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Old 12-08-2012, 04:41 AM
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If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."

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If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."

Those little girls will be on the stripper pole in 3 years tops. Sad.
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
Do the authorities in dublin know about your predilections with children? Or is it that all you mics 'Biblically know' kiddies?

I can make a few calls...
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
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What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
It's about witchcraft. Small wonder it's also about fornication as well. I'm assured by Pastor Ezekiel that it has been investigated and it's a disgraceful romp with unnatural use of brooms.
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
How do you know 1000 kids? Wait a sec... you aren't a catholic sunday school instructor, are you?
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You just presume because I know some kids that I am a pervert...Like seriously ?
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You just presume because I know some kids that I am a pervert...Like seriously ?
Yes. Because you think you're being coy, but to the trained biblicists it is quite obvious what you just conveyed with your words.

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Now you're saying you knew 1000 kids? The only institution with access to that many children, the perversity to get to know them all and the polictical cloat to get away with it is the Catholic Church.
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Or maybe I went to school with over a thousand kids...
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Or maybe I went to school with over a thousand kids...
Yeah, and you knew every last one of them so well as to be positively sure that none of them turned to witchcraft because of Harry Potter? Riiiiight. Nice try, but the jig is up, Papist.
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Yes I would have known if a person in my school had turned to witch craft because of harry potter..Its not something that people would just forget.
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Yes I would have known if a person in my school had turned to witch craft because of harry potter..Its not something that people would just forget.
So you know the religion of every single person in your school and why they follow it, do you?
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I would know the religion of the majority of people in my school yes..
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No you wouldn't. And that is irrelevant. You still wouldn't know the religion of a closet Satanist who practiced her vile sorceries in the confines of a black conventicle erected to the Dark One.

You wouldn't know the first thing about identifying a witch.
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A priest! You're a priest - worse than a witch. How else could you know over a thousand kids and know their 'religion'?
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Probably one of those papist grooming centres then eh?
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I would say avoid the "cup stacking" competition kits. Apparently they are for japs.
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Seriously you have a problem with cups ?
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Seriously you have a problem with cups ?
I have a problem with unrepentant scottish spastics.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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