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Old 11-01-2012, 12:49 AM
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here is just a small bit of what is out there
If that was a small bit, I'd hate to see what a large pile looks like.

liveandlove, I know you're trying to be helpful, but I think you are missing the point, which is that God has just sent a warning shot across the bow of lower Manhattan. Trust me, I live here in Greenwich Village, and, while I'm a good Christian man, I still see the sordid, hot, sweaty man on man sodomy action going on around me. At least I did until Monday, when the lights all went out. Praise Jesus, no more sodomy for me!
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Praise Jesus, no more sodomy for me!
I'd just like to go on record that, despite what that sounded like, you couldn't possibly fail to find a less unheterosexual man than I am within the city of New York.
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here is just a small bit of whjat is out there
Did you bother to read it?

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As a translation of the same Hebrew word the King James Version gave "Lucifer", a name often understood as a reference to Satan.
So, Wikipedia does not support your assertion.

Your other reference, which isn't referenced, has no references, just a bunch of speculation:

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Certainly I cannot speak for all Gnostics in regard to the “Lucifer” issue. I can only speak for myself and for what I know about the Gnostic tradition and the history of religious ideas. I know for a fact that “Lucifer” originally was the name of a god in ancient Roman mythology. Lucifer was the son of the dawn goddess named Aurora; and the Romans named the planet we call “Venus” after him. Among the Romans Lucifer was identified with the morning star; and the word Lucifer literally means “light-bearer.”
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In Roman mythology, Aurora, goddess of the dawn, renews herself every morning and flies across the sky, announcing the arrival of the sun. Her parentage was flexible: for Ovid, she could equally be Pallantis, signifying the daughter of Pallas,[1] or the daughter of Hyperion.[2] She has two siblings, a brother (Sol, the sun) and a sister (Luna, the moon). Rarely Roman writers[3] imitated Hesiod and later Greek poets and named Aurora as the mother of the Anemoi (the Winds), who were the offspring of Astraeus, the father of the stars.
Odd, no son named Lucifer.

Strangely, Wikipedia fan, you didn't bother to reference Wikipedia's exhaustive list of Roman gods and goddesses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Roman_deities

Do, point out for me where "Lucifer" is listed there.
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To the ones who say a hurricane is God´s punishment against liberals: You are clearly insane, IF God should punish anyone He would start by incinerating Wall Street with all the big bankers inside. THEY put us all in this mess.
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To the ones who say a hurricane is God´s punishment against liberals: You are clearly insane, IF God should punish anyone He would start by incinerating Wall Street with all the big bankers inside. THEY put us all in this mess.
Once again, you are confusing Godly justice with your personal vendettas and hatred.

Wall Street had nothing to do with abortion, pornography, or sodomarriage.
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Verily, Reverend. The bankers are but relievers for those who need help, as described in His Word.


Leviticus 25:35-37 - And if thy brother be waxen poor, and fallen in decay with thee; then thou shalt relieve him: [yea, though he be] a stranger, or a sojourner; that he may live with thee.


Matthew 5:42 - Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.


Proverbs 19:17 - He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and that which he hath given will he pay him again.

Psalms 112:5 - A good man sheweth favour, and lendeth: he will guide his affairs with discretion.
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It has been shown on many occassions that it is inaccurate.
Please find an alternative reference source (like the Bible KJV 1611).
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The biggest problem being that you have a whole lot of *church folk* who
believe this,
who stand around with their hands in their pockets, while people don't have
clothes,
a roof over their head, or food and water.
Oh yeah - what can we do?
We know that the America Red Cross charges you for a cup of coffee - but all
your dollars blew away with everything else that went up in smoke.
And, they are having a marathon run and don't care that you down have that
roof over your head??
And, oh yeah, apply to FEMA - you can do that on your cell phone - but your
cell phone is six feet under to sand - and you don't have electricity.
How dumb can we get --
Where is God in all of this -
God is waiting for us to ask HIM for assistance.
There are some churches in Times Square that are feeding all who come in
the door, and making sure they have clothes on their backs.
But how do people get to them??
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The biggest problem being that you have a whole lot of *church folk* who
believe this,
who stand around with their hands in their pockets, while people don't have
clothes,
a roof over their head, or food and water.
Oh yeah - what can we do?
We know that the America Red Cross charges you for a cup of coffee - but all
your dollars blew away with everything else that went up in smoke.
And, they are having a marathon run and don't care that you down have that
roof over your head??
And, oh yeah, apply to FEMA - you can do that on your cell phone - but your
cell phone is six feet under to sand - and you don't have electricity.
How dumb can we get --
Where is God in all of this -
God is waiting for us to ask HIM for assistance.
There are some churches in Times Square that are feeding all who come in
the door, and making sure they have clothes on their backs.
But how do people get to them??
thea
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What drugs are you on? I've always been curious...
Getting bored with the old ones, Zeke? Meh, it happens.
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Where is God in all of this -
I can answer that. God is right here in Freehold, Iowa, at the Landover Baptist Church.

