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Old 08-05-2013, 03:01 AM
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Are you blind or deaf or something? God is everywhere, watching you do everything!

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Mate I am not blind or deaf and under psalm 8 in the Peter section of the bible, he says to not discriminate against the lame. Plus I am a Corporal in the army so I wouldn't mess with me. Also how does God hide? I haven't seen him watching me... Does he enjoy watching me in my private time? I think that is a bit weird... Please explain more to me about the God person. I came to this website to talk about League of Legends, so maybe you guys should keep on the topic here...
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Mate I am not blind or deaf and under psalm 8 in the Peter section of the bible, he says to not discriminate against the lame. Plus I am a Corporal in the army so I wouldn't mess with me. Also how does God hide? I haven't seen him watching me... Does he enjoy watching me in my private time? I think that is a bit weird... Please explain more to me about the God person. I came to this website to talk about League of Legends, so maybe you guys should keep on the topic here...
This is a Christian forum. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Comic book characters will turn your children queer. Take a look at THIS!
What is wrong with being queer. You yourself love zeke (a male) according to you profile.

League of legends is a game, something used to have fun and pass time. I am sure this issue is not as big as you are making it out to be.

PS: can someone please link me to the Introduction Thread
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:15 AM
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PS: can someone please link me to the Introduction Thread
Look up, genius.
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:16 AM
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What is wrong with being queer. You yourself love zeke (a male) according to you profile.

League of legends is a game, something used to have fun and pass time. I am sure this issue is not as big as you are making it out to be.

PS: can someone please link me to the Introduction Thread
Please, keep it G! you should not question the Purity of our Good Pastor, it is impossible for him to a queermosexual.

please post here

The introduction forum
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What is wrong with being queer. You yourself love zeke (a male) according to you profile.

League of legends is a game, something used to have fun and pass time. I am sure this issue is not as big as you are making it out to be.

PS: can someone please link me to the Introduction Thread
Friend, The bible clearly states man on man action is an abomination

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

For any homer that chooses this fate will surly burn in the pits of hell, being surrounded by satans queer demons.

The introduction thread is here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

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I do, that is why I am here..... genius.
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:53 AM
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I do, that is why I am here..... genius.
Now listen, Nancey, this is a True Christian Forum and I would like to entreat you to take a more civil tone with someone like Pastor Ezekiel whom towers above you. And for the Love of Our Sweet Jesus, introduce yourself

Here The introduction forum I hope that your mother's other children are better than you, because if you're the best she has got, she is a total failure at the one job she had on this Earth

John 16:21 - A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world.

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So I'm not very experienced in this department but as a man of science I have one major question to do with Christianity. That question is: If Satan is a being who wishes to destroy/tortue/harm all of "God's green earth" then why is it that the sinners in this world are sent to him? As punishment? It seems illogical to send someone who has committed a crime to the head of the mafia to 'punish' them. One would think that the sinner would make friends with and help Satan in his quest.

Please, I am genuinely interested in your response.
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Friends, Brother and Sisters, why hate I ask? God does not hate, he loves. Love is a true beauty. I do not believe it was Riot's intention to create a game with the intention to corrupt the minds of our young, but to embrace their experience on this planet. I have been know as one of the most hated Yordles around but I can tell you one thing, hiding behind a keyboard in some brush does not help the team. You're letting everyone around you down instead of spreading the word. My fellow friends, It does not matter how much money you have at the end of this game on mighty Urf, it is all about if you won. You often may want to surrender when you see me on the other team, but there is no time for that. We should try and achieve victory and leave the Tribunal to deal with those who fall. To know what life is all about about you must truly live it. This is why back myself up with a Guardian Angel so I can relive my life and all the fun I have. So summoners next time you join me, make sure to equip clarity so we can navigate these corrupted lands, onward to the nexus and ultimately our time with Phreak.

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Friends, Brother and Sisters, why hate I ask? God does not hate, he loves. Love is a true beauty. blah blah blah blah blah

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Proverbs 6:16-19 :There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

God hate's sinners, He only Loves True Christians, The rest who follow false Gods are abominations.

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Proverbs 6:16-19 :There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

God hate's sinners, He only Loves True Christians, The rest who follow false Gods are abominations.

