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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 31 2.94%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 1,023 97.06%
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Okay...
So you call yourself a Christian while denouncing everything that the Bible says is required to be a Christian? How's that work?

If you can't trust the Bible on what you actually need to do to be Saved (you imply that there are much fewer and less restrictive requirements) then how can you trust anything that it says, like about there being a Heaven (or Hell) waiting for us at all?
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What about those who have never heard the word of God? Those born in countries where Christianity hardly exists, and a different religion is the norm? Will they be slated for eternal damnation because of where they were born?
Pretty much. Paul makes it clear that you cannot believe unless you've heard the Gospel.

Rom 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?
Rom 10:15 And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!
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Rom 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.


Yet if you haven't heard the Gospel, that's no excuse. God has clearly revealed Himself through Creation.

Ps 19:1 The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.

Eccl 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Rom 1:18-20 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

God gave you a conscience so that you would know right from wrong. So even if you've never heard God's moral law, you can't plead ignorance if you break the Sabbath or wear a garment of mixed fabric.

Rom 2:14-15 For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves: which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another;

God determines where people are born. He controls the rise and fall of nations.

Acts 17:26-27 [God] hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation; that they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us:

What better way to get people to seek after Him than to scatter them all over the earth in places where they will never hear the Gospel? It's all part of His master plan.

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You are being extremely disrespectful. I objectively stated my beliefs
No you didn't. You haven't backed up any of your statements with Scripture or with anything that could be regarded as evidence.

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Despite the fact that Jesus died for us, and created us anew with his sacrifice, this does not give us a free pass to judge everyone and play God.
Jesus didn't die for everyone. He died specifically for His people (Jn 10:15, 28), His church.

Eph 5:25b Even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

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We are still sinners.
Well, we're not.

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Love thy neighbor as thyself. And if you try to tell me I'm taking it out of context, I won't have it.
I'm afraid you'll have to have it. You obviously didn't read the link I posted earlier.

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These are questions we are often asked here and I wanted to write this sermon to clear up many misconceptions that people seem to have about certain passages.

Love your neighbor, meanie!

Matthew 22:39 And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

They take this to mean that we are supposed to have a big hippie love-in with everyone we meet. The question I ask them is, who are our neighbors? Fortunately for us, Jesus was asked that exact same question.

You may know it as the parable of the Good Samaritan. You may have known this story as a morality tale as that the least of us can be good and do good things for one another, but the story is actually a foundation upon which salvation lies.

Please turn with me to Luke 10:25-37

25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?

Most of us know the story of the Jewish man who was left for dead on the side of the road. Two Jews passed him by one was even a Levite priest, but a Samaritan (an unclean low person {John 4:9} who didn't believe in Judaism the same way the regular Jews did.) stopped to save him. Jesus ends the parable by asking this question in Luke 10:36-37

36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise

Hallelujah! Our answer is clear. Only one of the three people was Jesus' neighbor.

We are to love our neighbors as ourselves, but our neighbors are only those who display Christian love and kindness by doing God's will. The people who won't help the ministry of Christ are beyond our help and they will be cast into the fire.

Like, aren't we supposed to love one another, man?

John 13:34
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

Again, this scripture taken out of context would make it sound like we are supposed to go around drawing hearts and writing love poetry to everyone we see on the streets when nothing could be further from the truth.

To properly discern this saying of Jesus we have to take it into context. Who was Jesus speaking to when He gave us that commandment?

The setting is during the last supper. Jesus is sitting there with His disciples. It was a closed event.

You only need to look at the next verse to realize that Jesus didn't include everyone in this.

By this shall all men (the rest of them or everyone else)know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

We are to love our fellow Christians.

But wait! I'm a Christian!

Maybe you are maybe you aren't. We'll know soon enough. As Jesus tells us in Matthew 7:16-21

16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Only those who live Christianity in other words.

But isn't everyone a "brother" or a "sister" by virtue that we are all related somehow?

That would be an emphatic no. Jesus tells us that our own flesh and blood family cannot stand in the way of following Him.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Not only did Jesus tell us to do this, but He followed it by denying his own mother and siblings. Please turn to Matthew 12:46-50 with me

46While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him.
47Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
48But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
49And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
50For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

Jesus tells us that only those who follow Him are your brother and sisters.

No, I'm sure I think I'm a Christian even though you're telling me I'm not.

