01:39 AM
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My my god is watching u as u call me those names they dont bother me I have read the bible and my relationship with god is not your concsrn I know god loves me he knew my path since before I came to earth, what bothers me is the hatefull words I seen on here about a innocent girl and u all are calling me a hatemonger an unsaved peice of trash?! Tellimg u right now ive seen horror movies based on ur behavior and it is heartbreaking I lovepeople and I dont even hate any of u even the person who said she got her hands cut off for being a bad cook and ect... but in ur eyes iam the hate? its cool I wish I,had the power to better this world but there isnt enough in its entirity. Good riddence
Could you have one of the orderlies type up what you're trying to say in English?

I'm sorry, but I'm not fluent in Tard.

And don't hand me any nonsense about "typing on your phone". If you cared enough for us to understand what you're blabbing about, you'd take your time instead of being lazy.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:43 AM
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My my god is watching u as u call me those names they dont bother me I have read the bible and my relationship with god is not your concsrn I know god loves me he knew my path since before I came to earth, what bothers me is the hatefull words I seen on here about a innocent girl and u all are calling me a hatemonger an unsaved peice of trash?! Tellimg u right now ive seen horror movies based on ur behavior and it is heartbreaking I lovepeople and I dont even hate any of u even the person who said she got her hands cut off for being a bad cook and ect... but in ur eyes iam the hate? its cool I wish I,had the power to better this world but there isnt enough in its entirity. Good riddence
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...what bothers me is the hatefull words I seen on here about a innocent girl...
If she's so innocent, why did God strike her with that dreadful disease?

The True Christians™ are just expressing their desire that Amy bow down before the Lord (metaphorically, of course, it'd be rather hard with her stumps and all) and show faith in Jesus, who would then cure her instantly, as the Bible promises to true believers.

If you'd just read your Bible, all this would be quite clear to you.
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Old 08-27-2012, 04:29 AM
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Where in the bible does it say that we aren't allowed to get help if were sick?
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Where in the bible does it say that we aren't allowed to get help if were sick?
What do you care what the Holy Bible says? You're not a Christian.
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What do you care what the Holy Bible says? You're not a Christian.
I am a Christian, just not a TrueChristianTM I'm fine with that though.
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I am a Christian, just not a TrueChristianTM I'm fine with that though.
If you were a Christian then you'd know what the Bible says, and where.

Ever actually read the Holy Word of God, or are you one of these limp-wristed false Christians who make it up as they go?
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Where in the bible does it say that we aren't allowed to get help if were sick?
2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign."

Christians are supposed to know this stuff.
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Keep in mind I'm 16. I haven't studied the bible for nearly as long as you guys have, I'm just trying to get by in school at the moment.
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Keep in mind I'm 16. I haven't studied the bible for nearly as long as you guys have, I'm just trying to get by in school at the moment.
What good is school when your eternal soul is in peril?
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Keep in mind I'm 16. I haven't studied the bible for nearly as long as you guys have, I'm just trying to get by in school at the moment.
That's no excuse. When I was your age I had the entire KJV Bible committed to memory.

In Japanese.

Don't be lazy! Pick up your Bible and READ IT!
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust. You know Ron White has the best saying ever...I believe he had you mind when he spoke these brilliant words...you can't fix stupid.
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You call yourself redeemed but your ignorant, and completely misguided...the bible clearly states that our God is a loving God...You're the epitomy of disgust...
Can we get your English teacher on the line for a second opinion?

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Maybe not, but you can show where it's wrong. So which Scripture has been misquoted here? Where have the True Christians™ misinterpreted the teachings of the Holy Bible?

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Where does it say this?
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A catholic certainly knows about being misguided!

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Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane. This poor woman is ILL. Not because she sinned. Just unfortunate happenings, I guess. Yes, it must be God's will, but God created the men who are doctors so that they could help save the lives of others. So, Amy Copeland's treatment shouldn't be stopped. I am so sick of every dumb "bible-thumper" on here who things they're going to make it to heaven by hating on the gays, the ill, and whomever else they have chosen to hate on this site. This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word. If the Lord was on here, he would be ashamed, I assure you. He is an Almighty and loving God who made us all the way we are. He doesn't care if we're gay, straight, or anything like that. As long as we believe in Him and trust in Him, He will always be there. He loves each and every one of us, whether you choose to believe it or not. That is completely up to you. But I believe that God would not want us to judge one another or hate one another. The only one who can truly judge is God Himself. We are not worthy to judge each other. We are not God-like. So, believe what you wish. But someday, I pray, that you all realize that the way that you treat the apparent "Unsaved Trash" on here is absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian. Good day to you all. Praise the Lord and God bless each and every one of you! <3
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Everyone on this darn site is absolutely insane...absolutely ludicrous and very un-Christian...
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This site is not Christian in ANY sense of the word.
Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians™. Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

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Correct, we are not just any Christians. We're True Christians™. Please note the trademark, we do enforce it.

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You're not "TrueChristians™" in any sense whatsoever...
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