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Old 11-26-2007, 05:02 PM
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but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.
You mean, "cheap tequilla, cheaper women and donations to "reestablish" the Mexican Empire of Aztlan () over New Mexico, Colorado, Texas, Arizona, Utah, California, Oregon and parts of Washington." It's all that the Messican lives for. That, and the chance to live off the AMERICAN taxpayer. And not vote for God's own Republicans.
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:07 PM
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Welcome and Merry Christmas! This very special forum's sole purpose is to make sure our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy birthday. To best serve Jesus, we must fight a war every year against heathens, pagans, homosexuals, and infidels (The latter group also includes all of the false Christians out there, and let me tell you, there are plenty!).

I have added a few threads, which are near and dear to the hearts of all Landovarians, so have at it. Mother Glendora
Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
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Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
Cite your sources, heathen. You don't expect us to just accept the word of a satan worshiper on this, do you?

I say you are a liar, because your father is the father of lies.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:25 AM
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Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
Google the word jew and the top result is a bunch of jew propaganda. Why should the top result for "when was Jesus born" be any different?

And what's so unethical about war?
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:36 AM
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That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

Isn't anything sacred?

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You should have punched him in the face!
It's dangerous to punch Mexicans in the face, because they're all gang members. Of course, if they're really drunk (likely) they probably won't even remember who did it.

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top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm
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top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm
That's a flat-out Jew lie. The top result is this. Quit your Hebrew stunts and get right with Christ.
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YAY FOR WAR
I'll get the cross and nails and we can go murk up those christians medieval style

ami doin this right?

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My wife Delores is a True Christian™ soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.
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My wife Delores is a True Christian™ soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.

Bravo, Brother H! Your wife and her friends are to be commended!

I'm thinking that maybe the next step would be to spray paint "Merry Christmas" on one sides of the cars parked in Kohl's parking lots. Might as well spray paint "Jesus Saves" on the other side, too.

When it comes to the War on Christmas, one has to choose sides. You're either with us (for Christmas, and Jesus!), or against us.

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Obviously the false Christians have gotten it all wrong in a big way.

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Do you think Obama is going to ban Christmas?
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I thought Christmas was all about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ (a glorious event). Why should it marred with Violence and hate.
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I thought Christmas was all about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ (a glorious event). Why should it marred with Violence and hate.
It's not THAT kind of war (yet), you dumb broad. Read this thread from the beginning.
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Do you think Obama is going to ban Christmas?
Good god I hope for damn sure. I started with this post (as I am new to Landover) because I want to join the war on Christmas-- and I won't flee to Canada and/or join with the Unitarians for this conflict. At the very least we should regulate the observance of Xmas to once every four years. I mean...if "once every four years" is good enough for our Olympic athletes and our presidential campaigns, then it should be good enough for the baby Jesus and major department stores. So let's start by restricting the annual gala event to once in four years...and then we can move on from there to eliminate the foolishness altogether.

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Good god I hope for damn sure. I started with this post (as I am new to Landover) because I want to join the war on Christmas-- and I won't flee to Canada and/or join with the Unitarians for this conflict. At the very least we should regulate the observance of Xmas to once every four years. I mean...if "once every four years" is good enough for our Olympic athletes and our presidential campaigns, then it should be good enough for the baby Jesus and major department stores. So let's start by restricting the annual gala event to once in four years...and then we can move on from there to eliminate the foolishness altogether.

Let's keep a tight rein on Rudolph!
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No, I do. But "Christmas" does not = "Jesus" (or "God" or whatever)...and here's what's always bothered me in particular:

1) The date for Easter changes every year...and I know it has to do with the first Sunday after the first Monday after the first full moon after the first Tuesday in February the Catholics eat pancakes-- or some such nonsense like that (I'm not really good with dates).

2) Christmas is always 12/25. It's always 12/25 no matter if the moon is full, half, or new after the first Sunday after the first Monday aftr the Catholics eat the first fruit cake of the season.

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I have to give some over-due credit to those greasy wops for having some respect for baby Jesus at this time of year:
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — A famed fireworks company is pulling out of a holiday boat parade because "Christmas" was dropped from the event's name.

Fireworks by Grucci won't lend its sparkle to Patchogue's Nov. 23 parade — decorated yachts on the Patchogue River — because the organizers have renamed it the Patchogue Holiday Boat Parade. It was the Patchogue Christmas Boat Parade last year, when the Grucci company donated $5,000 worth of fireworks. The company's vice president, Philip Butler, who has criticized the secularization of Christmas in the past, said parade organizers were "using all the themes of Christmas and plagiarizing all those themes."


Organizers in the town on Long Island, near New York City, said the parade has had several names over its roughly 15-year existence. The name was changed again this year after complaints that the use of "Christmas" seemed to make the parade less inclusive. "When I think about fireworks, I don't think about Christmas anyway," Mayor Paul Pontieri said.


The venerable Grucci company is famous for providing spectacular fireworks displays at major national celebrations. It is based in Brookhaven, not far from Patchogue.
We need to find out what rogue fireworks company was finally hired to perform the 'happy holidays' routine so that we can add them to the boycott list. And write a letter to the Godless mayor of that poor town.
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