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Old 10-26-2013, 01:49 AM
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My niece, who is not a Christian, wants to get one of the cars that have a sensor for braking automatically. Although I am not against technology, it has always seemed akin to witchcraft, much like electricity must have seemed to those in earlier times. I will accept the answer of the senior pastors and other Christian brothers here before I pay good money to have the car she buys exorcised.

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My niece, who is not a Christian, wants to get one of the cars that have a sensor for braking automatically. Although I am not against technology, it has always seemed akin to witchcraft, much like electricity must have seemed to those in earlier times. I will accept the answer of the senior pastors and other Christian brothers here before I pay good money to have the car she buys exorcised.

Awaiting your replies, I am

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Friend, I'm afraid this is one of those forest for the trees situations. You see, women should not be wearing shoes, much less driving automobiles. If the kitchen floor is not clean enough for her to go barefoot, buying her a car is not going to make the tile clean itself.

My ex-wife Ethel was always getting into mischief, like participating in donkey porn or sneaking a peek out a window during daylight hours. To discourage her from wandering too far I would sear the bottoms of her feet with an iron every few days. I noticed she also cleaned the floor more diligently, but this was due to her pagan belief in the germ model of disease.

Fortunately, she was stoned to death by anonymous vigilantes, doing their best to serve God in Biblical accord. Thus I was able to marry a True Christian™ woman who knows her place. Now Ethel is burning in Hell, and everything is as it should be.

God has a way of working these things out.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:26 PM
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Default Re: Car Talk: Automatic Braking

Automatic braking and other technologies that attempts to reduce or prevent damage to pedestrians and lesser vehicles violates Biblical law:
A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps.
Proverbs 16:9

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Default Re: Car Talk: Automatic Braking

As great as it sounds, do you really want to give up your right of self defense?

Imagine you drive along the road and you see that the next traffic light is green. Unfortunately some muslim looks at his watch and immediately starts to pray in the middle of the road.
Well with automatic breaking you are defensless.
And once those tree huggers on their bicycles (which are much more bad for nature because you eat more when you use your energy and that means more pigs and cows have to be produced which eat a lot of stuff themselfes that hurt nature) know that all cars around them will automatically stop when they are near them then a pure dictatorship will rise and the people who actually keep this country running with their cars will be the ones that have the yellow star on their jacket.
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Default Re: Car Talk: Automatic Braking

Only men were meant to drive automobiles. It's been the disgusting lieberals and progressives that have demanded that all kinds of unnecessary "technologies" be added to automobiles so that women can "drive". We don't need things like automatic transmissions, spark controls and other things that needlessly add to the cost of cars - least of all automatic brakes. If you don't know how to brake a car you shouldn't be driving. Women drivers make the roads unsafe, needlessly tie up traffic, and should be home taking care of the house.

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Default Re: Car Talk: Automatic Braking

I would agree that the use of automatic braking has the effect of reducing options for dealing with bicyclists.

It is not always necessary or even advisable to hit them directly and crush them for their affronts and backward obstructionism. Often a glancing blow is punishment enough.

However, these automatic brakes eliminate all direct action involving an automobile and I expect that will sometimes lead to gunplay.

Also, I agree that all these automatic devices have been used to entice women to drive, thus eroding civilization. Something should be done about it.
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Also, I agree that all these automatic devices have been used to entice women to drive, thus eroding civilization. Something should be done about it.
Women should not be allowed to sit on anything that hums or vibrates, especially if it has a lot of small moving parts that could malfunction as a result of noxious vaginal gases encrusting them.

In fact I won't let my wife sit on any textiles or upholstery. I tried super tropical bleach and other military grade decontaminants, but the biotoxins in vaginal slime are resistant to them. Gortex lining in her panties is sufficient to contain the high viscosity liquid secretions and catch the chunks of funk and parasites that constantly fall from her yawning, gasping labia, but the tenebrous clouds of allergenic spores will still burn your nostrils from the next room.

Why God would create anything like that is beyond me. I can't wait until I get to Heaven so I can be free of women, and other soulless, lesser people.
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