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Old 09-21-2013, 04:33 PM
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
Part of the package that comes with being an atheist means that good, God-fearing people can never trust you because you have no moral standard on which to make true statements, so you'll forgive us if we don't accept your testimony.

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Old 09-21-2013, 04:37 PM
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:49 PM
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Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:55 PM
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But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
Is this Appalachian dialect or something? Please learn to speak proper American, because I don't understand what you are trying to say.
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and dress in rags.
My oh my, it's the image with the typo...

It's meant to read "and dress in Drag."

TRUE CHRISTIAN's perfection does not prevent errors when we outsource the image creation to gayeez graphic designers (you DO know that they are all queer as a three dollar bill)

And I don't know why, but when we ask them how long they took to create the image, they keep repeating that it evolved over a long period... I guess it's their excuse to charge more.

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Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1. Atheist tend to lie as well.
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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
How can you be offended when you BELIEVE IN NOTHING? Without a MORAL COMPASS, how can you even begin to say that Christians are wrong and you are right? After all, there is no objective morality, and you're just some accident that happened because lightning struck some slime in the ocean a trillion years ago. Isn't that how it goes? Are are you just here trying to stir up a debate because you're insecure?

Frankly, I AM OFFENDED BY YOU! You see, I HAVE OBJECTIVE MORALITY and I HAVE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I HAVE TRUE TRUTH! You have nothing except a non-existent moral code that allows you to stick things up your butt and spend Sunday mornings "sleeping in" instead of putting on your nicest suit, listening to the wisdom of your spiritual betters, and giving the LORD His tithe.

How can you even live like that? Does it not pain you to be so DEAD INSIDE and serve no Higher Purpose? As long as you keep going around pretending God doesn't exist, you are about as big of a fool as one can be.

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
You'll have NO SYMPATHY FROM ME if you don't put things right with Jesus while you still have the chance. You probably think "all the cool people are in hell," but your tune will be changing quickly once the REALITY of HELL sets in all around you. Don't say you weren't warned.
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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
I don't know about all of them doing drugs, committing suicide, and dressing in rags, but EVERY SINGLE atheist, without exception, is vile. The Bible is crystal clear about this:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1
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