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Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Old 12-12-2014, 06:32 AM
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Thumbs down The Waltons

After extensive review, I have come to the conclusion that The Waltons is rife with antiChristian values, including, but not limited to, allowing women to back-sass their husbands without suffering consequences, promoting lesbianism and witchcraft, and attempting to lure True Christian viewers into the quagmire of sodomy!

Liv Walton initially seems to be the perfect wife and mother. She attends church regularly, spends 90% of her life in the kitchen, and has her quiver stuffed to capacity with children. However, she has defied God's command to not be unequally yoked to unbelievers, and has married a God mocking devil worshiper, John Walton Sr., and will suffer his fate in hell (Leviticus 18:32) where the worm dieth not and the fire is never quenched and the smoke of their torment ascendeth up forever and ever! Hallelujah, God is Good!

Grandma and Grandpa Walton have similarly incurred Christ's wrath. The crone constantly henpecks and emasculates the old man, driving him to distraction. The woman knows he has a heart condition and can no longer beat her into submission like he could when he was younger, and she takes full advantage of the fact. And Grandpa is guilty of not finding a method to silence the shrew permanently...being a crippled, feeble minded dotard is hardly an excuse...God demands ACTION!

Worst of all is that provocative siren, John-Boy Walton...he constantly plays to the camera with that buxom rump of his. Always alluringly stretching his hamstrings wearing those form fitting trousers which leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Wantonly thrusting his filthy mooseknuckle again and again and again and again into the faces of the innocent television audience...decent folk who only wish to be subjected to hours of quality Christian programming, without having to suffer through the promiscuous antics of sodomizers.

Burn in hell, John-Boy!
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Old 12-12-2014, 06:59 AM
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I thought all the characters in that show would well and truly be dead by now and writhing in agony in Hell.
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Old 12-12-2014, 04:11 PM
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The Hutchins Plantation, LLC is just a few miles from Walton's mountain. I can assure you is is a place of complete depravity. I stop in regularly to do a laying of hands and excising of rectal demons. I pray to His Holy God that the sinners are cast into the abyss of Hell as I show Him what those people do. I know He lets them go on as a test of my commitment to Him.
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Thank you, Witch Hammer, for this honest review. There was a time when I watched the Waltons because I was led to believe it was wholesome and promoted Christian Values. It took a while for it to sink into my brain just how perverse this show was. I think it was an episode which showed a woman driving a car or Olivia going to the library that finally made me see the Light. No more Waltons for me! Good night Elizabeth indeed!
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No doubt this one inspired an entire generation of disgusting shehe's.
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