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I just recently caught my daughter listening to Hardcore Punk Rock, the name of the artist/hellbound sinner is "Hillary Duff". Just how awful is this kind of music for a young Christian mind?


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Hillary Duff isn't punk, she's pop and most young girls enjoy that kind of stuff...
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Hillary Duff isn't punk, she's pop and most young girls enjoy that kind of stuff...
Look what God did to these whorishly dressed "pop" singers (just like Hillary Muff), he smited them blind!! That's what you get for making punk/pop music.

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Hillary Duff isn't punk, she's pop and most young girls enjoy that kind of stuff...
Are you actually going to try and defend this Death Metal performer? The only music i'll have my daughter listen to are church hymns. Now go listen to that NSYNC black metal garbage you kids listen to.
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Are you actually going to try and defend this Death Metal performer? The only music i'll have my daughter listen to are church hymns. Now go listen to that NSYNC black metal garbage you kids listen to.
Actually I hate NSYNC (too much pop)
I prefer actual black metal, rather then what must've come out of an ass.
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I'll never forget the beating I got from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) when he caught me listening to punk.

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I just recently caught my daughter listening to Hardcore Punk Rock, the name of the artist/hellbound sinner is "Hillary Duff". Just how awful is this kind of music for a young Christian mind?


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Brother, I find this extremely disturbing. Do you not monitor your daughters' activities? I honestly believe she requires chastisement.

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Actually I hate NSYNC (too much pop)
I prefer actual black metal, rather then what must've come out of an ass.
Dear Mott! As a reformed and converted worshipper of Satanic music I do not know where you are coming from. A very small minority of Black Metal is an expression of the apocalypse and the suffering of those who do not believe.

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Dear Mott! As a reformed and converted worshipper of Satanic music I do not know where you are coming from. A very small minority of Black Metal is an expression of the apocalypse and the suffering of those who do not believe.

Why have you not yet seen the Light of your Salvation.
and I do not know where you are coming from when you say "worshipper" sure I can see how music can be a religion, but surely none of a god.
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and I do not know where you are coming from when you say "worshipper" sure I can see how music can be a religion, but surely none of a god.
You really are one dumb whore aren't you? Tell me, have you read brother Methuselah's topic on "Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice"? I think this applies here.

Now bow your head in submission to god, and your husband. Stop cackling like some irrelevant old hen. We owe you nothing, least of all an explanation.

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What kind of music do YOU approve of then? Justin bieber?
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You really are one dumb whore aren't you? Tell me, have you read brother Methuselah's topic on "Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice"? I think this applies here.

Now bow your head in submission to god, and your husband. Stop cackling like some irrelevant old hen. We owe you nothing, least of all an explanation.

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I was not asking for an explanation, I'm not down syndrome, I don't have a husband, nor was I cackling like a hen. Surely you must be better at guessing then that kind sir.
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Wasn't it the punkers who made the homersex sodomy anthem Jet Boy Jet Girl?

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Hillary duff isnt punk, rock, or hardcore you imbecile.

Look up Cannibal corpse, that is hardcore punk rock mate.

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Hillary duff isnt punk, rock, or hardcore you imbecile.

Look up Cannibal corpse, that is hardcore punk rock mate.

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First of all friend, we are Baptist, not Mormon. Secondly, it's just your OPINION that Hillary Duff isn't punk. We are all entitled to our own opinions, and if you disagree than you are breaking my right to freedom of expression as stated in the Declaration of Independence.

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Hillary duff isnt punk, rock, or hardcore you imbecile.

Look up Cannibal corpse, that is hardcore punk rock mate.

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Ugh, what's wrong with the lovely godly hymns? As a young child, even when I was a brat, I loved them and found solace in them! Punk is such an uneducated word and while I've never heard it, the name is a big turn off, as is. As for Hillary Duff, as a young, married woman, I can say she is a slut and hell-bound. She is leading many young women down a very dark path!
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Hillary duff isnt punk, rock, or hardcore you imbecile.

Look up Cannibal corpse, that is hardcore punk rock mate.

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