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Old 11-30-2013, 07:39 PM
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This coming from the person whose iq is the same as their shoe size.
My feet are quite large, but not that large, sweet l'il child.

My IQ places me at roughly μ + 4σ. This puts me at the 99.9968th percentile.

Do you have a fetish for men with huge feet? I get women (and some men) all the time looking at the size of my feet with a lustful look in their wanton eyes. Does your father know you are talking to men online about the size of their feet?
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Old 11-30-2013, 07:53 PM
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Ezekial has allowed you guys to believe that Jesus teaches sexist and racist means and that he would want you to label people unlike him with terms such as whore. John 15:12 this is my commandment, that ye love one another, as I have loved you.
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Old 11-30-2013, 07:58 PM
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Mark nothing on this earth could ever make me want you nor look at you in a lustful manner
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:14 PM
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Mark nothing on this earth could ever make me want you nor look at you in a lustful manner
That's "Dr. Snyde" to you, sugarpuss.

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Old 11-30-2013, 08:19 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:22 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
Honey, nobody here wants you to be either dressed or undressed by you. What kind of a pervert are you, anyway?
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:24 PM
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*address it was misspelling my apologies
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:29 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
Sweetcheeks, I am not asking you to dress me, but to address me with respect.

Sounds like someone is hankering for a good sound spanking.

Do you have daddy-issues?
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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Old 11-30-2013, 08:36 PM
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If you tried to spank me I would punch you in the face so no I do not have daddy issues.
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:39 PM
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If you tried to spank me I would punch you in the face so no I do not have daddy issues.
If you tried to punch me in the face, I would spank you quite soundly. Would you like that?
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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Old 11-30-2013, 08:46 PM
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No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
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No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
Again? Baby girl, I wouldn't allow the first punch. I'd spank that bare butt in the name of Jesus until it was glowing red.
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
Please put away your hate. Jesus has obviously brought you here for a reason. You may not believe in Him but rest assured He believes in you.

If only you could let go of you anger towards Jesus you would see that He is crying when He sees what you post.

Please, open your heart to Jesus and the temporary sacrifice He made to protect us from His judgement for our pre approved sins.

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You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
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You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
Oh, dear, why are you so violent? And where is your introduction thread, so we can at least try to understand where does all that anger and hatemongering come from?
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You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
Wow, you want it so bad, don't you? You're just itching uncontrollably to be overpowered by a Godly man and spanked like the naughty little girl you are.
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I want nothing from you. I most definitely do not want you to touch me in any way shape or form
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So you can keep your hands to yourself doc
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
You would do well with a decent, moral husband to teach you some manners. You probably wouldn't embarrass yourself in public so much.



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He's not a decent husband if he hits you
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