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Default Why Jesus Came? - 10-31-2010, 04:46 PM



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 01:50 AM

Hi, being a black man (and occaisional gay) I would like to say he came to sort America out... what do you think?
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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 01:54 AM

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Hi, being a black man (and occaisional gay) I would like to say he came to sort America out... what do you think?
I say you are likely a God mocker.

Read this primer for noobs.

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Make an Introduction for yourself.

Scripture or it didn't happen

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Jesus is impolite.

Why do we Have an "Unsaved Not Welcome" Policy?

We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 02:00 AM

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We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism.
ok... then how do you explain pastor ezekiels having a kkk hood under his name? he my friend is a racist. Jesus was black my friend.
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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 02:08 AM

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ok... then how do you explain pastor ezekiels having a kkk hood under his name? he my friend is a racist. Jesus was black my friend.
Boy, are your fat lips and wide nose getting in the way of your ability to use the search feature and read?

Proof Jesus was white.


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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 02:12 PM

"Boy, are your fat lips and wide nose getting in the way of your ability to use the search feature and read? "

Why are you insulting me? Is this what God likes? - is God not forgiving and accepts all? Or is he filled with hate and instults?...I think you should read the bible not search functions.

I agree though, I shall reply to the 'Jesus is white thread' my mistake...that thread has alot of confused people whom I need to help.
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Default Re: Why Jesus Came? - 11-07-2010, 02:52 PM

I think YOU should read your Bible, and not just the parts you think are OK. I mean read ALL of it. This will answer your questions.


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Why are you insulting me? Is this what God likes? - is God not forgiving and accepts all? Or is he filled with hate and instults?...I think you should read the bible not search functions.

I agree though, I shall reply to the 'Jesus is white thread' my mistake...that thread has alot of confused people whom I need to help.
How is it an insult to desecribe you with typical negro features? Do you have something against negros? Are you a racist? Racism is not tolerated here, boy.

Not that anyone has insulted you, but where in the Bible does it say not to insult people? Pastor Levi has just posted you a link to an article with scripture that proves Jesus was impolite. Why don't you click on it before making a fool out of yourself. You do your race a disservice. You don't want people going around thinking that all negros are musclebound and stupid, with huge dangling members, do you?


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ok... then how do you explain pastor ezekiels having a kkk hood under his name?
Pastor Ezekiel has no such thing. His handsome, smiling face is shown for all to see.


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"Boy, are your fat lips and wide nose getting in the way of your ability to use the search feature and read? "

Why are you insulting me? Is this what God likes? - is God not forgiving and accepts all? Or is he filled with hate and instults?...I think you should read the bible not search functions.

I agree though, I shall reply to the 'Jesus is white thread' my mistake...that thread has alot of confused people whom I need to help.
I think it is very rude of you to come into our sanctuary and accuse God fearing people like us of be racist. We accept all who come to the Lord and believe all that is written in the KJV of the Bible. It is the true word of God and has not been tainted by all the wishy washy stuff added by other mis-guided faiths. Now please apologize and go in peace and love in the Lord.


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