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Old 09-16-2014, 12:55 PM
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Ever had a glass of Bailey's Irish Cream? Then you might be a homer! Fortunately Bailey's is banned in all Freehold bars since several decades back, along with a whole list of other homer drinks.

Much like in Freehold, laws in the Christian nation of Cameroon are very strict regarding the consumption of Bailey's and other drinks that are exclusively for women and queers.

If you are a man and drinks Bailey's, you might as well be a sodomite.

So to rather be safe than sorry, a Godly Christian judge in Cameroon had decided to sentence a man to 5 years in prison for suspected homerism after he was caught drinking Bailey's Irish Cream.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...-irish-4263468

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Man caught drinking Bailey's Irish Cream jailed for 'being a homosexual'

Cameroon has strict laws against same sex relations and police often use stereotypes as evidence to back up the accusations



Shocking: Homosexuality has been illegal in Cameroon since 1972

A man who loved drinking Bailey's Irish Cream was convicted by a Cameroon judge for 'being a homosexual'.

Having same sex relations has been illegal in the African country since 1972 and anyone accused of doing so can be fined and even handed a prison term as long as five years.

Now a Cameroonian lawyer has lifted the lid on the country's farcical legal system after defending dozens of people he claims were accused of homosexuality.

Michel Togue claims hardly anyone is caught in the act of actually having sex so once an accusation of homosexuality is made, police use bizarre evidence based on stereotypes to convict them.

One such example was his client who was accused of having 'feminine mannerisms'.

Mr Togue claims a judge convicted him on the basis that he drank Bailey's Irish Cream, which he felt was a woman's drink.

He told Think Progress that many of the accusations of homosexuality are made up by disgruntled neighbours, family members or even scorned former lovers.

Other examples of people being convicted include two women who had been in jail for 9 months after neighbours reported them - despite there being no evidence.

And three men arrested by police for allegedly having sex in a vehicle - they denied this - were convicted solely on the basis that they were dressed effeminately.

Mr Togue said: "To catch people having sex, to catch them in the act, you have to break the law. You have to violate their privacy, which is an offense.

“But the police will not focus on the offense of breaking the privacy of someone, but they will focus on the fact that they saw two people of the same gender having sex.”

He says most of the stigma around homosexuality is driven by religious sectors in the country.

In 2012, former Cameroon archbishop Simon-Victor Tonyé Bakot described homosexuality as a "shameful, a disrespectful criticism of God who has chosen to create man and woman.”
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Encouraging news, Brother!

One sentence in the quoted text caught my attention:

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Other examples of people being convicted include two women who had been in jail for 9 months after neighbours reported them - despite there being no evidence.
This is exactly what the world needs. Eyewitness testimony of God-fearing Christians. Of course, more than one witness is required but that is certainly the case in the news you cited. It has the plural, neighbours! Thus, we have adequate numbers of Citizens in Faith for the punishment to be righteous in the eyes of Jesus.



Deuteronomy 17:6
At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.


And if THIS is not a homercocktail, then what is!?



Two is quite enough and three more than enough. And it is obvious that pious eyewitness testimony is always good EVIDENCE despite the somewhat sceptical tone of the text. What worries me, though, is that if this development goes on, God's Favorite Nation is soon to be relocated to Africa!


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Amen. THIS is a brief list of drinks that no man should ever order, lest he turn into a nancyboy.
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It is good to see common sense injected into legal matters. In our western world, the courts are tied up by the maneuvering of Jew lawyers and such swift justice is not possible.
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Bailey's is an Irish drink and therefore made by cathlicks, which is good enough reason to ban it.

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Cameroon has strict laws against same sex relations and police often use stereotypes as evidence to back up the accusations
In the absence of compulsory DNA testing against homerism, what alternative do the police have?
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A FORMER CO-WORKER OF MINE PREFFERED BAILEY'S TO COFFEE, ONE DAY I LOGGED ONTO HIS COMPUTER AND FOUND THIS PHOTOGRAPH:

BAILEY'S IS HOMO TRASH
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My In-laws left a bottle of Irish Cream at my house a few years ago. They have never asked for it back.

Does this sound suspicious?
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My In-laws left a bottle of Irish Cream at my house a few years ago. They have never asked for it back.

Does this sound suspicious?
Brother Freddy, yes it does!

I surmise you have not tasted that stuff?! I think it would require a senior pastor to withstand the demons that inconspicuously enter through your mouth joyriding in the Bailey's, use your intestine as the expressway to the netherworld and attach themselves to the rectum, as expected.

Several verses warn us against accepting apparently innocent gifts.

Deuteronomy 32:33
Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

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Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;

Poison of a serpent - poison of the serpent, more subtil than any beast of the field (Genesis 3:1). It lures young innocent manly men such as yourself with promises of pleasure and carnal knowledge. I suggest you not only throw that liquid away but take it to a senior pastor for exorcism! And you should confront your in-laws with the heavy artillery of KJV. Not all in-laws are like Jethro. They can let you down and lead to destruction!

