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Old 12-25-2013, 08:49 AM
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Default Tacit admission that "microbes" don't exist

In science class they like to tell you all about tiny little critters that live off of us and kill us such as germs, atoms, "molecules," etc.

Turns out, this was a scam all along, created in order to make you waste money on expensive soap:

http://content.time.com/time/magazin...00.html?pcd=hp

You see, the soap-making market is already saturated, therefore a bunch of slick-talking joos got together and decided to up their profit margin by making their soap "anti-bacterial."

Clearly, since we now know that this soap doesn't do anything for us more than the regular soap, we finally have an admission that these tiny critters, so lauded by atheist scientists, do not in fact, exist.

We already know this since God commanded Noah to take on the ark two of EVERY living thing:


19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.


Genesis 6:19





God never commanded Noah to take a petri dish, watch it get all mucky, and take that aboard, no. God created animals that could be transported, and there are absolutely no mention of these tiny creatures that we cannot see, because they do not exist.


They are superstitions like other things we cannot see or know, like: ghosts, goblins, elves, tooth fairy, etc.
Now an atheist may object here and say that they have never seen God, but the fallacy here, of course, is that they cannot see God because they have no faith.

Moses saw God several times:

Exodus 4:24-26

King James Version (KJV)

24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
26 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.





Therefore, we have more first hand accounts of God than we do of these so-called "molecules."
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I always knew this "molecules" business was hogwash, but what many have no clue about is that the molecules idea is also blasphemous since it comes from an undercurrent movement of old denomic thinking that started way back in Bible times (in the false god Molech - see Leviticus 18:21; Jeremiah 32:35).

But this blasphemy comes, not just from the devil, but from the modern scientifical atheisticals who have this need to search out "micro" things to put something else on the throne that they've knocked God off of in their seedy, corrupt, foolish little minds.

So naturally, germ theory and this nonsense about "little bugs" that "infect" us is yet more boogieman junk to bolster their failing worldview. True Christian™ gentlemen have no need to wash their hands anyway since their hands are always clean (see Job 17:9; Psalm 24:4).
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Good point, Pastor.

When we see the implications of "germ theory" it all makes sense: the water industry gets more money from more showers, and the atheists win because this is more time we spend touching our nude bodies and thinking lascivious thoughts instead of worshipping God in our prayer closet. Crony capitalism (socialism) wins, the Godly Invisible Hand of the free market loses.



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17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
20 These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.


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I would much rather eat food with dirt, scat and spit on my hands than go to hell with hands washed with "anti-bacterial" soap.
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Clearly the concept of 'molecules' is heathen, as the name comes from that heathen Molech!
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Believing in molecules but not God is gratuitous intellectual dishonesty. First of all, the existence of microscopic particles is more difficult to prove than the existence of God. Just consider what the state of the world would be if there were microscopic particles. It would be impossible to tell without microscopes. Then imagine the state of the world in which God exists. The evidence of a benevolent, omniscient, and omnipotent God is all pervasive, because His Caring, Heroic Hand is everywhere involved. The unfalsifiability of molecules means they do not meet the criteria of a testable hypothesis. God's existence on the other hand certainly does. So if you accept the ontological argument for molecules, that there is no evidence for them and therefore they must exist, then you must accept the ontological argument for God.
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