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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default Amazing Grace 2.0: The Ex Seed Murderer's Lament

The doc snipped my sack and God gave em back!

I was blessed with a vision soon after the mendin,

of new little squirts- no longer spilt on the dirt,

seed flailing about in my brides supple peach,

lil soldiers of God to add to the flock,

my offspring in utero as I read them the Bible,

may god bless their ears and tack on some years,

Oh god guide this erection in the proper direction

the hole that you seek should be free of all leaks

no burning bush and no 3 days in a fish

I'll close with a praise for being blessed with my brain

that acts as a receiver to fend off the deceiver

Crystal clear is Gods voice as it rings in my head, all the way down the halls straight into my balls,
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