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And she named the child Ichabod, saying, The glory is departed from Israel: because the ark of God was taken, and because of her father in law and her husband.

Eli's sons were unable to defend the ark and thus evil entered. Eli was unable to control his emotions and broke his neck as he fell from his seat. Do not let that happen!




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This is a true story! I used to be a sinner, drinking baileys out of a boot, and it would do this to me. I would [HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. After giving that sinful drink up, and finding the great and allmighty god, I am finally saved from the horrible baileys monster

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I am so happy that my bailey's has been the reason for my fabulous homosexuality. I have had so much fun since I started drinking my Irish cream, and I have recommended it to all of my friends! We are having a Bailey's party this Friday, and it's gonna be so fun, with all the ***ks in my bum, and my mouth. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it!
Anyone want to join us? We're going to be in a friend's house, he lives near a liquor store, so we can get more Bailey's when we run out!

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I am so happy that my bailey's has been the reason for my fabulous homosexuality. I have had so much fun since I started drinking my Irish cream, and I have recommended it to all of my friends! We are having a Bailey's party this Friday, and it's gonna be so fun, with all the ***ks in my bum, and my mouth. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it!
Anyone want to join us? We're going to be in a friend's house, he lives near a liquor store, so we can get more Bailey's when we run out!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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So, can you point to a passage in your pathetic book of fairy tales where it is said that Jesus will laugh at those in hell? I was under the impression that most of the Bible is about how the imaginary forgiveness of a made-up god will somehow allow everyone entry into a hallucinogenic heaven. If not, then why did Jesus die? I mean, apart from the whole 'rising from the dead' bullshit, records show that he said that he was sent to redeem all, no matter their crimes.
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...I was under the impression that most of the Bible is about how the imaginary forgiveness of a made-up god will somehow allow everyone entry into a hallucinogenic heaven...
Why not read it for yourself, instead of relying on what others tell you?

66 books, read two a day (some are pretty short), and you'll be done in little more than month. Then you'll be able to discuss this from a position of knowledge, and not your present ignorance. It's even shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.

Here's a link to an online KJV: http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm
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KJV is out of date, which may explain some of your views - you simply read the wrong words. I guess you also think that women are inferior, fit only for domestic chores, while you prance around like a nancy, doing whatever your pastor tells you to do (keep your kids away from him, by the way. There aren't many positions that allow such ease of access to kiddies). Use the NIV, it's far superior to KJV.
Anyway, I have actually read the Bible (thank you Catholic upbringing. Not that you actually did anything for me, but you instilled ideals of hard work, honesty and equality), and yeah, it kinda does say that we all gonna get to heaven.

So you think that somehow, taking a few verses from a large book gives you the right to lecture others, and tell them how to live their lives? You are becoming as bad as the Muslims. At least they are honest enough to say out loud that they wish to convert everyone to their religion. You just try to wheedle your way into other peoples minds, like the demons you say you are exorcising.
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God's Word is never outdated and any change to His instructions is a foul blasphemy. You know nothing of Christianity, having been exposed to the Roman religion and believing that Romanism is Christianity. It is not.

I advise you to avoid trying to instruct your betters and try to get right with Jesus. It's that or Hell and you won't like it there.
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KJV is out of date, which may explain some of your views - you simply read the wrong words. I guess you also think that women are inferior, fit only for domestic chores, while you prance around like a nancy, doing whatever your pastor tells you to do (keep your kids away from him, by the way. There aren't many positions that allow such ease of access to kiddies). Use the NIV, it's far superior to KJV.
Anyway, I have actually read the Bible (thank you Catholic upbringing. Not that you actually did anything for me, but you instilled ideals of hard work, honesty and equality), and yeah, it kinda does say that we all gonna get to heaven. [my emphasis]
Does it? The Bible? Or the Cat lick church. As you provided no references (Bible verses or cat lick writings), I'll help. The Bible to start with (a couple of examples is enough for now):

1st Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
Revelation 22:15

For without are dogs , and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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According to the Bible, it is a lie to say that "we all gonna get to heaven". See above what this means to you personally. Cat lick church, then? The Vatican spreads its doctrine eagerly. It is easy to locate. It is called the Catechism of the Catholic Church. Let's see... Par 846.
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Basing itself on Scripture and Tradition, the Council teaches that the Church, a pilgrim now on earth, is necessary for salvation: the one Christ is the mediator and the way of salvation; he is present to us in his body which is the Church. He himself explicitly asserted the necessity of faith and Baptism, and thereby affirmed at the same time the necessity of the Church which men enter through Baptism as through a door. Hence they could not be saved who, knowing that the Catholic Church was founded as necessary by God through Christ, would refuse either to enter it or to remain in it**.
Every one of us into Heaven. Nope. Not according to the Bible, not according to the chief capo of the cat lick mob, the master papist.

