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Old 03-01-2013, 12:13 PM
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Hi, I am new man here, from Sydney Australia. Novatian is a character I read about in a Novel called Catch the Fire.

I was looking up IQ facts and found a thread here I wanted to post in.

And I want to perform some good idealist deeds and I am looking for friends.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:27 PM
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What is the most poignant verse in the KJV and has has it molded your every day life?

How many living sons have you birthed for Jesus?
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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KJV, Romans 5:5

There is salvation and repentance and there is growth and revival.

I am humble, I have approached people to ask them to acknowledge their sins and turn to Jesus, and have been shy as well, too much.

I have been more involved in the more Holy Spirit and more love side of faith. In there, still humble, in prayer, I saw a lady receive love, and saw another lady touched by God to be led by the Spirit through God's word.

I have explained and defended the faith amidst neo-pagans and muslims. And invited atheists to thought in a science forum. I have made mistakes. I have made points.

My hope is my mum and brothers will receive Christ. And my cousins. And Patrimony. I am looking at Bible College options and mission fields, but had a rough upbringing and need freedom myself first.

I think I was a benefit to my late Nanna's salvation.
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:41 PM
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Friend, was my question too difficult, would smaller words of helped?
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:31 PM
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KJV, Romans 5:5

There is salvation and repentance and there is growth and revival.

I am humble, I have approached people to ask them to acknowledge their sins and turn to Jesus, and have been shy as well, too much.

I have been more involved in the more Holy Spirit and more love side of faith. In there, still humble, in prayer, I saw a lady receive love, and saw another lady touched by God to be led by the Spirit through God's word.

I have explained and defended the faith amidst neo-pagans and muslims. And invited atheists to thought in a science forum. I have made mistakes. I have made points.

My hope is my mum and brothers will receive Christ. And my cousins. And Patrimony. I am looking at Bible College options and mission fields, but had a rough upbringing and need freedom myself first.

I think I was a benefit to my late Nanna's salvation.
Hello Friend,

Your words appear to be American, but in context they read as gibberish. Is this Australian-speak? Or are you drunk on Fosters....Either way, perhaps you can answer Brother Hutchins questions better when you sober up.

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KJV, Romans 5:5

There is salvation and repentance and there is growth and revival.
And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us.

Not sure which (per)version you're using, but it's not the Authorized KJV Bible.

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I am humble, I have approached people to ask them to acknowledge their sins and turn to Jesus, and have been shy as well, too much.

I have been more involved in the more Holy Spirit and more love side of faith. In there, still humble, in prayer, I saw a lady receive love, and saw another lady touched by God to be led by the Spirit through God's word.
Oh, are you another one of those hippie "God loves everyone" people?

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I have explained and defended the faith amidst neo-pagans and muslims. And invited atheists to thought in a science forum. I have made mistakes. I have made points.
Why aren't you letting the Holy Spirit work through you? That way you don't make any mistakes.

Luke 12:11-12 And when they bring you unto the synagogues, and unto magistrates, and powers, take ye no thought how or what thing ye shall answer, or what ye shall say: For the Holy Ghost shall teach you in the same hour what ye ought to say.

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My hope is my mum and brothers will receive Christ. And my cousins. And Patrimony. I am looking at Bible College options and mission fields, but had a rough upbringing and need freedom myself first.

I think I was a benefit to my late Nanna's salvation.
Well that's nice, although I really need to know what "bible" you aussies are reading from, because it's way off.

Anyway, what church do you attend?

How did you come to find Jesus?

Those were the two main questions you missed in your introduction.
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:21 PM
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Romans 5:5-6
Rom 5:5 And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us.
Rom 5:6 For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly.

I believe God loves the ungodly.

What does this site advocate. I arrived here looking to help with the issue of religion and IQ. The forum looked good for service.

These verses appeal to me to form my practice as a Christian, love is the main thing, to receive love is a grace and salvation is by faith and grace. Love, I want this to change my heart.

I was ungodly as a teen, raised badly. I turned to Jesus thinking I was going to die from medication side effects. I repented. My dad was praying for me in the Pentecostal sphere and his pastor maybe too.

My Catholic family also prayed for me.

I got lost in Catholicism after repenting, and standing with a clear conscience for some weeks. After ten years and many preaching in which I learned I needed to be born again, and as a man who had trouble opening his heart, with further prayer I was born again. Received the Holy Spirit.

My attempts to convert people didn't work. I have never seen someone become converted because of me.

I was taught The Way of the Master 101 evangelism method. But I am rewriting it for myself and some others.
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What does this site advocate.
Why, to know and serve the LORD, of course.

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I now attend "C3" Church. Or "Christian City Church."

I visit Hillsong, and Foursquare, and the Catholic Charismatic Renewal, and Vineyard and Catch the Fire and Dayspring and like Global Awakening.
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I now attend "C3" Church. Or "Christian City Church."

I visit Hillsong, and Foursquare, and the Catholic Charismatic Renewal, and Vineyard and Catch the Fire and Dayspring and like Global Awakening.
All false churches, but then I'm not surprised. That godless rock called Austria is inhabited by naked drooling abos and convicted murderers and rapists. You've even got a town named after one of God's biggest enemies: Darwin. I don't believed that there is one single Saved® soul in your "country."

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God clearly does not love those who refuse to accept Jesus because He burns them forever in Hell. What ridiculous cherry picking. Unless you mean He loves the ungodly by giving them the chance to follow Jesus by telling the whole world of Jesus so they can choose to go to Heaven. That's love, friend, not your silly wishy washy letting people burn forever just so you don't upset them with the good news that God doesn't have to burn them unless they want to burn.
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False Christians can't even get the simple stuff right.

Oh and are we sure this isn't the lesbian lover of that "praisesatanwithcymbals"? They seem to hang in the same crowds.

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Aboriginals are much underprivileged people here, and yet we try to help them. Giving them better rights, Abstudy, land rights...

Some aboriginals are classy, and some great athletes, some act...

My local GP is a Maori, so she matriculated.

I see fault in Charles Darwin too. I don't hate him, but he commented on how aboriginals were the most human like species he had ever encountered. A shocker. His open mind fell away from a proper sense of human rights and civil care. Thank God we don't think they are animals in our constitutions! We have things in common there.

In the 70s, a former Nazi soldier came hunting in Australia, and was hunting aboriginals. Hate that.

Also our maverick police cause too many deaths in custody.

Over here, we have centre left and centre right politics, and the left have a name for special regards for Aboriginals in need of social services. And someone calling them "abos" in politics may be asked to resign.

Ezekiel, you have an amazing IQ and are handsome and look just like one of my pastors' sons.

I am also part Indian would you believe? From WW2 events. I wish in America there was more good will in the history of contact with the indigenous people. And respect for their nobility and potential to convert to Christ. And the colonists came from such waring cultures sometimes, and such darkness in Europe, burnings at the stake in the name of our Holy God. Industrial war, gods of war... 5000 years of mass contact between China, India, the middle east, Africa, Europe, the culture build, war sophistication, disease then contact with stone age Native Americans. It was unfair.
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Perhaps if you put down the bottle of fermented marsupial urine for five minutes, you might be able to control your homogay urges and focus on Scripture.

Leviticus 18:22
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Perhaps if you put down the bottle of fermented marsupial urine for five minutes, you might be able to control your homogay urges and focus on Scripture.

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What does mating have to do with it, you pervert? Keep your mind out of the gutter and try to stop dwelling on gay marsupial sex acts for a few seconds, and concentrate on the Truth™ being spoken to you, sinner.
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