Cairns, inukshuks, weird piles of stones: What Would Jesus Do? -
07-07-2016, 07:36 PM
Sometimes in the woods I find rocks piled into weird shapes. Are they a noble assertion of Man's dominion over nature? Pagan idols that God commands us to destroy? Good busywork for people who don't know how to relax? Or just another form of vandalism, proof that we can't so much as hunt a lost golfball without encountering inner-city values? Or free entertainment for me, when I kick them down?
Re: Cairns, inukshuks, weird piles of stones: What Would Jesus Do? -
07-07-2016, 07:48 PM
I don't like them. Hours after I've walked away from one, I find myself wondering if it's fallen down yet. They're creepy, the way they are just balanced like that. You don't know if some Jabroni piled them up just a half an hour ago, of if it sat like that for some number of years, defying wind and storms like they've got something to prove. They're not right I tell you. I don't like them. I don't even like thinking about them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.