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Old 10-19-2013, 09:12 PM
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There was a clear sign to Christian Congressman and any remaining Godly Republicans that God is not pleased with raising the dept ceiling and ending the government shutdown. Obama must be stopped in his plan to destroy America and shutting down the government is our only option - there is a reason for the expression "starve the beast", and that's 666. The Holy Spirit is clearly talking through Dianne Reidy.

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House Stenographer Speaks Out On Religious Rant: 'The Holy Spirit Has Been Waking Me Up'

As the House of Representatives voted Wednesday night to reopen the federal government and lift the debt ceiling, stenographer Dianne Reidy caused a stir by shouting about God and Freemasons as she was forcibly removed from the floor.

“The House is divided," she yelled. “This is not one nation under God — it never was!”

On Thursday, Reidy reached out to Fox News producer Chad Pergram to explain her outburst.

Fox's Greta Van Susteren posted the email from Reidy on her Gretawire blog:

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“For the past 2 and 1/2 weeks, the Holy Spirit has been waking me up in the middle of the night and preparing me (through my reluctance and doubt) to deliver a message in the House Chamber. That is what I did last night”
Earlier Thursday, Reidy's husband Dan spoke to the New York Post about the incident, telling the paper his wife had been losing sleep since the shutdown began on October 1.

“Two weeks, waking up in the middle of the night. She’s like, I can’t sleep, God’s got me in the work,” he said. "God was preparing her for this vote last night, because this was kind of the culmination of everything."

Dan Reidy, who described himself to the Post as a Pentecostal Christian, said his wife was taken to a hospital and was evaluated by a psychologist before her release.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4119039.html
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That is what the floor of Congress is for: to deliver messages from the Holy Spirit, and the King James Bible, and force them on the rest of the country through heavily armed executive agents. If we spent more time communing with the Holy Spirit, and less time trying to prevent the poor from dying of curable diseases in the streets, maybe God would throw us a bone.

Until we stop trying to make health care affordable, and accessible to people with preexisting conditions, God is going to continue to punish this nation with high taxes and AIDS.

It is not my fault that the poor refuse to pray for money, and the sick refuse to pray for healing. Responsibility for misfortune should be placed squarely on the people who suffer it. The poor need to be punished with debilitating diseases and higher taxes for their rebellion against God! How else are they supposed to learn the art of prayer?
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The Holy Spirit used to wake me up at night, too. Mostly He told me to order pizzas from an all night place nearby. I never did figure out why that was so important to Him, but, when the Holy Spirit brings you a calling, you answer it.

On the whole, I'm glad I got the pizza call rather than the House of Representatives call or the bear the Son of God call.
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That is what the floor of Congress is for: to deliver messages from the Holy Spirit, and the King James Bible, and force them on the rest of the country through heavily armed executive agents. If we spent more time communing with the Holy Spirit, and less time trying to prevent the poor from dying of curable diseases in the streets, maybe God would throw us a bone.
Amen, Brother BB! Really, I don't know why our so-called "legislators" waste so much time talking and debating, since they never read the bills that my company's lobbyists write for them. All we expect from Congress is to rubber stamp it so they can collect their campaign contributions. But I guess some of them want to put on a show for the CSPAN cameras.

Anyway, speaking of the Holy Spirit, I've been thinking that he could be pretty damn useful when my company has to start offering Obamacare plans to the few employees we got in America who aren't prison laborers. You know, the only reason why health care is so expensive in the USA is because people want to see doctors and nurses. But really, Americans could save a bundle if they just put more faith in the Holy Spirit.

In fact, that's already happening. We've decided that starting next month, we're gonna cover all our non-prisoner staff with a health care plan offered by this gentleman:


The doctor is in

As for the vast majority of our employees, we've already got a well established health care plan that eliminates bureaucracy and relies on individual responsibility. I'm pleased to say that participation rates are very high even without Obamacare. In fact, it's so popular that the prison guards usually join in.


Our employee health care plan provides medication
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I think it's important to note the deception with which the devil will dupe the unsaved by masking the Work of the Holy Spirit and confusing people to think there's a mental health issue. The two are very, very different, even if they are virtually identical to the unsaved. Consider the explanation offered by an ordained Minister of God (:41):



"It was not a mental episode. What she was doing is known as an exercise of the gifts of the Spirit (1 Corinthians 12:1-11), where she brought a warning and a message from God."
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I wonder if Todd Bentley's wife is named Pebbles?



If Landover should happen to book Mr. Bentley for a healing service, I hope I can be given a special visa to enter Freehold for the night. A Bam Bam Baptism service sounds like a refreshing idea for men's night.
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