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Old 12-02-2008, 11:34 PM
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Has anyone noticed how CHRISTmas has turned into a commie fest. Father Christmas (not) dresses in red, Rudolph the RED nosed reindeer, little robin RED breast. We true Christians need to defend the baby Jesus' birthday so that we can all celebrate His birth by singing carols, condemning the unsaved to the fire and making sure the Lord is remembered as ending the curse of the Jew.
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You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
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You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
Why are you even here, demon? This is a Christian forum. Go pee on someone else's cornflakes.

What you monkey-worshipers need to learn is that Jesus always wins. Always.
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You're already losing the war. Christianity is old, on it's way out. might as well get used to it. Next thing you know you'll have an atheist president. And instead of "in god we trust" on our money we'll have a picture of Darwin or Richard Dawkins, and he's not even american. That's going to be great times.
The war for souls for Jesus has been with us for sometime, as long as there is a heathen or an atheist on earth, that war will continue; and remember, Jesus always wins. There may be set backs (Obama) there will be victories (both Bushes) but the end will see Jesus descend to earth and such as you cast into the Fiery Pit.

Anyone smell roasting flesh, sinner?
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The war for souls for Jesus has been with us for sometime, as long as there is a heathen or an atheist on earth, that war will continue; and remember, Jesus always wins. There may be set backs (Obama) there will be victories (both Bushes) but the end will see Jesus descend to earth and such as you cast into the Fiery Pit.[/font][/color]

Anyone smell roasting flesh, sinner?
A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.

hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.

If i smell rotting flesh anywhere it's because of you sick delusional murderers starting another war. but that's ok, you're losing.
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.

hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.

If i smell rotting flesh anywhere it's because of you sick delusional murderers starting another war. but that's ok, you're losing.
Are you trying to tell us you live in Iraq? No wonder you're so angry, I'd be pretty furious if Jesus had cursed me with towelheadism too.
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
That was just a fluke. Soon, we'll be back to beating the brown people into oblivion like normal

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hey what's the difference between jesus and an oil painting? it only takes on nail to hang the painting.
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Are you trying to tell us you live in Iraq? No wonder you're so angry, I'd be pretty furious if Jesus had cursed me with towelheadism too.
Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning.
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Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning.
So, did you finally get running water?
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Same country as you, gullible bible thumper. And I'm not angry at all, It's my side that's winning.
So you're British? That explains a lot.
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
Dear idiot:

Osambo is HALF BLACK.

One can't be "half atheist and half muslim" as each is a religion. Being "half atheist" is like being "half pregnant", you are or you ain't.

I'm guessing you missed all the "No, I'm a Christian, I'm a Christian, honest and truly" business Osambo went through to get himself elected.
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A BLACK half atheist half muslim president at that, who wasn't born in america. Like i said you're losing.
Yes, we have all but lost GWB but, on a certain and non-blasphemous level you must see the parallel of God sending His son, who was rejected by the howling ignorant, atheist mob. His son then temporarily dies and then departs from Earth and Bush Snr. giving his son to the USA and GWB being rejected by a howling mob of communists and atheists and then leaving?

And what do we get in his place? As you point out, a half-breed, godless, Obama.

But, like Christ, the GOP will return and, with God’s help, will install a theocracy, that all citizens might have the best chance of reaching Heaven.

The reign of Obama the anti-christ will be 4 years – enjoy it whilst you can sinner!

Remember, although you think the ideas that have been placed in your head by the lieberal media are true, The Republicans run the country and always will, either behind the scenes or up front on Capitol Hill.
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Well, now i guess he sure isn't white then is he? Just like you being half retarded, you're still retarded, and your ~dog~ hates tards. I didn't care to get into minor details obviously, Atheist mother Muslim father. What does that make him?

Oh what's it matter, he won! And now us Atheists are winning too. You can't possibly believe that useless ugly idiot skank palin is going to win next time, isn't happening mormons! She looks worse than any hooker i ever bought, which by the way was with money you suckers gave me. Thanks for the crack too by the way.

Ok then I'm off to the abortion clinic. This piece of shit grows up It'll only hurt my knuckles from beating it, and i know with all the diseases it has there's no value for it on the black market.
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I'm sure you think yourself clever, but once you're down in hell being anally raped by every demon in hell for all eternity, you won't be feeling quite so smug.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Pastor Ezekiel, do you even know what the bible says about women? You must think i know nothing at all of what's in there.

I'm just an atheist because i want to sin.
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Atheist mother Muslim father. What does that make him?
Those are beliefs. He is whatever he decides to be, and that is antichrist.

Are you a retarded?
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Pastor Ezekiel, do you even know what the bible says about women? You must think i know nothing at all of what's in there.
I don't know if you and Pastor Ezekiel have had some side conversations, but from what I see here, I think you know nothing at all of what's in the Bible.
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And excuse me but i forgot to mention that we all know Obama is not a true christian.
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And excuse me but i forgot to mention that we all know Obama is not a true christian.
No, he's a True Antichrist.

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Those are beliefs. He is whatever he decides to be, and that is antichrist.

Are you a retarded?

I don't know if you and Pastor Ezekiel have had some side conversations, but from what I see here, I think you know nothing at all of what's in the Bible.
Yes I'm retarded. Aren't you original? from what you see i couldn't care less what you think.
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Yes I'm retarded. Aren't you original? from what you see i couldn't care less what you think.
Please demonstrate your Biblical knowledge.

What does the Bible say about women, Miss?
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