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Old 04-06-2013, 01:02 PM
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Bottom line is you're a bunch of illiterate, sexist, homophobic, immoral, unethical, racist, republican, cabbage farming humans and i would be very very sad if i was you.
And look who's calling the kettle black! I brought up a number of important points, yet you completely ignored my well-thought out, compassionate response in favor of that of the MALE members who responded to you. Clearly you have father issues that you are trying to resolve, always trying to please and impress other men. You need to stop spending so much time on your knees at rest stops and adult theaters seeking your "father's" attention, and instead spend that time on your knees seeking THE Father's blessings!

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If you had even an ounce of a brain you would have read the banner of this site, which reads, "Landover Baptist Church"; we aren't cultist mormon scum! We don't have any "series" of books we follow. We follow one - and only one - the 1621 KJV of the Bible, His True and Divinely inspired textbook for life. Read it sometime, deviant "Shaun"!

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You are by far the dumbest people I've ever met. You're just plain stupid
Smart enough to know how to avoid Hell.

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have you ever said to a gay "You're going to hell" or to an autistic person "You're a fag!" i would like to know.
Of course. Look, friend, we don't just talk the talk here. We would be remiss in our duties as Ambassadors for Christ (2 Corinthians 5:20) to suppress the Good News that Christ will come again in Glory (likely VERY SOON!), and that people who do not repent will be drop-kicked into the Lake of Fire for ever and ever and ever (Revelation 20:15)! Why, just the other day I crossed the street to walk over to to a woman whose ten year old boy was kicking and screaming on the sidewalk outside of her minivan. The door was open and she was clearly trying to get him to get inside. She looked terribly distressed, and tried feebly to explain to passers-by that he has this so-called "autism," and that he was upset by something, and he's doing his best, and all kinds of excuses. Her other children cowered in the car, while one completely ignored everything and stuck her ipod thing in her ears.

I walked right up to that child, slapped him hard on the cheek, slapped him again when he tried to bite me, and told him to snap out of it. I told him that Jesus sees this foolishness and will roast him in Hell for ever if he didn't shape up, apologize to his mother, and act like a man. I told him that he has no excuses, that crying is for babies and his father is ashamed of him. Then I turned to the mother and reminded her of the need to discipline a child so he does not bring shame upon her husband. She was stunned and silent. Obviously no one had ever cared to tell her this important information before. So I continued until she hoisted up her child, threw him in the minivan, and drove off while the door was closing. My children and I were furiously rebuking Satan's hold over the child by this time, praising Jesus that His Justice is Good all the time. I don't know how much time passed before we stopped praising Jesus on the spot, but I've not seen that woman since. Deep in my spirit I know she has repented and her child is being taught to love Jesus. I expect to see her in church on Sunday, and I will praise the LORD on High!
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And look who's calling the kettle black! I brought up a number of important points, yet you completely ignored my well-thought out, compassionate response in favor of that of the MALE members who responded to you. Clearly you have father issues that you are trying to resolve, always trying to please and impress other men. You need to stop spending so much time on your knees at rest stops and adult theaters seeking your "father's" attention, and instead spend that time on your knees seeking THE Father's blessings!
You'll see this again and again here. Atheists have no respect for women like True Christians™ do. Without the perfect moral guide, they do what they want with no regard for the safety or feelings of others.
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I am very troubled by this thread. Christianity is not sounding like what I had read in Jesus' words or seen my friends doing by going to other nations on missions trips and helping people. I met a two year old with autism last month. Two years old. With autism. If autism is a learned social ability and most two year olds cant even comprehend words and ideas how do you propose that parents of a two year old brainwash it into acting autistic? This is insulting to people all over the world. In John 9:1-3 we see that God has plans bigger than any of us. Who are you to say what God has planned for a person?
You are correct, a UniversityStudent. Jesus wants us to help the sick, the poor, and the dying. Some people on this forum are afraid of that and they spend too much time blaming the sick, the poor, and the dying for their condition. Jesus never did that. He healed the sick, raised the dead and said to sell everything you have and give it to the poor.
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That's really just an opinion of a false character. It's us human to decide whether it's an abomination or not, and not a magical myth of a person who lives on a cloud. If you think it's an abomination, you're a disgrace to human kind.
I never said I think it's an abomination...I posted a Bible quote that clearly states JESUS thinks it is.

