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Old 07-04-2013, 04:18 PM
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okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that.
Let's change the words a tiny bit and see if you still agree...

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okay you think sacrificing children is satanic... But Please dont try to ban sacrifice of children becouse its fun! You dont like it dont sacrifice children. Simple As that.
You won't take my child.

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okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that. You know the similarity between a insane person and a fundementalist christian? I dont hate you or the insane persons. I just dont wanna be close to you. If you would start talking to me i would say okay...okay and slowly back of.
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Jesus picked an ad carry even if the enemy ap carry tower-dived the baron. Pls report him for intentional feeding. This amount of dore is unaccetable for a ranked game

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Jesus picked an ad carry even if the enemy ap carry tower-dived the baron. Pls report him for intentional feeding. This amount of dore is unaccetable for a ranked game
You are not even making sense. All that anal sex with Disney puppets has destroyed your brain.

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Old 07-05-2013, 05:15 PM
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Although i'm catolic because my parents made that choise for me, I still ask some things about the religion.

For example: The religion says that the earth was created from 6 to 50 thousand years ago (I made a research and there are so many versions). But people, even you, uses fossil fuel, that only can be created through millons of years.

But that's not the point of my post.

1) Taric is not gay. Fans of the game made jokes about him because of its voice and one aspect that you can choose to him. But the history of thr character itself does not contain signs of gay things.

That image of Graves was created by a fan girl of him in a women forum of League of Legends. Graves is the representation of the search of justice by the laws.

2) Magic and Wizzardry. It's impossible, right? Talking in your terms resurrecting dead people is sin and its Satan related. Even walking through the sky and becoming invisible is magic. So... may i suppose that Jesus practices magic? Remember that the bible says he walked over the water, multiplied bread and wyne, and in chapter 24 of Lucas, Jesus ressurected... DISSAPEARS IN FRONT OF 2 OF HIS DISCIPLES. Get my point?

3) The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, a compendium of rights of all people, even your rights, promotes the gender equality. This is a world accepted compendium. Majoritie of the world agrees the equality.

4) It's a fantasy world, not a representation of the reality. So it's ok to not talk about God or Jesus.

5) Yeah, it's a roleplay game. But the mechanics and the history is very different from Diablo. It's not related.

Perhaps you will not give interest to my words, but i tell you that you're all wrong. This is a game. No more, no less. It doesn't insitates the people to perform satanic acts.

Good bye, and if he really exists, God Bless you

PS: By the way, that last image is from another game called DOTA. That company is the real representation of the evil and makes people crazy.
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Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

Is that a reason for a infraction? I'm sorry then. I though this was a free talk forum, but if the infraction explanation is such that thing, then there is no way you can understand mu point of view.
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Although i'm catolic because my parents made that choise for me...
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Did you miss the "Baptist Church Forum" banner at the top of every page? Please show where God (in the Bible) condones free expression.

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Nor do they want to, because "your father is Satan", "demons got your soul", yada yada yada...
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You Christians are such idiots...If you think God hates a computer game and that Taric and Graves are gay you're as blind as religion makes you. I play League of Legends and I enjoy it. Never felt that if there was a God he would hate it. Must suck for you Christians to be centuries back in knowledge and be stuck in such an ignorant mindset.
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You Christians are such idiots...If you think God hates a computer game and that Taric and Graves are gay you're as blind as religion makes you. I play League of Legends and I enjoy it. Never felt that if there was a God he would hate it. Must suck for you Christians to be centuries back in knowledge and be stuck in such an ignorant mindset.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

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I really don't need to read that you fag. If you're trying to denounce every piffleing thing in the world I have a right to freedom of speech to call you piffleing retards. Christianity is utterly flawed if you think Christianity is demoting everyone else in the world because they don't live the ignorant and world-rejecting lifestyle you do. Pastor Ezekiel you can suck your own dick before you tell me what to and what not to say fag.
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I really don't need to read that you fag...Pastor Ezekiel you can suck your own dick before you tell me what to and what not to say fag.
These people have a Holy Book that tells them God considers homosexuals to be abomination, worthy only of quick, painful death. You? What do you have? What do you use to justify your hatred of homosexuals? You'd better have something, or you're just a f***head dimwit H8R.

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Guess what? It is and does. So does every other religion in the world. If they (any religionist) thought someone's religion was right, they'd switch wouldn't they?

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Sure, you do. JUST NOT HERE. Freedom of speech isn't found in the Bible; it's part of the Constitution, which delineates the powers and responsibilities of the government. As this is a privately-owned and -operated website, the Constitution DOES NOT APPLY here.
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I really don't need to read that you fag. If you're trying to denounce every piffleing thing in the world I have a right to freedom of speech to call you piffleing retards. Christianity is utterly flawed if you think Christianity is demoting everyone else in the world because they don't live the ignorant and world-rejecting lifestyle you do. Pastor Ezekiel you can suck your own dick before you tell me what to and what not to say fag.
What a redundant thing to say. I have never met anyone more not gay than Godly Pastor Zeke.

He would no sooner perform oral sodomy on himself than he would any other man

Just where do you get off impugning decent God fearing young men like Pastor Zeke? Is this some new craze the kids are getting into, like huffing and shunting?

Is the world going mad like crazy?

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You think Taric and Graves are gay.
That's the gayest sounding couple I've ever heard of.
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I hope the players suffer the same fate as the disgusting and barbaric muslims.
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This articel is very funny. Not because i don't share the same believe in Jesus as you do, it is funny, because as a player of this game i see how uninformed the author is.
First of all the sexuality of taric is not written anywhere.
Second Graves is not gay at all. This picture is just from a random person. If someone makes a picture of Jesus who looks like a gay perso on this picture, it does not mean, that Jesus is gay.
In addition to that this picture of this game is a different game(DOTA 2).
If the author had informed imself, he would have way stronger arguments. For example that there is a character who spreads the word of gods "the watchers".
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Well,listen here whippersnapper,there is only one watcher the LORD and he watches you play this heretical game of sin! The games obviously contains satanic imagery!
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This articel is very funny. Not because i don't share the same believe in Jesus as you do, it is funny, because as a player of this game i see how uninformed the author is..
You're mistaken, dear. The OP is a True Christian™ man, bought with a price (Jesus' Blood). His body is the temple of the Holy Ghost (1st Corinthians 6:19-20). You're saying his arm, the part of the temple mobilized by the Holy Spirit itself, to compile this warning, wrote a bunch of foolishness, essentially portraying the Holy Spirit as a clown. Why would God do that to Himself? That doesn't make any sense.
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Who is god?

Are you blind or deaf or something? God is everywhere, watching you do everything!

Plus you need to make an introduction in the intro forum.
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If you don't know God, then you're in a world of trouble, friend.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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