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Old 01-03-2014, 04:08 AM
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The Godly Founding Fathers of our Christian nation were wise in not giving women the right to vote - knowing full well that doing so would result in loss of our freedoms and the rise of a socialist state. Even the lowly nigra was given the right to vote before women were ever considered.

We all know that women vote for DEMONcrats in overwhelming numbers as observed by Godly Ann Coulter:

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"I think (women) should be armed but should not vote. No, they all have to give up their vote, not just, you know, the lady clapping and me. The problem with women voting -- and your Communists will back me up on this -- is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.

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Today little is known about the early "Suffragette" movement that started in the UK. Mostly hidden by LIEberal reformers, progressives, and historical revisionism, these women were all terrorists - a sure sign that if left to their own devices women will lead to the downfall of civilization. The lessons of the Bible (KJV1611) here are unmistakable. As surely as Eve will listen to Satan to eat the forbidden apple, women will vote for Obama.

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The Fateful Year: England 1914 by Mark Bostridge – review
Anthony Quinn questions the 'innocence' of prewar Britain
Anthony Quinn
The Guardian, Thursday 2 January 2014 03.50 ES

It was a society in uproar. While their sisters were being force-fed in prison, militant suffragettes had stepped up their campaign of urban sabotage, detonating bombs in London churches and setting fire to houses, pavilions and railway stations up and down the land. The most notable stunt occurred at the National Gallery, where Mary Richardson took an axe to the canvas of The Rokeby Venus, an act of vandalism recounted in the press as if it were an act of murder – "Slasher Mary" had left Venus with "a cruel wound in the neck" and a "broad laceration" near the shoulder. At the Royal Academy Sargent's portrait of Henry James suffered a similar attack from a militant's meat cleaver. James wrote to a friend: "I naturally feel very scalped and disfigured, but you will be glad to know that I seem to be pronounced curable." In this febrile atmosphere there arose the prospect of a political assassination – what Bostridge calls, modernly, a "nightmare scenario" – fuelled by rumours of suffragettes practising their marksmanship at shooting ranges.

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Women’s suffrage started well in USA, when the state of Wyoming enfranchised Women in 1869. This was followed over 25 years later by Colorado in 1893, Utah and Idaho in 1896, then over ten years later by Washington in 1910. Like in Britain, the Feminist movement in USA was reasonable in their demands and even though they were achieving results, the pace of change wasn’t fast enough for many Women.

While studying at the School of Economics and Political Science (LSE) in London, the American Alice Paul, joined the WSPU and her activities resulted in her being arrested and imprisoned three times. Like other suffragettes she went on hunger strike and was forced-fed. Alice Paul returned home to the United States and in 1913 she joined with Lucy Burns and Olympia Brown to form the Congressional Union for Women Suffrage (CUWS) and attempted to introduce to American Women the militant methods of the Pankhursts. This included organizing huge demonstrations and the daily picketing of the White House. Over the next couple of years the police arrested nearly 500 women for loitering and 168 were jailed for "obstructing traffic". Alice Paul was sentenced to seven months imprisonment, but after going on hunger strike, she was released.

This clearly worried the US government who didn’t want an extreme Suffragette terrorist group operating in their country. In January, 1918, Woodrow Wilson announced that Women's suffrage was urgently needed as a "war measure". The House of Representatives passed the federal woman suffrage amendment 274 to 136 but it was opposed in the Senate and was defeated in September 1918. Another attempt in February 1919 also ended in failure. This seem to be following the British experience of Women’s suffrage proposed laws being continually defeated, but in the next year there came a breakthrough. In May 1919 the House of Representatives again passed the amendment (304 to 89) and on 4th June 1919 the Senate finally gave in and passed it by 66 to 30. Canada and most European countries followed suit between the two, world wars. It could be that, looking at the experience of Britain, these countries didn’t want a home grown suffragette terror group starting in their countries.

Emmeline Pankhurst believed strongly that Women’s behaviour was morally superior to men’s. Claiming, that the whole point of getting the vote, was to enable Women to use this superiority to curb male sexual excess, civilise public life and elevate the whole of the human race onto a higher sphere of existence.

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Amen, brother. This country has been going downhill ever since the sufferagette agenda was rammed down the throats of America.

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Another Amen here, Brother!

Politics is man's business, and women have neither the focus nor the aptitude for it. My father has passed on to the sweet bosom of Jesus, and so the votes of both my mother (I am her eldest son) and my wife are dictated to them by me.

I would rather they not be allowed to vote, but since other women are voting according to their confused little minds, I feel it is my duty to at least nullify the votes of two women out there who do not have men who care enough to tell them how they should vote.
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It is a well-established fact that those suffragettes were all rug munchers. Forcing women to vote was the first shot fired in the war on homersexurality. Thank God the Ladies of Landover have all insisted on signing over their vote to their Pastor () or their Husband.

We don't mollycoddle perverts in God's favorite forum, and we don't throw perfectly good Republican votes away on addle-headed women.

