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Old 03-08-2013, 05:37 PM
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:03 PM
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist!

Happy birthday, young fellow!
You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.

I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Happy birthday, young fellow!
You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.

I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
Happy birthday Godly Mr RP.

God surely is a genius, I will be in Vegas on two of those days. I would be sure to help you celebrate (once the girls are finished oestrogenising the place up with their woman's dirty stink).

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Old 03-08-2013, 06:40 PM
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A most Blessed Birthday, Redeemed Papist!
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:45 PM
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:48 PM
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Blessed Birthday indeed. I am so glad you are not a hellbound papist anymore
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:29 PM
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Best wishes from me, too!
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What a crazy coincidence: I will also be in Las Vegas during the days in question! Mr Hutchins, I hope those nieces of yours don't mind cooking for large groups of hungry men!
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