Thankfully, we have the Epistles to deal with this situation. If someone calls his/her self a brother or sister and they continue in sin, the Bible is specific how we are to treat them. Please see 1 Corinthians 5:9-13

9I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:
10Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
11But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
12For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
13But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

We are to shun you and ignore you. If you are preaching a Gospel other than what is in the Bible like coddling queers and other assorted sinners, we are to not listen to you. We are not allowed to greet you warmly much less let you into our home or we are culpable in your sins. Please see 2 John 1:9-11.

9Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.

10If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
11For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

In summation, there are many verses about love in the Bible that are incorrectly attributed to mean that we are to love everyone no matter what. The Truth, as always, lies in God's Word.
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To Pim Pendergast: I liked your response much better. You were clean, succinct, and professional in your rebuttal. You made some good points. But I believe, that when Jesus died for us, he made a new covenant for man. One that had hope and love as its center, instead of incessant rule following. That sounds bad, but I believe that if you first Love God Above All Else... and then Love Your Neighbor As Thyself, that is the core values of Christianity. Of course it is wise to follow the Bible to the best of one's ability. But getting into heaven isn't all about whether or not you went into seven day seclusion upon getting your period, or some other non practiced, out of date law.
You offer no Biblical evidence to support your opinion and you ignore the Biblical evidence presented to you. You also seem to be one of those who thinks the Old Testament no longer applies. But you can't be a Christian if you don't believe the Old Testament.
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I'm Christian and I'm also Asexual, and not for a second do I believe that a God who describes himself as a 'God of Love' would hate people just for being themselves. You need to think about what you're doing here, because you're turning more people against you than for you.
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I'm Christian and I'm also Asexual, and not for a second do I believe that a God who describes himself as a 'God of Love' would hate people just for being themselves. You need to think about what you're doing here, because you're turning more people against you than for you.
Sorry friend, not possible. Either you are a follower of God and the Bible (and a possible Christian) or you are not and thusly doomed to eternal torture in Hell. The Bible is very clear on this. You might want to actually read it. From what I can see, you have already spread your sphincter for the Devil.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Sorry friend, not possible. Either you are a follower of God and the Bible (and a possible Christian) or you are not and thusly doomed to eternal torture in Hell. The Bible is very clear on this. You might want to actually read it. From what I can see, you have already spread your sphincter for the Devil.
I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.
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I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.
You missed a few passages, my cherry-picking friend.

Most are an abomination in the eyes of The Lord.

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The way of the wicked is an abomination vnto the Lord: but he loueth him that followeth after righteousnes.
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Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way which leadeth vnto life, and few there be that finde it.
This tells us that most are wicked, are hated by God as abominations, and are denied paradise (life) and doomed to hell.

By the way, Brother Hutchins is a respected church leader, a veritable dignitary here walking the straight and narrow next to God, setting a fine example for True Christians™ everywhere. Whether you agree with him or not, you should show him the respect he deserves. Failure to do so can result in your invoking the wrath of the Elders, Pastors and even God Almighty Himself.
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I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.
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not for a second do I believe that a God who describes himself as a 'God of Love' would hate people just for being themselves.
People are by nature sinful, and God hates sinners, so He does hate people just for being themselves.

Everyone is by nature sinful from the moment of conception:
Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Eccl 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Rom 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;


People are incapable of changing their sinful ways on their own:
Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

God hates:
Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
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Unborn babies are certainly among the least Christian demographic, having categorically never heard of Jesus or read the Bible. They also count as souls, and can therefore be condemned to the same Hell as Hitler. They are also asexual, and therefore defying many of God's commandments as outlined throughout this thread.

Babies certainly deserve to be aborted, but that does not give us the right to administer this divine punishment. Only God has jurisdiction over the inward parts of the womb, to punish the unborn for their crimes against nature.

The second most guilty category of soul is the newborn. They have still never embraced the truth of Jesus. In some ways they are even more guilty than the unborn, since they actively reject the Good News upon hearing it. But many of them have been baptised and are therefore incrementally closer to repentance than the wicked fetus. Still incapable of fulfilling God's reproductive requirements, a broken baby monitor can easily push these foul creatures over the precipice into aeternal damnation.

The next category of asexual actively campaigning against its creator is the prepubescent child. These abominations still have not taken the first step towards fruitful multiplication, but at least they have nominally accepted the value of Biblical doctrine in some cases. They cannot obey the law, but they can comprehend its importance, by imagining the flames of Hell torturing them forever and ever. Closer to eternal safety from God than ever before, they often read the Bible and fantasize about a hereafter in which God does not hate them.

Still falling short of the mark, the next category of damned soul closer to achieving salvation is the unmarried adolescent. These rogues are at least capable of fulfilling God's will, but have not gotten around to it yet.

