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Old 07-11-2013, 09:01 AM
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It's the same reason that the Greek gods existed.
The Greek Gods did not exist.
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So the climate of Earth changing over the course of millions of years is nonsense but an old dude that lives in the sky magically putting water everywhere is?

This book is 2000 piffleing years old people... People wanted to explain stuff. It's the same reason that the Greek gods existed. People want to rationalize things that they don't understand.
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OK; the Greeks gods do not exist, made nothing, cannot—nor do they claim the ability—to deliver perverts, communists and/or Keynesians from eternal damnation.

Jesus promises all this. How do you explain His Spirit present in lives today (but no Zeus)?
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So the climate of Earth changing over the course of millions of years is nonsense but an old dude that lives in the sky magically putting water everywhere is?

This book is 2000 piffleing years old people... People wanted to explain stuff. It's the same reason that the Greek gods existed. People want to rationalize things that they don't understand.
So a god (God) who billions of people beleive in does not exist but Zeus and Appollo (who nobody believes in) does?

Wacko.

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This book is 2000 piffleing years old people...
Yes, it has stood the test of time.

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OK; the Greeks gods do not exist
Sister, actually God was one of the Greek gods (Acts 17:23). The others, of course, are pure fantasies created by pagan savages of limited intellect.
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Yes, it has stood the test of time.



Sister, actually God was one of the Greek gods (Acts 17:23). The others, of course, are pure fantasies created by pagan savages of limited intellect.
ACTS 17:23 For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. KJV
There was an account somewhere about how that "shrine" came to be, a visitor from across the sea? a precaution, is there some god we don't know about but who might be wanting some acknowledgement anyway? but these are not in The Bible and therefore obviously I would not look them up or post them.

As a result I just assumed the "god" Paul referred to, the one they didn't know, was being preached to them for the first time [subject to Pastroal approval]. It definitely wasn't Zeus: they already "knew about" that one due to drinking toadstool juice and seeing spots with the possibibity of drunkenness thrown in and bizarre stimulants imported from Rome.

If one of the Pastors has the story about the unknown god it would be interesting to learn if it's true or just made up.

Thank you Mr Dnow for pointing that out.
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I also don't trust people (e.g., scientists). I do, however, trust God. Why wouldn't I? He knows everything, and He put everything that I need to know in the Holy Bible.

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Whoa, hold on a second!!! You don't trust scientists? Are you really that much of a fool? Then stop going to the doctor when you get sick. Do NOT ever use a cell phone, computer, television, car, microwave, or electric toothbrush. All of these things are possible because of science, you fool. Everything you need to know is in the bible? Seriously? You're out of your idiotic mind. If you're child is drowning, what do you do? Pray? How about perform CPR??? I think that would be the better choice, but that's just me. Does your bible tell you how to perform CPR??? Nope. Then it obviously doesn't tell you everything you need to know. What's your IQ, 14?
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So a god (God) who billions of people beleive in does not exist but Zeus and Appollo (who nobody believes in) does?

Wacko.

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What's wacko is a "doctor" that is educated, that believes there is a mythical magic man in the sky. Have you actually read the bible? It's full of proven lies, exaggerated stories, and of course logical fallacies. I simply don't understand how an intelligent and educated person can have an imaginary friend when there is absolutely no evidence to support these outlandish claims.

Billions of people believe in "your" god? Yes they do. Why? Because some jerk off, many years ago came up with a great marketing plan. Let's lie to the idiots, they will believe us, then we can control them and make them do what we want. Well it worked and you are too blind to see it. Open your eyes man. It's amazing what life is like after you wake up.

If your bible is the way you want to live your life and you believe it is the word of your god, then by all means live that way and see if you don't end up in prison. Remember, you cannot eat pork or shellfish. You cannot wear two different fabrics at the same time. You MUST kill your neighbor if you find him working on Sunday. You must also take your child to the center of town and stone him to death, should he misbehave. You can't pick and choose what is the truth in the bible because if you do, it leaves to question that if you find one lie, then there are more and once you wake up and realize it's ALL lies, you will be free.

17.6 billion animals on a boat? Yeah right. What did they eat? What about refrigeration? What about the termites on that wood boat? Did Noah just find two termites and put them in a jar?

A man makes trillions of gallons of water rise up into the air so he can walk hundreds of miles through mud, caverns, mountains, etc. Was it like looking at a fish tank on both sides? Hmmmm.

A guy lives in the belly of a big fish for 3 days. Yeah right. How did he breathe? What did he eat? Did he just sleep for the 3 days or did he walk around or get some exercise?

The earth is 6000 years old??? Lmao. Yeah right. So what about the dinosaurs? Fossils? Carbon and radiometric dating? Oh yeah, science can't be trusted because it uses logic and reason. We need to trust a 2000 year old book, written by a bunch of men that obviously were not educated as we are today. Yeah, you go ahead and trust that book, I'll put my trust in the brilliant minds that make our medications to cure disease, discover new planets, and invent things to make our lives easier.

If you believe the bible, you are a fool, plain and simple. You obviously have not read it, or you simply don't care about the truth. Religion is evil and you support it. Grow up, stop being afraid of burning for eternity in a place that does not exist, and live your life.
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Greetings Landover Baptist Church!

I started rereading the book of Zephaniah and stumbled upon - rather quickly actually! - the verse:

" "I will completely remove all things From the face of the Earth..." declares the Lord....
"...those who have turned back from following the Lord and those who have not sought the Lord or inquired of Him." "
Zephaniah 1:2-6

I thought it was quite refreshing reading that because it definitely reinforced the fact that God frowns upon atheists, unbelievers, and idolaters. It's also refreshing to know that those who choose to not believe in Him have a very unpleasant surprise awaiting them in the afterlife!

Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you all...Thank you for your time.
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What's wacko is a "doctor" that is educated, that believes there is a mythical magic man in the sky. Have you actually read the Bible?
Yes. God is very clear not to trust physicians.

Physicians lead to plague. What do we see all around? Plague (and trusting to physicians).

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It's full of proven lies
Name one.

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absolutely no evidence
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Consider Darwinism.
Billions of people believe in that "god" Yes they do. Why? Because some jerk off, many years ago came up with a great marketing plan. Let's lie to the idiots, they will believe us, then we can control them and make them do what we want. Well it worked


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If your Bible is the way you want to live your life and you believe it is the word of your God, then by all means live that way and see if you don't end up in prison.
We do. We haven't.


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Remember, you cannot eat pork or shellfish.
Why not?


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You cannot wear two different fabrics at the same time.
We don't


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You MUST kill your neighbor if you find him working on Sunday. You must also take your child to the center of town and stone him to death, should he misbehave.
Scripture please.


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You can't pick and choose what is the truth in the Bible because if you do etc.
You do.


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What about the termites on that wood boat? Did Noah just find two termites and put them in a jar?
Probably.


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A man makes trillions of gallons of water rise up into the air so he can walk hundreds of miles through mud
Source?


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A guy lives in the belly of a big fish for 3 days. Yeah right. How did he breathe? What did he eat?
Humans can survive approx. 60 days without food and a week without water.


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The earth is 6000 years old??? Lmao. Yeah right. So what about the dinosaurs?
are you suggesting that dinosaurs are older than the earth


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I'll put my trust in the brilliant minds that make our medications to cure disease, discover new planets, and invent things to make our lives easier.
Such as AIDS, ebola, junkies, revolution, homosexualist "marriage" + interspecies erotica, communism, skin cancer, herpes, demon possession (through denial of demons) & HELL FOREVER (through denial of Jesus' agony, of His existence at all and through denial of SATAN)


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Jesus disagrees:



PSALM 53:1 (To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
NOTE THE PROVENANCE: ROYAL AUTHORITY, DIVINE APPOINTMENT KJV . look up


You obviously have not read it, or you simply don't care about The Truth.
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You are insane. Seek medical attention immediately before you hurt someone.
Not sure whom you're addressing. Now that your points have been answered it is not necessary to LINK; a simple acknowledgement is all that's required. Perhaps you'd be interested in one of the Bible courses offered by Landover?

Here's a good one.
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Whoa, hold on a second!!! You don't trust scientists? Are you really that much of a fool?
And there are people who claim that Christians are not persecuted anymore.... I'll pray for your soul

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Then stop going to the doctor when you get sick.
I don't need a doctor. God is my Shepard and He provides for me (Psalm 23:1-6).

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Do NOT ever use a cell phone, computer, television, car, microwave, or electric toothbrush. All of these things are possible because of science, you fool.
No, these things were provided by God, who inspired people to make them.

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Everything you need to know is in the bible? Seriously?
Yes.

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You're out of your idiotic mind. If you're child is drowning, what do you do? Pray?
Yes. If it's God's will, He'll save the child.

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How about perform CPR???
It's not mentioned in the Bible.

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I think that would be the better choice, but that's just me.
Well, if your choice is to burn in Hell, go ahead!

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Does your bible tell you how to perform CPR??? Nope. Then it obviously doesn't tell you everything you need to know.
Wrong. Whatever is not in the Bible, God doesn't want us to know.

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What's wacko is a "doctor" that is educated, that believes there is a mythical magic man in the sky. Have you actually read the bible? It's full of proven lies, exaggerated stories, and of course logical fallacies.
God is the ultimate logic, he has no need for your misconceptions
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I simply don't understand how an intelligent and educated person can have an imaginary friend when there is absolutely no evidence to support these outlandish claims.
um... the Bible has all the evidence, maybe you should look at it

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Billions of people believe in "your" god? Yes they do. Why?
Because god love true Christians, how could billions of people be wrong?

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If your bible is the way you want to live your life and you believe it is the word of your god, then by all means live that way
We do, that's why he loves us

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17.6 billion animals on a boat? Yeah right. What did they eat? What about refrigeration? What about the termites on that wood boat? Did Noah just find two termites and put them in a jar?
Have you read the story of the Ark? It was a really BIG boat


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A guy lives in the belly of a big fish for 3 days. Yeah right. How did he breathe? What did he eat? Did he just sleep for the 3 days or did he walk around or get some exercise?
Have you read the story of Jonah? It was a really BIG fish.
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The earth is 6000 years old??? Lmao. Yeah right. So what about the dinosaurs? Fossils? Carbon and radiometric dating?
these are all the work of the devil, perhaps you know him?
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Wrong.

Whichever species died off (didn't survive the Great Flood), it was all part of God's design.
So THAT'S what happened to all the unicorns...

Because no species has gone extinct since Noah's Ark.
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OK; the Greeks gods do not exist, made nothing, cannot—nor do they claim the ability—to deliver perverts, communists and/or Keynesians from eternal damnation.

Jesus promises all this. How do you explain His Spirit present in lives today (but no Zeus)?
Maybe not Greek, but Norse Gods most definitely.

Jesus promised to rid the world of wicked people, Odin promised to rid the world of Ice Giants...

I don't see any Ice Giants walking around.
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...I don't see any Ice Giants walking around.
Anyone who declares that something doesn't exist because he/she has never seen it is an idiot.

Idiot.
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Anyone who declares that something doesn't exist because he/she has never seen it is an idiot.

Idiot.
Did you read the rest of my post?

It was implied that there are no Ice Giants walking around because Odin killed them all.

Idiot.
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