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I did not understand some of the things Teemo said, but I think he meant God is a lovely person who will forgive and forget if you will come forth and say sorry for you sins.
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I also think this thread is quite incorrect and miss-leading. Riot did not design the game in any way to corrupt children.

There are the actual pictures of Taric and Graves and you can look them up yourselves. The other two were just pictures other artists made.

http://static.zerochan.net/Graves.(L...ll.1200448.jpg

http://absolutelegends.cachefly.net/...1360860168.jpg

I don't think this game is an issue when you look at the wider spectrum of the world.
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So I'm not very experienced in this department but as a man of science I have one major question to do with Christianity. That question is: If Satan is a being who wishes to destroy/tortue/harm all of "God's green earth" then why is it that the sinners in this world are sent to him? As punishment? It seems illogical to send someone who has committed a crime to the head of the mafia to 'punish' them. One would think that the sinner would make friends with and help Satan in his quest.

Please, I am genuinely interested in your response.
Professor, before you start disrupting these good Christian forums, it is customary (and only good manners) to introduce yourself by starting a thread in the Introduction Forum, which you will find here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please note that it says:

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

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God-bless the creator of this thread. You have saved my son from the horrors of this video game. I only learnt he played it yesterday, and am terrified of my son becoming a queer.

Just last month we changed his school because there were too many homosexuals there, it was sickening. Luckily he appears OK, but I shall monitor him.

Why are these games allowed to exist? They promote all forms of heretical activities and corrupt the minds of the young, turning them into mass murdering queers. These games must be stopped for the sake of the children .

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Firstly i must say it is ammusing to watch uneducated people, talk about stuff like this. Secondly i really cannot understand why you people choose to not uncover the truth but be fooled by a book, which was used alot of times ago by and for people who couldnt find it. If satanistic rituals could be done, why doesnt anyone do it, if god existed doing satanistic rituals had no true meaning, because he was ''the greatest''. Why would you bother fearing the devil or satan lucifer, since he is ifnerior to your ''great god''. your children must be as weak minded as you people are, since a simple video game can control their minds, making them do satanistic rituals and also killing people, better go to a psychiatrist. Also i wish to comment on the person who said something like : ''ban this game'' if you were truly a christian, you would do not steal, stealing is taking away objects let it be physical or not, ''joy'' as excitement from playing a game can be taken away, so can love be ''stolen''. secondly i see smileys next to this box, which clearly shows a devil, and a pirate, a pirate is a thief thus, dangerous fo you people. If you see it you get the influence from it right? thats what you people claim. You know, your low pay and bad life is because you refuse to wake up from this dumb dream, youre a pastor for a reason, you think these hardships should be beared to go to heaven? also i wish to see your leader, the god, he must be very weak, if he loses to a lowlife called satan, lucifer i dont know how you call it. But i wish one of you to explain to me where god came from, the process of adam his rib to eve, in clear steps so i can imagine it in my head where the flesh came from how he did it. also the bible says something like this ; warmhearted sameritan, which means help your enemy. this opposes the will of you people denying the other posters their argument against this post, if someone here tells you anything, about something you dont know, and just makes some false accusions, YOU CANT KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IT, for example if i told you my dad eats other humans, and i take a picture from any male person who eats a human you people would believe me, because i provided enough evidence that fitted in the context of my text. also i wish to ask why does the pope decide things and why did they hide the judas gospel? judas did betray jesus, but its no reason to hide his gospel, together with other gospels. also you can find this un true ebcause the bible didnt say this BUT WHO CHOSE THE BIBLE, YES THE POPE IS YOUR POPE A DIRECT MESSANGER BETWEEN YOU AND GOD? if he is, ask him to ask god how to exist without existing. how did god fail raising his angels, to let one become a fallen angel, god is the perfect being right? he with the power to shape the universe losing to his own underling? what is this weird thing, i mean as a higher up you wouldnt lose to your lower underling right? this whole god thing defies all logic. I ASKED QUESTIONS I EXCPECT ANSWERS
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Secondly i really cannot understand why you people choose to not uncover the truth but be fooled by a book, which was used alot of times ago by and for people who couldnt find it.
I think what you're saying is: why do we use an ancient text, that has been proven relevant and True throughout history.