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You are correct, a UniversityStudent. Jesus wants us to help the sick, the poor, and the dying. Some people on this forum are afraid of that and they spend too much time blaming the sick, the poor, and the dying for their condition. Jesus never did that. He healed the sick, raised the dead and said to sell everything you have and give it to the poor.
You're either a communist or having hotflashes, lady.

Instead of cherry-picking the Bible, why don't you read what God REALLY said, not just mostly.
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You are correct, a UniversityStudent. Jesus wants us to help the sick, the poor, and the dying.
What an odd thing to think that helping the sick, poor, and dying by sharing with them the ONLY means for Salvation, is considered by you to be "fear." My question for you would be, why do you fear sharing the actual Gospel? Why do you fear what it really says, and instead impose your own moral code onto it and offer that to people? Why do you fear the actual Faith of Christ?

I think it's because you don't really believe it. You're afraid that if you read the Holy Bible and accept it for what it really says, you'll have to give up some of your logical conclusions. We have a word that explains this: Pride. Give up your pride, fall on Jesus. Let His Word do the talking, and watch people be SAVED for ALL ETERNITY!
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No i have a lot of respect for women, i just have no respect for racist whores such as yourself
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That's really respectful! And you think we're hypocrites. Why don't you try answering the well-though-out questions people have asked you and engage in a rational discussion?
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You didn't even read what i said! You just rearranged the words so you could hear what you wanted. The truth is not a Democracy!
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No i have a lot of respect for women, i just have no respect for racist whores such as yourself
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I have a lot of respect for women, except when I don't
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You didn't even read what i said! You just rearranged the words so you could hear what you wanted. The truth is not a Democracy!
That is incorrect. Look at what you wrote:
No i have a lot of respect for women, i just have no respect for racist whores such as yourself
I'm not sure exactly how extreme your monumental ignorance may be but can see that I'll have to spell it out for you.
respect (There are 9 definitions for the noun included. I can't be bothered elaborating because you won't understand what I say but there's the dictionary link for you to click, anyway.)
So you're claiminmg to respect women. A lot. I don't know if you know what "a lot" means but you obviously have no concept of "respect" BECAUSE you immediately proceed to call people whores, denounce them as racist and even state that you DO NOT respect.

That is the opposite of respect. Do you know what that means? And then you continue with the idiotic comments:
You didn't even read what i said!
If Mr Pendergast had not read what you wrote he could not have come up with the accurate précis as follows:
I have a lot of respect for women, except when I don't
which is AN EXACT SUMMARY of the insulting language [that means the opposite of respect] you employed IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING YOUR STATEMENT CLAIMING RESPECT!!!

A person who says that they respect [anyone] but oh here's [someone else] whom they don't respect is saying EXACTLY what Mr Pendergast summed up as:

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Why don't you understand that? Think about it.
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Typical communist atheist, no different from the Nazis

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Nazi's are Catholics you idiot.
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Nazi's are Catholics you idiot.
No, SOME Nazi are Ctholics, some are false Christian, some are atheists

You are over generalising and being prejudice: I suppose you think ALL black people are theives and all Amerindians are alcoholics

You people are all alike, hateful and hurtful. But what can a True Christian™ expect from a woman without the love of Jesus in her heart to provide a moral compass?

I'll pray for you but I'm sure God is going to send you to Hell

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You people are all alike, hateful and hurtful.
And you Christians aren't? Ritual Human, Animal Sacrifice, Rape, Slavery, Murder etc etc.
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And you Christians aren't? Ritual Human, Animal Sacrifice, Rape, Slavery, Murder etc etc.
How dare you!

I have never Ritual Human, Animal Sacrifice, Rape, Slavery, Murder etc etced any one.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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I have never Ritual Human, Animal Sacrifice, Rape, Slavery, Murder etc etced any one.
I don't mind if you believe in a God. However, you need to realise that religion isn't harmless. It's went your God starts telling you you should start killing homosexuals. That's when religion starts to bring the violence to the world
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I don't mind if you believe in a God. However, you need to realise that religion isn't harmless. It's went your God starts telling you you should start killing homosexuals. That's when religion starts to bring the violence to the world
You can't just believe in The Lord, you have to follow all His word too which includes some things which some people might consider harmful in every situation:
Rape: Deut 22: 28-29.
Power over certain races: Genesis 9: 25.
Murder: Deut 22: 20-21, Leviticus 20: 9.
But in truth, there is no harm done if it is God's command, but of course if it is not specifically God's command (like raping a virgin and giving the father only 49 shekels) it is a sin.
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