You would know that if you had heard Pastor Zeke's sermon this morning. Wow!!

Where God is not, is in the Eastern part of the United States where he sent the storm call Sandy. He is quite pleased.
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The biggest problem being that you have a whole lot of *church folk* who
believe this,
who stand around with their hands in their pockets, while people don't have
clothes,
a roof over their head, or food and water.
Oh yeah - what can we do?
We know that the America Red Cross charges you for a cup of coffee - but all
your dollars blew away with everything else that went up in smoke.
And, they are having a marathon run and don't care that you down have that
roof over your head??
And, oh yeah, apply to FEMA - you can do that on your cell phone - but your
cell phone is six feet under to sand - and you don't have electricity.
How dumb can we get --
Where is God in all of this -
God is waiting for us to ask HIM for assistance.
There are some churches in Times Square that are feeding all who come in
the door, and making sure they have clothes on their backs.
But how do people get to them??
thea
Believe what? That God is punishing New York for all it's sins? That would be correct. Did Iowa get hit by the storm?

Stand around with hands in pockets? Charity starts at home my friend.

What can we do? Nothing, it was God's will.

The marathon was cancelled.

No God is not waiting for you to ask for help. He is waiting for you to ask in his name:
John 14:14
If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

How do people get to them? Walk, God gave you two legs, use them.
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To the ones who say a hurricane is God´s punishment against liberals: You are clearly insane, IF God should punish anyone He would start by incinerating Wall Street with all the big bankers inside. THEY put us all in this mess.
God punishes everyone that defies His word. Here are just two examples:

Leviticus 26:43

The land also shall be left of them, and shall enjoy her sabbaths, while she lieth desolate without them: and they shall accept of the punishment of their iniquity: because, even because they despised my judgments, and because their soul abhorred my statutes.

Lamentations 4:22
The punishment of thine iniquity is accomplished, O daughter of Zion; he will no more carry thee away into captivity: he will visit thine iniquity, O daughter of Edom; he will discover thy sins.

God likes to use storms to punish the iniquitous:

2 Esdras Chapt. 15

38And then shall there come great storms from the south, and from the north, and another part from the west.
39 And strong winds shall arise from the east, and shall open it; and the cloud which he raised up in wrath, and the star stirred to cause fear toward the east and west wind, shall be destroyed.
40 The great and mighty clouds shall be puffed up full of wrath, and the star, that they may make all the earth afraid, and them that dwell therein; and they shall pour out over every high and eminent place an horrible star,
41 Fire, and hail, and flying swords, and many waters, that all fields may be full, and all rivers, with the abundance of great waters.
42 And they shall break down the cities and walls, mountains and hills, trees of the wood, and grass of the meadows, and their corn.

So you see it was God's will.
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So, I guess you all hate America? This land wasn't revolutionized on the basis of Christianity, but to get away from the evilness of the Intolerable acts the King committed. You're God would be such a "forgiving" God if he were to forgive the homosexuals and all that went against him.

Sounds like an early version of Adolf Hitler, a dictator. What kind of God is that? Wishing death upon those who don't agree with his twistedness?
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So, I guess you all hate America? This land wasn't revolutionized on the basis of Christianity, but to get away from the evilness of the Intolerable acts the King committed. You're God would be such a "forgiving" God if he were to forgive the homosexuals and all that went against him.

Sounds like an early version of Adolf Hitler, a dictator. What kind of God is that? Wishing death upon those who don't agree with his twistedness?
So you worship Adolf Hitler as a god???? Yes, you are twisted, son. Get help.

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So, I guess you all hate America? This land wasn't revolutionized on the basis of Christianity, but to get away from the evilness of the Intolerable acts the King committed. You're God would be such a "forgiving" God if he were to forgive the homosexuals and all that went against him.

Sounds like an early version of Adolf Hitler, a dictator. What kind of God is that? Wishing death upon those who don't agree with his twistedness?
God isn't one of your limp-wristed liberal "heroes." He means what He says. Let me illustrate with a story from the Holy Bible. It's one of my favorites.

Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54

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Better yet, just get off the Internet and try getting an education. That way the rest of us aren't wasting our taxpayer money on welfare for you. So, where did you get that
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Better yet, just get off the Internet and try getting an education. That way the rest of us aren't wasting our taxpayer money on welfare for you. So, where did you get that
crap from? Oh, sorry, out of a crappy brain.
That crap, as you so ineloquently put it, comes from the Bible (KJV 1611) the Word of God by which we, as Christians, live our lives.

Are your meds starting to wear off again? Did you escape from Bedlam?
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