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Old 12-12-2012, 04:21 AM
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Have you ever watched on of those horrible 3D movies? They make you put on glasses with different colored lenses and you leave the theater feeling dizzy. Now it turns out that 3D was invented for this movie. The first 3D ever, and it shows a SATANIC BLACK MASS!!



Please don't try and watch it on your own. 3D allows satan to enter your soul!
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Very frightening indeed. I have long suspected that Latin was the language of the devil. This has convinced me. And 3D is creepy!
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1 Cor 10:14 Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.

What is an idol but a 3D image?
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Now this is interesting. Gives me the creeps as well as I'm recollecting the last 3D movie I watched was real experience. 3D cum Satan possession I'm confused. Well, I could care less as long as I believe Him that''s all (I guess).
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Now this is interesting. Gives me the creeps as well as I'm recollecting the last 3D movie I watched was real experience. 3D cum Satan possession I'm confused. Well, I could care less as long as I believe Him that''s all (I guess).
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I knew 3-D gave me stomach aches for a reason!

What about that IMAX with the dual cameras and the curved screen? It's supposed to be an "evolution" of 3-D (I guess two 3-D movies bred and birthed the IMAX film ) That makes me sick to my stomach AND gives me a headache.

Now the sickular scientists are trying to shove 3-D into our HOMES Is there no end to their satanistic plans?
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Ever since they invented color movies it has been going downhill in Hollywood. The Bible needs neither color nor sound nor 3D so all that mumbo jumbo is clearly completely useless on our road to salvation. Last week one of my grandsons visited me to show his new "tablet". Some Satanic device that allows children to destroy their souls by watching CNN. I broke the device to save his soul and my grandson had a tear in his eye out of pure gratefulness!
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Ever since they invented color movies it has been going downhill in Hollywood...
Quoted for truth...not only color movies, but allowing coloreds to attend and eventually star in movies is half the reason that they became so uppity.

However, Hellywood has always been a means to worship the fallen even in the "golden age". Lest we forget the unholy trinity of Moses Harry Horwitz, Jerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz, and Louis Feinberg collectively known as 'The Three Stooges'. These Zionists spread their hateful, mocking message across movie screens throughout the 1930s, and yes they had at least one 3-D movie entitled "Spooks" which obviously had strong nigra overtones. The trio apparently made a deal with the devil that prevented them from feeling pain, and although they were put aboard the Hell train years ago, apparently, that deal has not expired as in 2011 they returned to the big screen to continue spreading their filth.



This particular short featured one Samuel Horwitz rejoining the "comedy" troupe after Jerome was originally put aboard the Hell train. Other stooge associates included Joe Besser, and Joseph Wardell. These three are apparently still safely tucked away in Hell.

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If God would have wanted us to watch movies in 3D format, we wouldn't need those man-made glasses for it. Watching 3D movies with the 3D glasses is the same as playing God!
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I watched Oprah Winfrey in 3D once. I could see Satan lurking in her nostrils, waiting to pounce into my pure soul.
I turned off the tv (Yes Pastor - they make TV televisions now!) And prayed!
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God save the children who believe the "third dimension" is cool and awesome. It scares me to think that if Satan can be this close to you with this "3D" then how long is it until Satan breaks the fourth dimension?!?!?!?!?! Dear god. if Satan jumps out of that fourth wall I will hope that the rapture comes as soon as possible to save me from him.
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Do you know images doesn't actually get out the screen, right? Is just an effect to made films more attractive and exciting, it has nothing to do with the Devil

Look, even the Bible is getting benefit from the 3D advances

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Look, even the Bible is getting benefit from the 3D advances

Acts 20:29 describes this situation perfectly, and Psalm 101:3 backs it up. When will you silly, Hell bound, reprobate heathens get it through your thick skulls and into your empty heads that you can't use the tools of the devil to bring about "good" things. You should no more use 3D to promote the gospel, which correct me if I'm wrong, was never around during the days of John the Baptist, than you should use a pitchfork, the devil's favorite tool for lifting and gathering hay, on your farm. Godly people stick to the original authorized KJV in glorious 2-D--now there is some contraversy as to whether we should highlight Jesus' sayings in red or leave them in the original black and white, but I will leave that debate to the scholars--just as good farmers use spades for their hay lifting and gathering needs.

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Do you know images doesn't actually get out the screen, right? Is just an effect to made films more attractive and exciting, it has nothing to do with the Devil

Look, even the Bible is getting benefit from the 3D advances

Probably the NIV, or some catholic (per)version. I have a hard time believing that they'd do this to the KJV1611.

Anyway, why does it need to be read in "3-D"? That seems down right foolish. Are the words supposed to "jump out of the page" at you?

That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Unless of course it's to introduce demons.
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Probably the NIV, or some catholic (per)version. I have a hard time believing that they'd do this to the KJV1611.

Anyway, why does it need to be read in "3-D"? That seems down right foolish. Are the words supposed to "jump out of the page" at you?

That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Unless of course it's to introduce demons.
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Why you see demons everywhere? Not everything in the world have to do with God or Devil, I'm starting to worry about you, really
What? Of course everything has to do with God.

What are those perverted priests teaching you?

And again, why would the Bible need to be in 3-D? Other than to give people headaches so they can't read it.
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What? Of course everything has to do with God.

What are those perverted priests teaching you?

And again, why would the Bible need to be in 3-D? Other than to give people headaches so they can't read it.
Nothing, I don't have priests teaching me, I have professors in my college
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Further evidence. Never watch a porno on a 3D TV! Never!

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Very frightening indeed. I have long suspected that Latin was the language of the devil. This has convinced me. And 3D is creepy!
So you are telling me the Holy Roman Empire and The Bible use the demonic lenguage?... oh by tge way. Latin is the root of English and Greek. Are you a TRUE believer?
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So you are telling me the Holy Roman Empire and The Bible use the demonic lenguage?... oh by tge way. Latin is the root of English and Greek. Are you a TRUE believer?
Latin is used by the Pope and his child molesting friends

Before criticising maybe you should read a book.

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