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Old 11-22-2012, 10:48 PM
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I think I want that one.
But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.
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But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.
Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:07 AM
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Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?
And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

You are in my prayers.

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And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

You are in my prayers.

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Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:00 PM
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Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?
No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

Praise Him!

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No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

Praise Him!

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Anyone closer to Idaho? I can't really drive anywhere, and it's nearly winter, and I already spent my money on presents for the family.
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I will ask a Pastor to contact you, Motty.

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Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.

It sickens me to think that people would spend their money on an image of a man and commit prostitution with it.
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What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
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What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
Harry Potter is evil and will lead innocent children straight to the torturous arms of Satan himself.

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A lot of that is taken out of context and if you actually read the books you would see what great values Harry Potter Teaches kids.. To be brave, that good will always conquer evil, and that we must stand up for what we believe in !
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Since Voldemort killed one of those Weasley brothers in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the message there is that Weasley is bad and Voldemort is good? All this confusing nonsense accomplishes nothing.

The clear consistency of the Holy Bible, that is what children need!
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No doubt a disgusting product. But in the absence of secular laws that better follows The Bible (I’m thinking of good old Leviticus 20:13 of course), I could actually consider buying one of those dolls for my kids. It could be used in target practice when throwing stones. If you ask me, a great way to combine moral lessons with physical exercise.
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Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
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Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
This is very simple, friend.

Remember when that Guitar Hero game came out? Then all the kids wanted to learn how to play real instruments.

Remember when Avatar came out in theaters? Then all these pitiful souls wanted to have head sex with giant blue monsters. They even tried to sue James Cameron. Remember?

So now we have Harry Potter. And guess what? Kids want to learn magic themselves. Unlike giant blue monsters or the chances of everyone having a successful career as a musician, magic is real. With the internet kids can find witch covens and other satanic demon worshipping groups.

"Thou shalt not suffer awitch to live" -- Exodus 22:18

"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee." -- Deuteronomy 18:10-12
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