The first category of saved person, not as highly esteemed as Ezekiel Bathfire or myself, but good enough of a category to contain many saved people, is the rapist category. Among rapists there are many who follow God's law to the letter. They pay the rape fee without haggling. They have biological children. Some even fight the liberal court system and the daughters of their victims for ownership of them, so that these children can be taught to serve the Lord by a qualified rapist instead of a wanton harlot who resists God's gift of salvation through childbirth. These are the people we should have baby sitting our children during their awkward adolescent years, in hopes that they can be saved without the hassles and complications of courtship. Rapists are fully capable of serving God as any True Christian™, even if they are not pastors or anti-sodomy activists.

Then there is the highest category of divine creature, the True Christian™ householder. These men do not even have to rape their wives, because they have educated their families in the importance of doctrinal compliance. The looming threat of divine retribution means that everyone in the home is agreeable to the dictates of a True Christian™ householder. They are the least asexual of the six classes, and therefore the most saved.
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For those of raving about stoning and killing and etc. Jesus told us, whoever is blameless can throw the first stone. None of us are sinless, unless you are the next coming of Christ. So, if any of you have cut your hair recently or worn multi-fabric clothing, you can join me, the straight person who happens to not want to have sex, in Hell.
Maybe Jesus was saying, "Me first!"
Notice there were given no rules about throwing the second stone.

After all, He's done it before:

Genesis 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

Jude 1:5 I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not.


He continues to do it:

Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


And He'll do it again:

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"
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Why do you hate Jesus? He died temporarily so you had a way out of going to the Lake of Fire?

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The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?
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Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"
Son, you're confused. This "Come at me, bro" phrase was created by the homosexual troupes that wander the streets of New York City. It's a call for a gang-rape-off. If you, a self-proclaimed hater of intimacy and love, are inviting a gang of professional homosexual rapists to attack and molest you, why would you do so here? We strive to love the sinner in a Platonic way, not through any penile projection.

This kind of confusion comes from a lack of Christ. There is, however, an antidote to this confusion. It is the wisdom of God, gained only through accepting Christ in your heart. Consider how valuable this wisdom is:

Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding.
For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.
She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her.
Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.
Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and happy is every one that retaineth her.
Proverbs 3:13-18


Please note that the "she" referred to her is wisdom. I know it means nothing to you when presented as a lady, seeing how you are secretly attracted to the male member of your hopeless brothers in arms, but just let that part go for now. It will make sense after you have faith. In fact, everything makes sense only after you have faith.

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Platonic love is what asexuals seek. Also, I am female.
I am not inviting people to approach me in a penetrative manner physically, but mentally.
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The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?
First, God's mind is unknowable to us mere men. Second, God already did. God is Jesus and He did tell us all to stop sinning. God also appeared to countless people all throughout history, as the Bible tells us, Exodus 24:9-12 is a nice and clear example of God appearing to people to tell them to follow His Law.

9 Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel:

10 And they saw the God of Israel: and there was under his feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness.

11 And upon the nobles of the children of Israel he laid not his hand: also they saw God, and did eat and drink.

12 And the Lord said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them.


Now I have proven that God is smarter than you and has already done everything you ask of Him, it is time for you to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and stop sinning.
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The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?
No, sin requires atonement, specifically blood. God loves the smell of blood.

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Leviticus 17:11 (1611 King James Bible)

For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I haue giuen it to you vpon the Altar, to make an atonement for your soules: for it is the blood, that maketh an atonement for the soule.
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Hebrews 9:22 (1611 King James Bible)

And almost all things are by the Law purged with blood: and without shedding of blood is no remission.
Covering all sin for all time required very special blood...Holy blood.

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Hebrews 9:12 (1611 King James Bible)

Neither by the blood of Goats and Calues: but by his owne blood hee entred in once into the Holy place, hauing obtained eternall redemption for vs.
You see, Jesus temporarily committed suicide so that His blood could cleanse us of the sin we inherited, and thus we would no longer be a horrible abomination unto God.

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Isaiah 64:6 (1611 King James Bible)

But we are al as an vncleane thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy ragges, and we all doe fade as a leafe, and our iniquities like the wind haue taken vs away.
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Platonic love is what asexuals seek. Also, I am female.
I am not inviting people to approach me in a penetrative manner physically, but mentally.
I'll bet you're ugly as sin. Girls who don't want to make babies are either ugly, lezbeans, or both.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?
If I knew that I would have the mind of God.

Are you seriously suggesting that I am God?

Really? I think you need to think before you post. Why is it atheists go on so much about God if they don't believe in Him?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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