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Old 02-14-2014, 10:01 PM
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The word "hate" is an inappropriate word for you, christians, as it is said that God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
In what reality? Do you think God lovingly created hell so Jesus could send His angels to gather people He does not like and lovingly throw them in hell for eternal torment?


Matthew 13:41-43

41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;

42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

43 Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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When the day comes when you stand infront of the gates and are denied entrance, you will realize how wrongly you have behaved.

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Where the heck is Estonia? I've never heard of it before.
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Where the heck is Estonia? I've never heard of it before.
It's in the mud, and is populated with those Catholics who wear the funny hats, have funny accents, and do nothing all day but steal personal identity online. An engineer wrote of his travels there. You couldn't pay me enough to go there, Daisy Mae.

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Where the heck is Estonia? I've never heard of it before.
Back to the school ***RUSSIAN WORD FOR "PLEASE" REMOVED***.

This forum is a fkin joke and this is just unbelivable how dumb can you people be.

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So all you guys do day to day is posting *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED* about other countrys to the forum?

I think if there would be a such thing as GOD, then GOD would see how stupid you people are ( aka. human trash ) and burned down all your home-s. But sadly there is no such thing as GOD.

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I dont think there is such thing as American language. But I'm Pretty sure there is English. So you dont speak American, you speak English. I live in Estonia and even I know more about your country then you.
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:30 PM
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Where the heck is Estonia? I've never heard of it before.
No wonder you have never heard of it before. It's very insignificant part of Russia, so basically when ever people talk about "commies" this includes these Estonians.
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So all you guys do day to day is posting *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED* about other countrys to the forum?

I think if there would be a such thing as GOD, then GOD would see how stupid you people are ( aka. human trash ) and burned down all your home-s. But sadly there is no such thing as GOD.



I dont think there is such thing as American language. But I'm Pretty sure there is English. So you dont speak American, you speak English. I live in Estonia and even I know more about your country then you.
Can you back any of this up with scripture since you seem to know so much about God?

And God does very much exist.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Now who is the retard?
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You guys are so blind and immature. You literally talk shit about things you don´t know. You have never been here and you make your own conclusions. I really hope, that one day you will face the truth.

I'm out. You can never make a drunk man believe that he is drunk. Same stuff with religion.
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Can you back any of this up with scripture since you seem to know so much about God?

And God does very much exist.

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Now who is the retard?
I think its still you guys. You have no proof whats'o'ever that there is god and im not gonna even argue with you. This topic is not about Is there God or no?

This is about punch of stupid americans posting trash to the Internet about country you never heard, never been before, couldn't point it out at the globus etc.

I sugggest you should step out of country. Buy some plane tickets to Europe and see whats going on here. Estonia is one of the most peaceful places you could live in Europe actually. No wars. No daily news about shooting, killing, bank haists etc. Very rare. Lived here 22 years and never seen skinheads who would scream NAZI NAZI NAZI.

You DumbMotherpiffleer,

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You guys are so blind and immature. You literally talk shit about things blah blah blah, drivel, squeek, snort, blah blah blah.
Strong language is never welcome.
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So all you guys do day to day is posting *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED* about other countrys to the forum?

I think if there would be a such thing as GOD, then GOD would see how stupid you people are ( aka. human trash ) and burned down all your home-s. But sadly there is no such thing as GOD.



I dont think there is such thing as American language. But I'm Pretty sure there is English. So you dont speak American, you speak English. I live in Estonia and even I know more about your country then you.
You talk pretty good American for a gook. Have you been here?

You do have the habit of promiscuously capitalizing random letters, in the manner of the Nigerians. Are you a Negroe?

Also, from what I have seen, people in the Estonia part of Russia talk nasty a lot. Do you all talk like that?
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Strong language is never welcome.
See, you´re so immature. You´re acting like a child. See, estonian people came here to prove that it isn´t so. You are hearing everything from our point of view. You are not even appreciating it. All you do is flaming the country you have never been.
That's the big fault of religion. Every religion claims to be the one and only and people that are in it are 100% sure, that everything they hear or read is true. You believe in stuff that you have never seen, god for example. You are really easily influenced people.

You don´t even appreciate that foreigners like us, with poor english are putting much effort to make it clear how it really is. We don´t want to insult you and your country, all we want is that you stop doing this to us. Every statement you made about Estonia were false. Don´t judge without actually knowing the problem..


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Friend, I doubt any decent people actually want to get into Estonia. I suspect, most are trying to be out of that Hello Hole.
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Are there any sober Estonians?
Honestly? I don´t drink alcohol.

I am a stundent and I am studing law. My comperative international law teacher is an american man from Montana. He had been in Estonia for 4 months. He says that he enjoys Estonia and one time he even admitted that he is not proud to be american, because of its politics and government. As he says, everything is about the money and oil in the US.
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I really enjoyed this topic, it seems even better than Juur and Kivirähk combined. Thank You very much for letting me to see light of Jesus!
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Honestly? I don´t drink alcohol.

I am a stundent and I am studing law. My comperative international law teacher is an american man from Montana. He had been in Estonia for 4 months. He says that he enjoys Estonia and one time he even admitted that he is not proud to be american, because of its politics and government. As he says, everything is about the money and oil in the US.
I am sure that the appropriate authorities have been made aware of this professor's treasonous activities. Luckily for him, he is an America hating lawyer and that is not as dangerous a stance as it used to be. The Democrats are running America just now, as we have somehow angered the Lord and He sent Democrat lawyers to run everything. I doubt they will assassinate a communist lawyer from Montana, because they are all on the same team.

Your country must be in some kind of serious retarded state to have to import godless lawyers from America to teach you about law. Anyway, there are too many lawyers, Democrats and otherwise. I advise you to seek honest work.
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The statement, that God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century, literally made me speechless. Excuse me, I don´t want to insult anybody, BUT, I am really frustrated.
But not any Americans, not a single one. There is a long list of the countries where the victims came from, including not only Godless Swedes and Estonians, but also Godless Russians, Finns, Danes, Norwegians, French, Dutch, Germans, Brits and Canadians, but not any Americans. In a maritime "disaster" with that many victims, don't you think it would be logical that at least some Americans would die? But they didn't, cause they were spared by God. Isn't this enough proof for the fact that God does indeed love America?
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The estonians are nazis.

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