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Old 06-26-2014, 02:30 AM
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You people are disgraceful! You put a person personal information on the internet! You write me as a tool of satan! What exactly are "Jap" video games? I assure you I do not understand your accusation. I would like to have a civil forum conversation. Jesus does not mean to shun. Your views imply that you are the best. That you people will have nothing to do with unsaved people. You were unsaved once why don't you attempt to guide other people. This is a raunchy, hypocritical church. If possible, I would like to contact a pastor. Thank you for your cooperation.
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You people are disgraceful! You put a person personal information on the internet! You write me as a tool of satan! What exactly are "Jap" video games? I assure you I do not understand your accusation. I would like to have a civil forum conversation. Jesus does not mean to shun. Your views imply that you are the best. That you people will have nothing to do with unsaved people. You were unsaved once why don't you attempt to guide other people. This is a raunchy, hypocritical church. If possible, I would like to contact a pastor. Thank you for your cooperation.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Romans 5:8 but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died
God still shows love for sinners and wants to guide them.
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Old 06-26-2014, 02:51 AM
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Romans 5:8 but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died
God still shows love for sinners and wants to guide them.
You're confused, dear. You seem to think that just because the Good Lord temporarily died in order to sacrifice His God-The-Son-Self to His God-The-Father-Self, everyone who has heard that story will be Saved from eternal damnation. You might wish to read your Holy Bible before you are surprised come your Judgement. In the meantime, you can read Pastor's 100% Biblically Correct Sermon here: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

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I have heard of the satanic video game behind this show. You fight aliens in it, yet they're fighting for their god and you are a heathen marine. Granted their religion is fake and stupid, but isn't it worse to be fighting those who are religious?

I recommend we send the company behind the game a strongly worded letter asking them to bring the aliens and the marines to the true faith.

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No disrespect but that is the STUPIDEST pile of bull I have EVER heard. Right just because every other word is bind spewing not caring on who plays it it is satanic. it is people like you that made me leave Christianity and look for other gods. it is you JOB to question your faith not blindly say yes sir no sir. this site is the most discussing thing i have EVER seen. You have no right to call your self a church but you are as bad as the devil him self may Tyr's sword show you the kindness you know nothing of.
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No disrespect but that is the STUPIDEST pile of bull I have EVER heard. Right just because every other word is bind spewing not caring on who plays it it is satanic. it is people like you that made me leave Christianity and look for other gods. it is you JOB to question your faith not blindly say yes sir no sir. this site is the most discussing thing i have EVER seen. You have no right to call your self a church but you are as bad as the devil him self may Tyr's sword show you the kindness you know nothing of.
Look, here's what I want you to do: take what you've just written and read it out loud, but record yourself. Wait one hour, then play it back.

I believe that you'll agree that you sound like like a drunken lunatic.

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No disrespect but that is the STUPIDEST pile of bull I have EVER heard. Right just because every other word is bind spewing not caring on who plays it it is satanic. it is people like you that made me leave Christianity and look for other gods. it is you JOB to question your faith not blindly say yes sir no sir. this site is the most discussing thing i have EVER seen. You have no right to call your self a church but you are as bad as the devil him self may Tyr's sword show you the kindness you know nothing of.
I'm usually pretty good at interpreting "Raging Wingnut" into English.

This time, I got nothing.
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I think people just find it hilarious or are shocked when a religious minority makes illogical claim that a youtube series of a video game machinima.
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*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


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*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


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Do you read from the Fisher Price version of the Bible? Seriously, you call yourself a Christian? Maybe you missed these verses, allow me to educate you;

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

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For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

God insists we "force" our beliefs on others. You know what, people like you make me sick. We're trying to save souls here, we don't turn a blind eye and just let them walk right into white hot flames of hell.

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*sigh*..... I'm not even going to bother starting a flame war here.... But please stop forcing beliefs on others... As a Christian I can see why many people are scared to accept Christ as their Savior... Because of people like you talking nonsense about things you haven't even done your research on.


