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You equate bestiality with love towards a girl? You are one real sicko! What sort of animal are you? A snake? A pig? A sheep?

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THAT SONG DON'T TALK ABOUT BESTIALITY, YOUR DIRTY MIND UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEE THE DEVIL EVEN IN A SONG!!!
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THAT SONG DON'T TALK ABOUT BESTIALITY, YOUR DIRTY MIND UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEE THE DEVIL EVEN IN A SONG!!!
Exactly! They take absolutely EVERYTHING literally! I agree with you 100% Wanna make out?
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You 2 lesbos should get together - you have so much in common. You could spend all your days exploring Satan within the female anatomy rather than wasting your time on here.
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Of course not, when he says "You bring out the beast in me", he talks about the passion, the crazy desire, the love, all what he feels towards that girl. Dude, calm down, you don't have to take EVERYTHING so literal ¬¬
Obviously, he has a beast in his rectum and/or oral cavity which she removes.

Even if that were not the case, where is the praising of God in those Satanic verses? Music that does not praise God, praises Satan.

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Obviously, he has a beast in his rectum and/or oral cavity which she removes.

Even if that were not the case, where is the praising of God in those Satanic verses? Music that does not praise God, praises Satan.

Not everyone's lives revolve around God or religion like yours, there are another things to talk about in songs, some are romantic, another ones are about politics, others about taking care of nature, try to calm down ok?


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Not everyone's lives revolve around God or religion like yours, there are another things to talk about in songs, some are romantic, another ones are about politics, others about taking care of nature, try to calm down ok?

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A life that does not revolve around God and His Word, is a life given over to the carnal lusts of Satan. I only regret that I have to put down my Bible and sleep, but being a lucid dreamer, I always direct my dreaming to the worship of God.

I am calm...serene in the knowledge that I please God and will praise and worship him incessantly for eternity. Hallelujah!

I am not Sir either...my earthly title is Dr. However, since you will not honor God, how can I expect you to extend to me any kind of decency.
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I am not Sir either...my earthly title is Dr..
Ok doctor (had to say that)
on topic: Why is 666 the devil's number? seems kind of silly that three sixes is equivalent to the devil's number, especially when six doesn't really relate to anything in the first place -.-
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Ok doctor (had to say that)
on topic: Why is 666 the devil's number? seems kind of silly that three sixes is equivalent to the devil's number, especially when six doesn't really relate to anything in the first place -.-
Because it says so in the Bible(KJV1611).

Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

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Because it says so in the Bible(KJV1611).

Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

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There are christian metal bands that preach the word of god every single day. Thanks to them a lot of people are being saved. Now before I'm challanged I ask that you quote specific things from the bible about metal being the devils music.
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There are christian metal bands that preach the word of god every single day. Thanks to them a lot of people are being saved. Now before I'm challanged I ask that you quote specific things from the bible about metal being the devils music.
By that logic paedophillia (not mentioned in the Bible) is okay.

I, like most decent people, know right from wrong.

You really are sick.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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I sir am not sick I base my beliefs straight out of the bible. Well one of the ten commandments says to abide by the laws of the land....trust in the good book my friend god has it ALL covered.
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I sir am not sick I base my beliefs straight out of the bible. Well one of the ten commandments says to abide by the laws of the land....trust in the good book my friend god has it ALL covered.
Which of the Ten Commandments says 'abide by the laws of the land'?

Have you even read them?

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What would your answer be if he was not God?

Which "one of the ten commandments says to abide by the laws of the land"?
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What would your answer be if he was God?

What would your answer be if he was not God?

Which "one of the ten commandments says to abide by the laws of the land"?
That was a mistake on my part I apologize. He can't be god or even put himself in his shoes...to do so I believe is blashphemy. The idea of being a christian is to lead by example and guide those who are truthfully lost, to be a beacon of light in darkness. Not to chastise nor demean or lay judgement for we all struggle. I know not the darkness in your heart or his...but god does and he sent his son to die on the cross to save ALL of us including me and my "sickness" which is just my humanity...and last I checked from pastor to serial killer we are all human and incapable of being truly free of sin. That is why we study the bible and try to know our father and wish to be a part of him, for his is the answer to what ails us our beacon and for many he is the only good thing in the lives of those who are less fortunate than us. So lets jump off the soapbox and be a united people under our savior.
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The idea of being a christian is to lead by example and guide those who are truthfully lost, to be a beacon of light in darkness. Not to chastise nor demean or lay judgement for we all struggle.
Interestingly, the very Word of God says the exact opposite. We are, in fact, commanded to lay judgement. In fact, True Christians™ alone have been blessed with Spiritual Discernment in such matters.


Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Leviticus 19:15

The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Psalm 37:30

Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
Proverbs 31:9


Who, pray tell, is poorer or needier than the unsaved?

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
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I know not the darkness in your heart or his...
Exactly zero. We have been Born Again into Christ. We have been made into new creatures (2 Corinthians 5:17), we are no longer the sinful human, but the walking, talking, personification of Christ Himself (1st Corinthians 6:19-20).

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but god does and he sent his son to die on the cross to save ALL of us including me and my "sickness" which is just my humanity...
Again, this is in direct conflict with what the Holy Bible actually says.

Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

I'm beginning to suspect you have never actually read the Holy Bible and are instead going by stories you recall from your childhood.

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and last I checked from pastor to serial killer we are all human and incapable of being truly free of sin.
Yes, that confirms it. You have never actually read the Holy Bible (Romans 6:6-7; 1st John 1:7; Colossians 2:13-14).

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That is why we study the bible and try to know our father and wish to be a part of him, for his is the answer to what ails us our beacon and for many he is the only good thing in the lives of those who are less fortunate than us.
Only the foolish slave flails about in deep water when the Master has had His Hand outstretched the whole time.

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So lets jump off the soapbox and be a united people under our savior.
But I will not unite with a confirmed unsaved trash. Again, if you were to actually read the Holy Bible, you would understand why (Leviticus 10:10; Luke 6:22; 1st Corinthians 10:20).

And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.
Matthew 8:21-22


You, my dear man, are "dead." You are Spiritually dead. You're like the Spiritually Walking Dead.

<--- Wilson's soul

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blah... blah... blah...
Hi Himyn!

Sister Mary Etheldreda has answered all your questions with loving motherly patience, I'll just add that you forgot to create an introduction post in the Introduction Forum.

I thank you in advance for doing it and answering the questions listed on top of that forum.
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Pretty much any music with drums, guitars, keyboards, bass, rhythm, singing, instrumentals, violins, obos, trumpets, brass, strings, boot stomps, human tounges, along those lines, if you hear it you know the devil inspired it.

I keep it safe. We do kazoo harmonies each week.
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When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz
(Our God is an awesome God)

There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists
(Our God is an awesome God)

And the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
It wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
And so you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night
(Our God is an awesome God)

He spoke into the darkness
And created the light
(Our God is an awesome God)

Judgement and wrath
He poured out on Sodom
Mercy and grace
He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God

Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
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