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Old 02-03-2013, 05:05 PM
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Yesterday I went to a Taco Bell. I didn't actually buy anything, I was just there to use the toilet. Oops, I missed.

There are a thousand and one ways you can helpfully remind illegals and their spawn to self-deport. Maybe you're driving along, and there's a nice puddle right next to them. Hey, they're already brown, who will notice a bit of mud on them?

Of course, don't self-incriminate, or recommend anything beyond Tough Love™. After all, our goal is a loving one, to make them realize sooner that they'll be better off as law abiding Mexicans than as criminal invaders. Or, if they were born here, to provide incentive to Mexican parents.

Oops, my golf swing needs some work. Must be the 3rd Mexican gardener or caddy I've hit this week...
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Mr. Thurmond, this is so funny. I can just see a mud puddle splashing all over an immigrant, and no one would notice the difference.

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If God has placed you in stewardship of a business, don't let your customers press 1 for English or dos para español. If they want to speak to you, they will have to speak like you. Don't use the excuse that you're catering to the demand of the market; in a genuinely free-market, deregulated, laissez-faire economy, people are not free to do whatever ridiculous thing their customers want.
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If God has placed you in stewardship of a business, don't let your customers press 1 for English or dos para español. If they want to speak to you, they will have to speak like you. Don't use the excuse that you're catering to the demand of the market; in a genuinely free-market, deregulated, laissez-faire economy, people are not free to do whatever ridiculous thing their customers want.
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If you go into a Mexican store, do they speak English for you? Why are they allowed to discriminate against white people? Whereas just asking them to speak, is somehow "racist".
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Amen Pastor

If you go into a Mexican store, do they speak English for you? Why are they allowed to discriminate against white people? Whereas just asking them to speak, is somehow "racist".

Learn english is not something easy for much people, in fact learn any other language is a challenge. I don't think don't know certain language must be racism against people who can talk it, is just something they don't know and that's all

By the way, not all the latin americans are mexicans, you should know there are lots of another countries in all the other parts of America



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1. Those rivers don't make any sense. Rivers flow towards the sea according to the theory of intelligent falling.

2. What's with the blue states and red states in Mexico? Are you trying to trick us into thinking that some Mexicans vote republican? We aren't stupid.

3. Argentina includes the Malvinas, which were stolen by the British LOOTERS. Your map whitewashes their crime.
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What would Jesus say here?

A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
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What would Jesus say here?

A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
But it DOESN'T say, "Come unto the USA and THEY will give you rest", does it?

Nobody's denying these people access to Jesus, they can just do it at home, is Mr. Thurmond's point.
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But it DOESN'T say, "Come unto the USA and THEY will give you rest", does it?

Nobody's denying these people access to Jesus, they can just do it at home, is Mr. Thurmond's point.

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What would Jesus say here?

A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
Let them go back to their own country then and in peace, there to seek rest through Jesus.

Also let them leave us in peace, that we may use our charity tax dollars to feed, wash, house and clothe Democrats, not those who come here illegally.
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