God bless.
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Did you literally sigh?



Also: exactly how are we "forcing beliefs on others" ? Nobody here has a gun to their head, and we don't send out invitations. Please explain.

And frankly, people who are scared to accept Jesus as their Personal Savior don't deserve Him.

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Brother I have to fully disagree with you. This show is nearly as American and Godly as can be! It features our nation's colors, is mostly about guns, and is about killing all who oppose your beliefs! What more could we ask for in a show our children watch? It's far better than that immigrant "Dora".

Yea, but there are indeed problems with that show. There is surely not enough praise to Him and His law! And the female soldier? The is a recipe for damnation. And then there is the matter of the creators. Heathens that play with computers when they should be praying and doing the Lord's work!

But surely, the true message of the show is an attempt to control our children. But for the better if anything. Let them bear a cross, and it's practically a history lesson!

The true question is not in the show's message. It is whether we overlook the digressions of the creators in details like the suffrage and in-dependency of women, as is displayed through Tex. That is what we should be discussing!
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Brother I have to fully disagree with you. This show is nearly as American and Godly as can be! It features our nation's colors, is mostly about guns, and is about killing all who oppose your beliefs! What more could we ask for in a show our children watch? It's far better than that immigrant "Dora".

Yea, but there are indeed problems with that show. There is surely not enough praise to Him and His law! And the female soldier? The is a recipe for damnation. And then there is the matter of the creators. Heathens that play with computers when they should be praying and doing the Lord's work!

But surely, the true message of the show is an attempt to control our children. But for the better if anything. Let them bear a cross, and it's practically a history lesson!

The true question is not in the show's message. It is whether we overlook the digressions of the creators in details like the suffrage and in-dependency of women, as is displayed through Tex. That is what we should be discussing!
You're confused, dear. Higgins is a True Christian™ and personal Disciple of Himself. When Higgins explains that this web series was not actually detailing the eventual dominance of Godly Republicans over lawless Satan-worshiping Democrats, but is in fact one of the most vile God-denying shows which has ever been promulgated, he speaks with the authority of the Holy Ghost, for it is the Holy Ghost who reveals the Truth (Isaiah 11:2). This analysis is, therefore, as much a fact as 2+2=4.

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You're confused, dear. Higgins is a True Christian™ and personal Disciple of Himself. When Higgins explains that this web series was not actually detailing the eventual dominance of Godly Republicans over lawless Satan-worshiping Democrats, but is in fact one of the most vile God-denying shows which has ever been promulgated, he speaks with the authority of the Holy Ghost, for it is the Holy Ghost who reveals the Truth (Isaiah 11:2). This analysis is, therefore, as much a fact as 2+2=4.

Please do not misunderstand! Brother Higgins surely is righteous in his informative post! I merely point out that he has not picked the roses from among the thorns! Surely the creators of the show will burn, but we must also find the good! For even in the darkest of places, His light may be found. Can it not?

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Please do not misunderstand! Brother Higgins surely is righteous in his informative post! I merely point out that he has not picked the roses from among the thorns! Surely the creators of the show will burn, but we must also find the good! For even in the darkest of places, His light may be found. Can it not?

