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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Old 10-16-2013, 10:04 PM
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Default Streets Paved In Gold, Here I Come!

I got me a friend in Jeezes,
cause he da man dat frees us

He turned my Caddie to Gold,
a sight you need to behold

When I lay me down to die,
and da Devil look me in da eye

I'm gonna bring up his name,
and show satan who be lame

When he bring me up to Heavin
My dice will roll seven / eleven

In Gawds kingdom I do rest
Cause we all know Mr Jeezuz be the best

Amen!
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It's no Song of the South, but very motivational nonetheless. I think I'm going to post this up at the door of the church rec room to inspire old Brother Willie who tells stories to our little ones.

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