The answer is within the question

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If satanistic rituals could be done, why doesnt anyone do it, if god existed doing satanistic rituals had no true meaning, because he was ''the greatest''.
They can be, are, they do to God, and yes He is.

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Why would you bother fearing the devil or satan lucifer, since he is ifnerior to your ''great god''.
Because he is wily and can lead us astray. Why bother being afraid of spiders, because there is reason to.


Hebrews 2:14 - Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil;

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your children must be as weak minded as you people are, since a simple video game can control their minds, making them do satanistic rituals and also killing people, better go to a psychiatrist.
Your persecution only makes us stronger and more righteous


Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

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Also i wish to comment on the person who said something like : ''ban this game'' if you were truly a christian, you would do not steal, stealing is taking away objects let it be physical or not, ''joy'' as excitement from playing a game can be taken away, so can love be ''stolen''.
That's a bit of a stretch. If God commands us to not do something, it is for our own good, not because he is a thief



Proverbs 3:5-6 - Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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secondly i see smileys next to this box, which clearly shows a devil, and a pirate, a pirate is a thief thus, dangerous fo you people. If you see it you get the influence from it right?
Not really, the smilies are a way to express something without the use of words. For instance I can say Satan all day long, so long as I don't worship him or be fooled by him, I'm in the clear. It's one thing to knowledge something, quite another to let it affect your existence.

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thats what you people claim.
Nope, you should read everything that is said in all the pages, and try to reconcile that with God's will. You are only hurting yourself with this anger against Him.

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You know, your low pay and bad life is because you refuse to wake up from this dumb dream, youre a pastor for a reason, you think these hardships should be beared to go to heaven?
All of our pastors know an abundance of God's Blessings

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also i wish to see your leader, the god, he must be very weak, if he loses to a lowlife called satan, lucifer i dont know how you call it.
God gave us free will. The choice is ours and God always wins

Romans 13:2 - Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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But i wish one of you to explain to me where god came from, the process of adam his rib to eve, in clear steps so i can imagine it in my head where the flesh came from how he did it.
God didn't come from anywhere, he has always existed.

Here is a link to Genesis where you will find a detailed account of creation

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also the bible says something like this ; warmhearted sameritan, which means help your enemy. this opposes the will of you people denying the other posters their argument against this post, if someone here tells you anything, about something you dont know, and just makes some false accusions, YOU CANT KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IT, for example if i told you my dad eats other humans, and i take a picture from any male person who eats a human you people would believe me, because i provided enough evidence that fitted in the context of my text.
This is an incredibly long sentence. People are allowed to have their own [wrong] opinions, as many as they like in fact. There is nothing in The Bible that says we have to agree with them, or even respect their opinions. Just the opposite in fact


1 John 2:4 - He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.


Psalms 58:3 - The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

John 8:43-47

Why do ye not understand my speech? [even] because ye cannot hear my word.
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
And because I tell [you] the truth, ye believe me not.
Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?
He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear [them] not, because ye are not of God.

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also i wish to ask why does the pope decide things and why did they hide the judas gospel?
The pope is a false prophet and one of Satan's sex dolls. Why do the evil do evil? Because they are evil

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YES THE POPE IS YOUR POPE A DIRECT MESSANGER BETWEEN YOU AND GOD?
We are not catholic, I no more see the pope as God's messenger than I do a ham sandwich. Please understand the differences between True Christians™ and pagan scum

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if he is, ask him to ask god how to exist without existing. how did god fail raising his angels, to let one become a fallen angel, god is the perfect being right?
I shall ask the pope nothing, save perhaps if he will enjoy Hell. God is perfect, it's in The Bible, no pope required

Psalms 18:30
As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the Lord is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
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he with the power to shape the universe losing to his own underling? what is this weird thing, i mean as a higher up you wouldnt lose to your lower underling right? this whole god thing defies all logic.
God wins, every time, always

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I ASKED QUESTIONS I EXCPECT ANSWERS
This juvenile attitude is completely uncalled for. All the answers can be found in The Bible. I have provided a few for your convenience.

Now would you care to talk about why you hate God? We can help you get over whatever vile sin is causing you to have a tantrum

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With all this said, league of legends is against Christianity! You are a bad Christian if you fail to realize that league of legends is not something that Jesus would do, if he alive in the modern era.
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