Peace to you and yours,

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Friend, I wonder what good can be found from such a vile God-denying shows, on of which mankind has ever promulgated. This game has over 1 billion views under its belt, ensnaring literally millions of people into its diabolical ways, tossing millions of souls created and rightfully owned by the Lord Almighty Himself straight into the groping, demonic rape-gangs run by Satan's right-hand demons. Which roses do you propose the Holy Ghost Himself has missed?
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Friend, I wonder what good can be found from such a vile God-denying shows, on of which mankind has ever promulgated. This game has over 1 billion views under its belt, ensnaring literally millions of people into its diabolical ways, tossing millions of souls created and rightfully owned by the Lord Almighty Himself straight into the groping, demonic rape-gangs run by Satan's right-hand demons. Which roses do you propose the Holy Ghost Himself has missed?
He misses nothing. For it is He who has created. Brother Higgins is not the Lord, he is a man. And of he claims to be Him, then I pray for his blasphemy to be forgiven!
To spread the news of this evil is righteous, but never overlook God's work and influence wherever it may be found (which is everywhere). Brother Higgins did point out that the one character has a chance for redemption. There is His light! There His glory may be found amongst the evil. God is everywhere. You should always acknowledge it! Maybe the people of Landover are not as righteous as they think? We shall see. My title may say "Under Investigation", but it may very well be you that are left behind. I will pray for you.
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He misses nothing. For it is He who has created. Brother Higgins is not the Lord, he is a man. And of he claims to be Him, then I pray for his blasphemy to be forgiven!
To spread the news of this evil is righteous, but never overlook God's work and influence wherever it may be found (which is everywhere). Brother Higgins did point out that the one character has a chance for redemption. There is His light! There His glory may be found amongst the evil. God is everywhere. You should always acknowledge it! Maybe the people of Landover are not as righteous as they think? We shall see. My title may say "Under Investigation", but it may very well be you that are left behind. I will pray for you.
Pray tell, where did brother Higgins fail to see God's work and influence wherever it may be found? Where did state that the Glory of the LORD cannot be found amongst the evil? Where did any True Christian™ proclaim this?

I think you might be getting ahead of yourself, dear. You might consider reading more and posting less. The Spirit of Truth pervades these fine forums, and you might just learn a thing or two.

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Pray tell, where did brother Higgins fail to see God's work and influence wherever it may be found? Where did state that the Glory of the LORD cannot be found amongst the evil? Where did any True Christian™ proclaim this?

I think you might be getting ahead of yourself, dear. You might consider reading more and posting less. The Spirit of Truth pervades these fine forums, and you might just learn a thing or two.

He did not deny it's presence but nor did he acknowledge it! Apparently I am a pilgrim in an unholy land! All I have seen is a collection of Jesus-hating, Satan-worshipping, queer-loving, Liberal heathens! Not to mention you are not doing enough of God's work! You Landover's are apparently softies who don't dedicate enough to the Lord! My great-great-great-great-great grandfather wove the Ye Holy Lynching Rope from the body hair of King James himself! My great-grandfather would euthanize canines for not being abstinent! My father distributed bibles in mosk's and synagogues in the Holy Land! I build churches from mud and coconut hulls in heathen lands so that those souls there may find salvation! And what have you and yours done for Jesus? Do not confuse this for boasting. I do not do this for praise. I mention these things to show my qualification! It is good that Jesus is forgiving. I were it I, I would boot you to Satan's fiery sex-den this instant!

I will pray for your salvation Brothers and Sisters of Landover! But sadly, you are not strong enough in spirit to rightfully call yourselves Christians!
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I'm really glad I found this. You see I was watching some homo pornography
(for research of course), when I thought "hmm I need something else to add to my 'I hate stuff' List. I'm so very glad to have been informed of this satanic show. I mean clearly a show about fake characters fighting on a fake planet in a fake universe is just the worst thing in the world. Now if you fine people will excuse me, I have hired a male escort to preform some homoerotic sexual acts with (again for research).

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I'm really glad I found this. You see I was watching some homo pornography
(for research of course), when I thought "hmm I need something else to add to my 'I hate stuff' List. I'm so very glad to have been informed of this satanic show. I mean clearly a show about fake characters fighting on a fake planet in a fake universe is just the worst thing in the world. Now if you fine people will excuse me, I have hired a male escort to preform some homoerotic sexual acts with (again for research).

May Jaysus bless ye all and whatnot

Oh, dear!! I feel so sorry for you!!
Don't perform any homosexual acts with anybody. It's great to hear you have an interest in science, but Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 tell you not to! Maybe, if you absolutely need to do an experiment with homosexuality, use real homers. They are damned anyways, and maybe they will get a slightly nicer demon in charge of their eternal torment if they help out a true Christian.

Anyways, why don't you hop on over to the introduction forum so that everyone can give you a proper welcome!
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