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Old 10-12-2006, 06:27 AM
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As for me, sorry, but I don't cheat.
Enough for all my cousins you say? Well, then, maybe I could introduce you to a couple more
Whereabouts in Australia do you live?
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:01 AM
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Whoa! Stay away from my cousins!
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:06 PM
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Whoa! Stay away from my cousins!
I'm not sure that it's your cousins that he is after. It is most likely to be your husband that Fish is interested in, I'm afraid. His unnatural and perverted nature has made itself manifest on a number of occasions.
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:38 PM
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you are dirty communist who eat dog and kill girl baby. I am rather be fat dumb american over chinese any day. plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.
Be silent capatalist imperialist want to be amerkan eater of own muck running dog. japanease are cheats at football and use hands instead of feet. that way they win by cheeting but not real win because China better team and dont cheet.

China have bomb. korea have bomb. We finish job amerkans didn't do properly poof go japan. you just laughed at person att landover you go okay.
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:45 PM
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PRAISE! for the first time I agree with the lil yella guy.

One gook is enough. We don't need a cocky, smart mouth female gook telling us how it is. Doesn't she know her place? I wonder if her husband knows she is on his computer.
Be silent fat ass. nobody care waht fat ass amerkan women think. fat ass amerkan bitch have brains in boobs.
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PRAISE! for the first time I agree with the lil yella guy.

One gook is enough. We don't need a cocky, smart mouth female gook telling us how it is. Doesn't she know her place? I wonder if her husband knows she is on his computer.
be silent fat ass. nobody care what fatass merkan women think. have brians in bboobs. I am no woman i man.
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:52 PM
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I still want to know if this Wu Ling has anything to do with 'Wu Lins'....if so I have a bone to pick with him
I tell you already. Pastar right to times. silly woman go yap yap yap yap yap don't listen. silly woman should open mouth less listen more. Maybe learn something. Or maybe not because no brain.

i tell you in other thread Wu Ling not hafve reastarant. I explain how cat should be made t oeat.

throw live cat in boiling water until it nearly stop struggle. then in cold water then skin while still a bit alive. chop up and serve. must be done this way.
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Phhhhht, you are trying to be a knock off of Hitoshi
I do not understand. you mock me because I am foreighner. japanese are cheets.
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Old 10-27-2006, 12:00 AM
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I do not understand. you mock me because I am foreighner. japanese are cheets.
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:28 AM
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I tell you already. Pastar right to times. silly woman go yap yap yap yap yap don't listen. silly woman should open mouth less listen more. Maybe learn something. Or maybe not because no brain.

i tell you in other thread Wu Ling not hafve reastarant. I explain how cat should be made t oeat.

throw live cat in boiling water until it nearly stop struggle. then in cold water then skin while still a bit alive. chop up and serve. must be done this way.
Yes, Pastors ARE right. And I am right this time too. Unless you want to end up on your little yellow knees sexually servicing japs like hiroshu for eternity in a lake of fire, I suggest that you get Jesus. That means showing respect for Jesus and ALL True Christians™ by learning to speak God's preferred language, AMERICAN.

Also you'll need to sell everything you own and send your Love offering in to LBC using the Paypal button below. And none of that demonic fake chink money, so plan on sending gold bullion.

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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.

I have a question, if you don't mind. Is it true that Japanese female genitalia is horizontal, not vertical?
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:42 PM
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I have a question, if you don't mind. Is it true that Japanese female genitalia is horizontal, not vertical?
I heard that too, pastor Gargalo. I believe Japanese ScIeNtist tried to blame sushi and evilution but they know the truth. and the truth God.
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I heard that too, pastor Gargalo. I believe Japanese ScIeNtist tried to blame sushi and evilution but they know the truth. and the truth God.
There's something ODD about your posting I can't quite put my finger on...are you a Jap trying to find Christ?
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There's something ODD about your posting I can't quite put my finger on...are you a Jap trying to find Christ?
Brother Temperance, I Believe the only thing this one is looking for is a few more "rounds" at the "sushi" bar

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Old 10-28-2006, 02:18 PM
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There's something ODD about your posting I can't quite put my finger on...are you a Jap trying to find Christ?
No, I am a white man who had been raised in the catholic pseudochristianity but has decided to find real Jesus and a real church.

And I hate sushi. What I like is a godly beef steak that my wife serves me after a hard day at work.
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Hmmmm, perhaps you have (Christian-style) talent after all. Come a little closer, Brother....

Okay, then: Merry Christmas!!!

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And I hate sushi. What I like is a godly beef steak that my wife serves me after a hard day at work.
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I have a question, if you don't mind. Is it true that Japanese female genitalia is horizontal, not vertical?
Japanese woman genital is same american only is clean and smell like delicious blue berry muffin. is also have much vitamin and mineral.

many man are for curious about Japanese woman this because they are never get sleep with Japanese woman. Japanese woman is have HONOR and respect for self. only honorable Japanese man is have delicate flower that are Japanese woman. this is big different from rachel van hesling. NO man is need be curious for her. you are just need type rachel van hesling on mapquest for get direction to her genital (is no big secret)
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Japanese woman genital is same american only is clean and smell like delicious blue berry muffin. is also have much vitamin and mineral.
No, that smell is the smell of the soap they use to wash their hands which then proceed to slap you in the face for trying to peer down their skirts, Hitoshi. *snicker*
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