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Switzerland is possibly the most Godly nation when it comes to women's suffrage. The final canton there to give women the vote was Appenzell Innerrhoden where they were forced to by the Swiss Federal court on 27th November 1990. All previous votes by the (male) electors of that canton had refused to give women the vote; in 1973, 1982, and 1990.


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Translation: "The mother works in politics. NO women's suffrage & voting"


Translation: "Do you want those women? No women voting"
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Everything that women do is insidiously designed to attract the sexual attention of men, and voting is no different. As the Old Testament recounts again and again, women will do anything to get raped, even if it means resisting the sexual advances of soldiers acting on the orders of God. Women vote for the same reason they chisel icons out of wood and stone, because if they can anger God enough, He will send armies of rapists after them, as He does in Judges 21:10-24 and Numbers 31:7-18, and as He summarily orders in Deuteronomy 20:10-14.

While unChristian laws prohibiting marital rape have been on secular books for some time, they only began to be enforced after women started voting for war criminals who violate Deuteronomy 20:10-14. The sinful nature of a woman is thus doubly satisfied, as the rape that God sends her is more likely to be extra-marital.

By criminalizing rape instead of regulating it, women voting has transformed prison into sodomy camp, and left the daughters of the victims of rape without husbands, something God sought to prevent in Deuteronomy 22:28-29. Imagine how you would feel if your car was vandalized, and the perpetrator was rewarded with ass sex instead of paying restitution. Well that is how the victims of hymen vandalism are treated in the American matriarchy. If my wife sins and has a daughter, I always give it up for adoption. A woman with a hymen is more valuable than any other form of livestock, but rupture that hymen and she becomes a liability.

Having a daughter is an investment, like buying a house. Maintaining her is costly. Allowing demons to inhabit your daughter is like allowing gutter people to live in your home rent free. The result will be that your daughter will vote, which is like your house burning down, except that it will burn for ever and ever.

The only reason a woman would not want to marry her rapist would be that she hates her father even more than she hates not having a husband, and wants to burden him further with her hysterics and menstrual secretions. Voting to prevent rape is intended to provoke it.
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Is it too late to reverse this evil legislation?


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Everything that women do is insidiously designed to attract the sexual attention of men, and voting is no different. As the Old Testament recounts again and again, women will do anything to get raped, even if it means resisting the sexual advances of soldiers acting on the orders of God. Women vote for the same reason they chisel icons out of wood and stone, because if they can anger God enough, He will send armies of rapists after them, as He does in Judges 21:10-24 and Numbers 31:7-18, and as He summarily orders in Deuteronomy 20:10-14.
Although you have not ever been cursed with such womanly burdens as monthly insanity, a desire to lash out at, and verbally belittle men for no good reason, or to weep uncontrollably when watching the delightful and inspiring show, "Touched By An Angel," the LORD has indeed given you a profound and divine insight into the ways of the woman. I am not ashamed to say that before I was Saved, this too was my one and only goal in life - to dupe a man, any man, with my womanly charms. I was not shy in spewing my strong sexual pheromones in the faces of men who passed by. Oh it did not matter if they were married or homosexual or even old enough to shave. All that mattered was that my vagina was crying out for abuse, and my self-worth was completely tied up in emasculating a man's honor. Only through Christ Himself was I healed from my sins of pride and lust. Now the thought of voting is repulsive to me, as I would rather claw out my own ovaries through my naval rather than to disappoint my Lord and Master.
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I know it is a drop in the bucket but, until they take away my wifes "right" to vote (which I fully agree with) she is commanded to vote Republican. It absolutely floors me when a husband lets his wife vote demoncrat. Marriages are not supposed to be "equal opportunity" - they are meant to be dictatorships with the husband at the helm, as God wants it to be (1st Corinthians 11:3, 1st Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).
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I know it is a drop in the bucket but, until they take away my wifes "right" to vote (which I fully agree with) she is commanded to vote Republican. It absolutely floors me when a husband lets his wife vote demoncrat. Marriages are not supposed to be "equal opportunity" - they are meant to be dictatorships with the husband at the helm, as God wants it to be (1st Corinthians 11:3, 1st Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).
Absolutely! As a possible solution to this debacle, why not make a married man's vote count as two votes? That way the lady is counted but doesn't have to worry her pretty little head about decisions that are above her and can focus on homemaking?

"left to their own devices women will lead to the downfall of civilization". I mentioned this to my wife. She told me that she loves being left to her own devices. She went misty eyed, ran upstairs and locked herself in the bathroom to clean her teeth. I could hear her electric toothbrush running for a good half an hour! Women, I'll never understand them.

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I can't stand those electric toothbrushes. My wife's sounds like a cement mixer, and it takes FOREVER.

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Wow, I thought my wife was just strange, but it sounds like many women just love to brush their teeth with high-powered brushes for extended periods. Good to know!
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Of course! Oral hygiene is most important.

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