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Actually, you rationalize this with an argumentative fallacy, the guilt by association (I'll explain more of this is necessary or useful). But, to get serious, of course we wish to convert everyone to Christianity. Only a small minority of the world's population are actual Christians™. We do this out of LOVE, to save these poor lost souls from the fiery pit of the Furnace! This is elegantly expressed by Apostle John:

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned : but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Regarding the everyone-gets-to-heaven claim, the above is also a useful verse to see how GOD ACTUALLY INTENDED IT TO BE!

I still want to tackle your username. Catch-22. A fan of Joseph Heller, are you! What a skillful writer yet misled and misleading, promoting pacifism, making ridicule of the Godly U.S. Military and pious nuclear energy. Catch-22? A regulation. If you say you're crazy you won't have to fight. But if you say you're crazy because of this, you are sane and you have to fight. A paradoxical situation from where you cannot escape. Actually a good choice for a username (see below).

It's like faith. You're a sinner, you can do God's bidding and be pious. Then you can rest and feel that you're immaculate. But if you think like that, you are filled with hubris and commit the sin of PRIDE. Catch-22, indeed? Not for us. The paradox is resolved with JESUS. His Grace and mighty power enters us and fills our deepest void. We are SAVED. Never again falling from Grace.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

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*Although distasteful, I also have here the corrupted NIV version of the verses. 1. Cor. 6:9. "Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men."
Nope, won't help you...
Rev. 22:15. "Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood." No chance here, either. Also according to NIV, it is falsehood to claim that the Bible teaches open access to Heaven to everybody. Regarding your position, the KJV and NIV actually agree.

**Interestingly, the papists spread their filth in many, many langauges. Some of these are obviously invented makebelief gibberish that derives directly from Satan. Look at this example (of Par. 845 cited above, same website). It is in the fictional "Malagasy" language (supposedly spoken in Madagascar):
Noho izany, ireo izay mandà na ny tsy hiditra ao amin’ny Fiangonana katôlika, na ny tsy haharitra ao, nefa mahalala fa naorin’Andriamanitra tamin’ny alalan’i Jesoa-Kristy ho tsy maintsy ilaina ny Fiangonana katôlika, dia mety tsy ho voavonjy izy ireny". That is no language, That is an incantation and I only dare post it here because the mighty prayers of our pastors keep us safe.
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**Interestingly, the papists spread their filth in many, many langauges. Some of these are obviously invented makebelief gibberish that derives directly from Satan. Look at this example (of Par. 845 cited above, same website). It is in the fictional "Malagasy" language (supposedly spoken in Madagascar): Noho izany, ireo izay mandà na ny tsy hiditra ao amin’ny Fiangonana katôlika, na ny tsy haharitra ao, nefa mahalala fa naorin’Andriamanitra tamin’ny alalan’i Jesoa-Kristy ho tsy maintsy ilaina ny Fiangonana katôlika, dia mety tsy ho voavonjy izy ireny". That is no language, That is an incantation and I only dare post it here because the mighty prayers of our pastors keep us safe.
They also have it in Lithuanian! Why do the papists bother with the Litvaks, who are all joos and, in any case, speak the yiddic language?
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KJV is out of date, which may explain some of your views - you simply read the wrong words.
Please back up your controversial opinion with a citation from scripture.
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I guess you also think that women are inferior, fit only for domestic chores, while you prance around like a nancy...
So, you think traditional gender roles are wrong, but you also use language that seeks to shame men for not living up to traditional standards of masculinity? Friend, you can't even get being a hellbound godmocking feminazi right.
Use the NIV, it's far superior to KJV. [/quote]
Please back up your controversial opinion with a citation from scripture.
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Anyway, I have actually read the Bible (thank you Catholic upbringing. Not that you actually did anything for me, but you instilled ideals of hard work, honesty and equality), and yeah, it kinda does say that we all gonna get to heaven.
This nonsense has been adequately demolished above. And the idea that anyone should thank Catholics for being able to read the Bible? Friend, if you can read, thank a teacher, if you can read English, thank a soldier, and if you can read the Bible in English, then thank King James, the Reformation, and God.
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We don't cherrypick. We really, really don't do that. You're thinking of pretty much all other Christians, not us.
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We are very, very honest and upfront about what we believe. Say what you like about us, but we do not try and make our beliefs sound more pleasant and acceptable for unsaved public consumption.
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You are becoming as bad as the Muslims. At least they are honest enough to say out loud that they wish to convert everyone to their religion. You just try to wheedle your way into other peoples minds, like the demons you say you are exorcising.
And yet you came here voluntarily and uninvited; we did not sneak into your website, to criticize and contradict you and your people (whoever they may be). Who is wheedling their way in?

It is a reasonable assumption that someone who comes here does so out of a desire to be Saved. Why would we not try to help you?

I will pray for you.
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