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Old 05-12-2014, 09:35 PM
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You actually can't inject weed, and it's never killed anyone of overdose ever. And what this women is describing is medically impossible.
Did you not read what Forum Member William said?

Marajuani turned him gay!

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Did you not read what Forum Member William said?

Marajuani turned him gay!
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No, he said weed shrunk his penis. Again, medically impossible. And then he had "no choice" but to engage in homosexual sex. How can a plant render your free will inoperable??
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:42 PM
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No, he said weed shrunk his penis. Again, medically impossible. And then he had "no choice" but to engage in homosexual sex. How can a plant render your free will inoperable??
Please show how this is medically impossible. When the gaywise looks at a woman their penile member shrivels: I thought that was obvious.

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Old 05-12-2014, 10:01 PM
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Smoking marijuana can, in some cases, restrict bloodflow to the penis when erect, so, if erect at the time of the hit, a penis can be up to a third of an inch shorter.
In no case would it "shrivel up", and this still doesn't address the issue of the plant taking away his free will....
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Old 05-13-2014, 02:02 AM
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Smoking marijuana can, in some cases, restrict bloodflow to the penis when erect, so, if erect at the time of the hit, a penis can be up to a third of an inch shorter.
In no case would it "shrivel up", and this still doesn't address the issue of the plant taking away his free will....
So you admit you lied previously when you said it couldn't happen.

Please tell us which of your other "reassurances" are lies too.

Maybe if you weren't so militant and agenda-driven you wouldn't have to lie all the time to defend your way of life. I suggest you seek God in your life and leave the dishonesty behind you.
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You actually can't inject weed, and it's never killed anyone of overdose ever. And what this women is describing is medically impossible.
Exactly, I personally don't do drugs but no one has actually died. The "Christians" on this website are all dumb. Also, when the rapture comes that would be great, because I don't have to deal with all these, faggoty, piffle-head, queers.
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I personally don't do drugs but no one has actually died.
You're saying that no one who has ever done drugs has died? Maybe I should start taking them. I want to live forever.
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Those pictures look questionable, I smoke weed and I look like hell.
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Those pictures look questionable, I smoke weed and I look like hell.
Unsupported assertions are not evidence.
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No your taking my words out of context. No one has ever died because of weed. And yes you should start taking drug (I want you to die).
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Ohh nooo i will Die, ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***. I go ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.

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...I want you to die...
Now this is what the world needs more of!!






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How can america even think about legalizing this ? Must be money !!!
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How can america even think about legalizing this ? Must be money !!!
You can bet that big jewery is behind it.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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It will be fun when one of you will desperately need oppiaceus to face an ilness of some sort and you'll freak out because you think you'll turn gay.

P.s. in the Netherlands, where Marijuana is legal and a recreative, noone has yet to die for it. And it doesn't turn you gay y'know.

Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
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It will be fun when one of you will desperately need oppiaceus to face an ilness of some sort and you'll freak out because you think you'll turn gay.

P.s. in the Netherlands, where Marijuana is legal and a recreative, noone has yet to die for it. And it doesn't turn you gay y'know.

Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
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No one has ever died because of weed. And yes you should start taking drug (I want you to die).
If you can't see the contradiction here, I don't even want to talk to you.
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Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
Can you back this up with scripture?
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Hi, my name is Johnny. I am a 19 year old sinner. Drug user. Fornicator. I commit and indulge in adult acts like drinking (ps the blood of Christ will get you smashed if you funnel it) Smoking pot, mmasturbation, piercing and inking my flesh. Dying my hair. And I convert people to think for themselves and not what a higher power might tell them.

Im not here to apologize for any of my actions. I have nothing to feel sorry about. Ive smoked pot for 5 years. Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts. My girlfriend can attest to this. A better world would be a world without religon. Where people can think and do for themselves. Not having to worry about being judged by some invisable hippy in the sky who probably smells like rotting flesh and afish concert.

If there is a god and a heaven. When i die. Ill wait in line until i get to the gates. Ill stand there right in front of saint peter. And before he can even see if ive done more good or bad in his book. Ill light up a joimt and blow it in his face. Hopefully ill have enough time to whip my Johnson out to piss on his podium before falling to hell. Ill gladly go to hell. Ive enjoyed the things I do/have done/will continue to do (theres no stopping me) because it doesnt hurt anyone. And it sure as hell doesnt hurt me. And if God is going to damn people for being who thy are and doing what they WANT to do instead of damning them for not following an old ass dusty book written millions of years ago. Then id call God, Jesus, and all of his apostles a bunch of Cock-munching sissy-ass bitches. And id swan dive to hell. Id rather play pool in Hell with Kurt Cobain and his half-face anyway while Bob Marley amd Jimmy Hendrix rolls up a blunt.
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Congratulations Johnny, I think you pretty much covered all of these. Enjoy HELL!!

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10)t
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8)
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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